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The MSJ
May 17, 2010







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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Attitude Indicator posted:

the sequel to Trainspotting was called Porno, can't imagine why they'd change that for the movie adaption

Reading up on it, Boyle doesn't think Porno is a terribly great book, and this film is only loosely based on it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I really like highlighting which actors you are looking at.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

kiimo posted:

I really like highlighting which actors you are looking at.

I was right about to say, that is a great idea implemented for the weirdest choice of a movie.

Also, I was thinking about one of your posts, kiimo, when I saw Dr. Strange last night EMBERS EVERYWHERE.

I didn't realize you have to sign up for some stupid bullshit AMC Club thing if you want a chance to get the IMAX posters. I was really hoping to get a copy of that Dr. Strange blacklight poster that was posted earlier.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Nov 4, 2016

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Half those things end up on the floor anyway. Just run around the theater picking them up afterwards.

Wendell
May 11, 2003


The little watch tower in the logo is goatse.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Wendell posted:

The little watch tower in the logo is goatse.

:lol:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Huh, i never realized the size of the rock on the ring until now.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

The MSJ posted:

But will Han fight a giant weasel?



He looks like a white Frylock

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Project X: Grown-Ups Edition

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm still marvelling at how far Jennifer Aniston has fallen that she gets last billing in that lineup.

Friends was a long , long time ago.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'm still marvelling at how far Jennifer Aniston has fallen that she gets last billing in that lineup.

Friends was a long , long time ago.

Last billing isn't the bottom rung when it comes to posters and title sequences if it's proceeded by a "with" or "and".

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
But I'm still allowed to think she's poo poo though, right?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



She pretty much only exclusively does these kinds of comedies now too.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Only now that I see this image on my laptop and not my phone have I figured out what that is over the angel girl's head. It's a fuzzy halo, but the little flecks of black in the middle from the poster background made it so that on my phone it kept looking like she had a thought bubble over her head with tiny unintelligible words, like she's secretly grumbling to herself about all this.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

Last billing isn't the bottom rung when it comes to posters and title sequences if it's proceeded by a "with" or "and".

I think and is better than with.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
It goes: starring, with, and, special appearance by.

e: 'with' can be lesser than 'starring' if opening credits.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lizard Combatant posted:

It goes: starring, with, and, special appearance by.

e: 'with' can be lesser than 'starring' if opening credits.

And then there's "featuring" if they rap 3/4s into the movie.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Lobok posted:

And then there's "featuring" if they rap 3/4s into the movie.

Doesn't "featuring" in that context mean they also get some percentage of the songwriting credit?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Lizard Combatant posted:

It goes: starring, with, and, special appearance by.

e: 'with' can be lesser than 'starring' if opening credits.

Would 'introducing' be considered a special appearance?

There was a recent movie that used that one for comedic purposes. Was it The Hateful Eight?

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

Would 'introducing' be considered a special appearance?

There was a recent movie that used that one for comedic purposes. Was it The Hateful Eight?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

I have no desire to see the movie but that's a terrific joke poster, it even has all the embers and sparks and poo poo.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

MacheteZombie posted:

Yo that looks dope. I think Gore Verbinski is a pretty good director even if I don't like the Pirate films, so I am going to check this out.

Gore Verbinski : The Reasonable David Fincher Alternative

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Mierenneuker posted:

Would 'introducing' be considered a special appearance?

There was a recent movie that used that one for comedic purposes. Was it The Hateful Eight?

Introducing is for a young actor usually, or Carlos Estevez

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lizard Combatant posted:

Introducing is for a young actor usually, or Carlos Estevez

Or Julia Roberts.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Or Don Johnson.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm confused why anyone believes that Jennifer Aniston's star has fallen. Just because of billing? She's reliable in comedy roles. Her star was never higher than that.

Also being in a comedy movie in perceived clout echelon is higher than being in a hit TV show.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Plus, she's at an age where most Hollywood women can't get any decent jobs and then disappear until they're grandma aged. She's doing pretty well for herself.

Parachute
May 18, 2003
plus she just recently got married to justin theroux and brad pitt is on the fast-track to a divorce. everything's coming up jen!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Isn't she one of the highest paid Hollywood actresses of all time?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Even if she wasn't getting any work she could probably live of her Friends money for the rest of her life.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


FreudianSlippers posted:

Even if she wasn't getting any work she could probably live of her Friends money for the rest of her life.

I'll always respect her for, allegedly, threatening to walk if the rest of the main Friends did not get paid as much as her.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

FreudianSlippers posted:

Even if she wasn't getting any work she could probably live of her Friends money for the rest of her life.

Oh absolutely. I listened to the WTF with David Schwimmer and he said as much (for all of them) that they were lucky because Friends basically provided them with the financial freedom to do whatever the gently caress they wanted for the rest of their lives.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

FreudianSlippers posted:

Even if she wasn't getting any work she could probably live of her Friends money for the rest of her life.

She still earns 20 million a year in syndication to this day, so I hope so.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
We're not even taking into account her Leprechaun royalties. So many pennies.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I hope she keeps her Leprechaun pennies in a treasure chest and murders people with a pogostick if they mess with it.

kiimo posted:

She still earns 20 million a year in syndication to this day, so I hope so.

I mean she could be insanely bad with money.

Like maybe she spends 30 million per year on buying castles in Europe, flying in Sherpas to tear them down with only their bare hands, and then shipping those bricks to California on galleons to reassemble them as a mega-castle. or does drugs.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Nov 7, 2016

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.



I was wondering how long it would take for someone to bring up Leprechaun.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

She needs to jump back into that franchise. Hell, bring back the entire cast from the first one. Francis from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, the kid from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead and the male stripper from Summer School probably already have a script ready to go, they just need Jennifer Aniston on board to get the green light.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ruddiger posted:

She needs to jump back into that franchise. Hell, bring back the entire cast from the first one. Francis from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, the kid from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead and the male stripper from Summer School probably already have a script ready to go, they just need Jennifer Aniston on board to get the green light.

I'd watch Leprechaun: The Series: A Netflix Original.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I wonder who gets the good trailer on set

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