TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/SeanTrende/status/795378399506268164
https://twitter.com/SeanTrende/status/795381174508130305
my poll hole is so empty rn

its really sad and weird but i guess theres no reason to think itll get better in 2020

its not like newspapers are suddenly going to un-die

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

LinYutang posted:

https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/795801222322257920

my sister who lives in cbus is arzying so hard and i sent her this and it helped

thanks friend

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:50

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

marijuana

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

michelle is better than this than barack i dotn even understand how

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Hypha: Sep 13, 2008

Newsprint will be fine.

Dogs gotta piss on something.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:50

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Oiled and Ready posted:

PREDICTION HALL OF FAME!!!

That wasn't a prediction

That was a promise

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:50

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Tatsuta Age posted:

is that the motherfuckin brave little toaster

*extremely Donald trump voice*

WOOOOORRRTHLEEESSSS!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:51

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Al! posted:

marijuana

legal weed in MA is a conspiracy to trick me into visiting my parents more

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

ed balls

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FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Glad to see that Ohio early voting totals came around but don't be surprised if/when Trump wins my garbage state. Medina County, just south of Cuyahoga, is wall to wall Trump signs.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Time to send Donald Trump to the dustbin of history imo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:51

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

mastershakeman posted:

ok I proudly voted trump but here's my for real predictions for internet credibility

http://www.270towin.com/maps/pKZQv
hitlery killton with 419. i wanted to go 420 but did not. trump 119.

massive hispanic turnout takes FL, NV, TX, UT, AZ for hillary. she squeaks out wins in IA, OH, AZ, GA due to ground game disparity that will be historic and in textbooks (basically any state she's within 5 she wins). trump wins the swing states of indiana and missouri.
hillary: 49%, trump 42%, johnson breaks 5% just barely and libertarians get to suckle up some free tax dollars and be hypocrites

senate:
46/46 with 8 tossups right now. rubio holds on since he won't get as crushed by hispanics. i think bayh loses IN in a shocker. feingold wins WI, ross loses in NC due to hillary's gotv. same with nevada, toomey loses PA., ayotte goes down in NH. blunt carries wins MO just like trump (barely). so : +5 for dems, +3 republicans, they lose senate.

as to house of reps, who knows. it's shown as 21 tossups on RCP, so I'll say 18/3 dem split. so 208 dem, 227 rep

basically this election's gonna be like '08 where a minority group carries a bunch of states

Well drat. More like mastershooksman. You serious about the TX/GA pick?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:51

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/benpershing/status/795801679316811777

fake e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxp4NlcBRkc

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:51

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

A country where the wife of a former president can become president!

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

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Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

God drat Michelle is smashing it

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TARDISman: Oct 28, 2011

triple sulk posted:

MICHELLE

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

BEEEE ROCK

THE ISLAMIC

SHOCK

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:51

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Oiled and Ready posted:

Joementum wasn't always wrong

Actually, I've been 100% right about this election.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:53

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

The two best public speakers in America are married to each other, lol

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

bump_fn posted:

legal weed in MA is a conspiracy to trick me into visiting my parents more

mr n mrs momndad v dopesmoker

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:53

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

DO IT B-ROCK THE SHOCK

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Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

Samuel Clemens posted:

Hell sounds pretty awesome. Hail Satan!

By which I mean Hillary.

We are Hell. We are Satan. But not the cool Paradise Lost Satan. We're a stupid lame Satan.

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Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

zakkro posted:

Trump's numbers are still too high.

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

thing i kinda want rn: a "four more years" chant to break out

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Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

i refuse to believe you can "proudly" vote for trump without being a rallygoing deplorable

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Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

I hope when trump loses he flies out of the country into hiding leaving only a video behind bragging about how he scammed all his donators and pocketed most of the money, supervillian style. It would be the perfect end to this election.

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zakkro: May 29, 2015

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:53

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

michelle is better than this than barack i dotn even understand how

Barack married up. Way up. and I'm a big Barack Obama fan.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

Punk sucks and is massively overrated, old conservative people dealing very poorly with their youth having escaped them can keep it imho

it's also the theme music to white supremacists

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:53

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

bill clinton

michelle obama

bill michelle

coincidence????

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:54

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

Slate Action posted:

The two best public speakers in America are married to each other, lol

When I walk the mall in DC or run it, I often wonder where they'll put the Obama memorial. He's not quite Roosevelt or Lincoln, but he will get a slot there. And he deserves it.

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

He's with her.

Trust him - he knows what he's doing.

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

Actually, I've been 100% right about this election.

don't you even start

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Kill anyone who shouts "THATS RIGHT!" During a speech please

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:54

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/PeterHamby/status/795806200088633345

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:55

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Joementum posted:

Actually, I've been 100% right about this election.

Only if Trump loses. :v:

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Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

at first i thought mitchell would take trumps losing as americas failure, not trumps

but now idunno. he seems so sure he's right

i think he'll be one to watch

# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:55

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's also the theme music to white supremacists

Nazi punks gently caress off.

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

of all the qualities about deplorable that makes them awful the most telling is that they hate Michelle Obama.

like for real gently caress you if you feel that way she owns

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