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That is an absolutely incredible mantrum.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 05:39 |
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Rollersnake posted:I can't really find the schadenfreude in poo poo like this anymore. Like, what if this is what pushes this wannabe rapist/Elliott Roger over the edge. The only safe option is mandatory reeducation camps for men.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 05:52 |
VoidBurger posted:That is an absolutely incredible mantrum. I enjoyed this tweet too. Hopefully it will find its way into the general lexicon.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 06:11 |
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This kid is going to commit sex crimes before he's 20. Same here.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 06:25 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:I mean you can just see "Directed by Dinesh D'Souza" and get everything you need to know about it. Reminder : D'Souza got convicted on some sort of money fraud that was ssssssssooooooo stupid that even wingnuts on his side say he's a dumbass. They don't defend him because he fails the paper bag test/has a non white name.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 06:25 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:I like this guy. He knows no woman actually wants to gently caress him, and instead of you know, changing himself for the better so someone would actually really want to have sex with him, his strategy is "I am going to swear and be rude at you, which will annoy you so much that in order to make it stop, one of you will grit her teeth and endure the horribleness that is having sex with me. Once that happens, I will be nice and good, but until it happens, I will be an arsehole."
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 08:55 |
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I cannot wait to be that rear end in a top hat after election day to tag the friend I've been sharing posts of with "Hey look, Hillary won! God works in mysterious ways, don't he?"
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 08:58 |
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I can't wait for you to lose the two friends you still have left either
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 10:02 |
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FAROOQ posted:I can't wait for you to lose the two friends you still have left either That way you won't be so alone?
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 10:36 |
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FAROOQ posted:I can't wait for you to lose the two friends you still have left either You're overestimating the amount of friends I have left, buddio.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 10:37 |
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https://twitter.com/chaeronaea/status/795350269949333508
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 14:01 |
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Like I said in the r/relationships thread, that poor kid is being raised by an idiot.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 14:30 |
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This is just precious
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 14:32 |
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Judge missed an opportunity seen from a mile away to just remove the kid from that idiot and give him to a better home. Who even thinks like this? Also gently caress every single loving redditor crying about "But women always win custody/support battles waah".
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 14:37 |
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Men Gargle Their Own Weiners
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 15:49 |
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Dumb picture and pretty innocent iosm, but that comment quickly gets really confusing.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 16:23 |
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The crazy chick in these comments is the only reason I'm still friends with the person whose status she's commenting on.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 16:24 |
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fullroundaction posted:The crazy chick in these comments is the only reason I'm still friends with the person whose status she's commenting on. This woman writes so much stuff without actually making any sense of any point she's making. A: What possible reason do you have to dispute Obama's birth age? If he were a couple years younger, that would make him 44 at his inauguration. The minimum age to be president is 35. The only thing I could think of is that they were somehow off by a decade and thought that was another reason he couldn't be president. B: Real classy referring to human children as a litter when it's immigrants doing it. C: Ann Dunham (Obama's mother) was born in Kansas. She has been a U.S. citizen her whole life. Did this person think that just because she was living in Hawaii at the time she was born in Hawaii? Or is this another unfounded conspiracy that she too is not a U.S. citizen and the stars all aligned to make sure little Barry O could never become president without lies and deception.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 16:55 |
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"The worst part is, after all of this, a human being exists who has a mother who never wanted him and a father who resents him. gently caress you." ID be satisfied with the karma he'd brought on himself but then there's that poor doomed kid and poor lady he'll keep trying to creepily maintain contact with and manipulate
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:39 |
Long story short, a local music venue went in full on meltdown mode after a fight apparently erupted at the venue, or something. It's not very clear. This was from the "official statement on the matter": And it went downhill from there... Down to two people on the same account having a comment war with each other!
