TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

You have to drive down into Kentucky.

It's a magical place.

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

not animated where's your sense of quality and workmanship, squizz-el?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Colonel Corazon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydLcs4VrjZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Archenteron: Nov 3, 2006

Eifert Posting posted:

You have to drive down into Kentucky.

I'd just go to Party Source if I was down there.

Is there a Dawn of the Final Day Hilmoon that I missed? Hard to browse quickly on the phone.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

A.Barnum posted:

Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit huffing trump

I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

One of my favorite things about living in Cincinnati is that I can drive basically an hour and a half and get to all the best bourbon distilleries in the country. I can also Drive about an hour and a half north and get to where people have sane politics. It's a nice compromise.

Or if I feel like it I can just stay right here and have multiple sports franchises poo poo directly into my beating heart.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCLiz/status/795826068255100928

First her convention beat his ratings. Now her rally has delivered the final insult.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Entropic: Feb 21, 2007; patriarchy sucks

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/795820088695934976

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCLiz/status/795826068255100928

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

TotalHell posted:

good thing abuela gonna conquer tomorrow and bring in the party zone, cuz there too much making GBS threads on good musicians itt

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Thesaurus: Oct 3, 2004

Felt tingly and poised leaving work today. The feeling won't go away. Body high is begi,ing...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Squizzle posted:

it's cold here

and quiet

why is it so quiet squizzle

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCLiz/status/795826068255100928

This is going to annoy Donald.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

I may purchase a bottle of Chardonnay, the most Rodham of wines

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:20

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

In less than 12 hours I will have voted and in another 12 this will all be over.

I'm hoping they call it at 6pm cst like they did last time.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

fart blood posted:

I wonder who's gonna win tomorrow

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22

Next-Gen: Sep 22, 2004; Ted Nugent is the next generation in Joint Combat soldiers

Archenteron posted:

Costcos in Ohio have alcohol? And have anejo tequila? What have I been missing.

Got half a bottle of Smith & Cross ready for tomorrow, either way

all their tequila is fuckin amazing for the price

and the vodka, but to celebrate the election it'd be best for some nice margaritas and tacos

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

In 2012 shortly after it was called i ended up puking in my friend's toilet while he puked in the sink at the same time and then later without saying a word i put on my bike helmet and walked home leaving my bike on his balcony, the consensus in the room was that I'd make it home safely because i was wearing a helmet

Here's to a nice and equally safe tomorrow

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

fart blood posted:

I wonder who's gonna win tomorrow

i here ol gary johnson's big on the reefer, kids love that

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

Archenteron: Nov 3, 2006

Eifert Posting posted:

Or if I feel like it I can just stay right here and have multiple sports franchises poo poo directly into my beating heart.

The only thing good about the Bengals is that their fans get very upset when they lose (which is all the time)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

Joementum posted:

my decision not to vote for obama ever is looking pretty good now

https://twitter.com/teddygoff/status/795815645057314817

Well, guess Daddy Trump doesn't look so bad now, does he, libtards? :smug:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

missing comma?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22

Dragonshirt: Oct 28, 2010; a sight for sore eyes

Night10194 posted:

I shoulda spent the whole goddamn election in this thread.

Lol if u dint just lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/795828520329084928

^ This is fascinating

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Yinlock posted:

i mean you'd be the expert

the wall just got ten feet higher motherfucker

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

This my fight song

Take back my life song

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

has anyone actually come up with a map that has trump winning today

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

whats bill mitchell's map

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:23

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCLiz/status/795826068255100928

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:23

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

LinYutang posted:

whats bill mitchell's map

red cali

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:24

tankadillo: Aug 15, 2006

24 hours until trump gets his twitter!!! :coolfish:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:24

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

a helpful bear posted:

not animated where's your sense of quality and workmanship, squizz-el?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:24

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

same but venison

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:23

MaxNV: Jan 3, 2011

Despera posted:

This my fight song

Take back my life song

https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/758881986454822916

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:24

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

It occurred to me exactly what's going to happen. Trump will concede election night, then take it back some number of days later.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:25

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

a helpful bear posted:

not animated where's your sense of quality and workmanship, squizz-el?

is squizz-el superman's brother?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:24

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/795828520329084928

^ This is fascinating

quote:

Early voting is nearly over. More people have voted early in the 2016 election, 46.26 million than in the 2016 election in its entirely, which saw 46.22 million.