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:46 |
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No. No, thanks.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:10 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:13 |
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trapped mouse posted:This woman writes so much stuff without actually making any sense of any point she's making. I think this failure is genuinely so dumb that you missed it. I don't blame you because I'm still reeling. She insists that since Hawaii became a state in 59 and Obama was born in 61 that Obama was born before Hawaii was a state. like, I think my brain just stopped functioning there Or is she seriously saying that Hawaii became a state it doesn't count as living in a state before... gently caress me, I need a drink Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Nov 7, 2016 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:Long story short, a local music venue went in full on meltdown mode after a fight apparently erupted at the venue, or something. It's not very clear. This is truly magical.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:19 |
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Met posted:
The actual creator is chill as hell and doesn't understand what the gently caress is up with his frog being racist now. He's trying to fix that. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/04/save-pepe-cartoon-frog-meme-matt-furie-trump
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:19 |
Midnight Voyager posted:I think this failure is genuinely so dumb that you missed it. I don't blame you because I'm still reeling. That's what I thought at first too, but what they're saying in the followup is that the parents need to be in the country for 14 years before their child is eligible for citizenship, and 59-61 is only two years, not 14. I'll leave it to someone else to say whether that 14 years thing is true or not, but either way his mom being born in Kansas ought to make it irrelevant anyway.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:25 |
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Data Graham posted:That's what I thought at first too, but what they're saying in the followup is that the parents need to be in the country for 14 years before their child is eligible for citizenship, and 59-61 is only two years, not 14. But even if she was born in Hawaii or whatever, wouldn't that mean she lived in what is now a US state her whole life? Does it only count once we make it a state? Is everyone in a place we make into a state suddenly foreign squatters??? What is going ON??
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:27 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I think this failure is genuinely so dumb that you missed it. I don't blame you because I'm still reeling. She seems to think Obamas parents are natives of Hawaii which would mean they aren't citizens so neither is he. I guess?
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:31 |
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But Science Fiction was created to bone hot aliens...
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:34 |
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Ularg posted:But Science Fiction was created to bone hot aliens... Or clones of yourself.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 19:04 |
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BONED BY THE CLONE, volume XVII
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 19:06 |
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fullroundaction posted:The crazy chick in these comments is the only reason I'm still friends with the person whose status she's commenting on. "So what..she isn't running for president." However Bill Clinton is, and for his third term no less, which is obviously why Trump and his posse have spent so much time attacking him.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 19:07 |
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change my name posted:"We do not negotiate with pussy terrorists" Mods please change my name to Pussy Terrorist tia
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 19:07 |
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Cage posted:Dumb picture and pretty innocent iosm, but that comment quickly gets really confusing. This reminds so much of a few family members of mine it's scary. And hilarious. Scilarious if you will.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 19:11 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:Long story short, a local music venue went in full on meltdown mode after a fight apparently erupted at the venue, or something. It's not very clear. This poo poo would never happen at The Doors!
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 19:18 |
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Ularg posted:But Science Fiction was created to bone hot aliens... Also scientific progress never has and never will change the way we relate to sex and/or romance. Also you should never take into account this driving force when considering how humans adapt and react to a new setting. Sex, Sex never changes.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 19:52 |
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change my name posted:POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY CLONE, volume XVII ftfy.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 20:00 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:I enjoyed this tweet too. Hopefully it will find its way into the general lexicon. It's already a word, (so I didn't credit the tweeter you're referencing.) I hope it gets more popular. Everyone please use the word "mantrum" more.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 20:08 |
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Vargo posted:ftfy.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 20:15 |
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FirstAidKite posted:I'm green btw, I probably should have made that clear but I didn't for some reason sorry I am reviving this from a coupla pages back, but...you didn't tell him the simpler reason a vote for anyone other than Hillary helps Trump: If a candidate doesn't get 270 electoral votes, the House gets to pick. Guess who has a majority in the House? It's really that simple. So any votes that keep Hillary from getting 270 are votes for Trump, period. Your buddy can argue semantics all he wants. I agree the two party/electoral college system we have is dumb and outdated, but the rules in play are those rules.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 20:31 |