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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

VoidBurger posted:

It's already a word, (so I didn't credit the tweeter you're referencing.) I hope it gets more popular. Everyone please use the word "mantrum" more.

I enjoyed it nonetheless. Agreed, mantrum is just such a perfect word.

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Ularg posted:

But Science Fiction was created to bone hot aliens...

100% sure gene roddenberry created star trek as an excuse to gently caress extras wearing green makeup.

ThePlague-Daemon
Apr 16, 2008

~Neck Angels~

CharlestheHammer posted:

She seems to think Obamas parents are natives of Hawaii which would mean they aren't citizens so neither is he. I guess?

Hawaii was already US territory. They would have been citizens anyway. There's so much this person doesn't know.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

For shits and giggles he will decide to be president for 2 more months!

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

declare sharia law of course

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

change my name posted:

BONED BY THE CLONE, volume XVII

PROBED IN THE BUTT, BY MY OWN CLONED BUTT! By Chuck Tingle

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
He's supposed to declare martial law and suspend all elections forever. Any second now.

Annnnnnny second now.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Ularg posted:

Idiots on Social Media: I'll stop calling girls stupid when they have sex with me!

From a while back but oh my god yes

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

PROBED IN THE BUTT, BY MY OWN CLONED BUTT! By Chuck Tingle

Pounded in the butt by a clone of my clone's butt's butt-clone's butt.

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

Barack Obama met with a kid with cerebral palsy who was kicked out of a Trump rally (also literally; the trashpeople kicked his wheelchair). Or so the media says. Luckily one man is brave enough to ask the question we're all thinking: How did Obama get into a Trump rally?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Can we all agree that people who say "sheep" need to be chopped up into mutton?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"You're a sheep!"
"No you!"

- Modern adults.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Heh. "duffus"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

.....what?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

"You're a sheep!"
"No you!"

- Modern adults.

"No puppet! No puppet! YOU'RE the puppet! No, you're the puppet." - a presidential candidate

Wanamingo has a new favorite as of 02:22 on Nov 8, 2016

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Posted by I'm guessing a 30 year old married white man with 3 kids already.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This macro is perfect, because while what's-his-face from The Office is correct in the most worthless, pedantic sense, he's wrong in any way that matters.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Then 9 years later this man asks Reddit how to force his ex-girlfriend to take joint custody of his kid.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
So this should be a good day for this thread, right?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

BigglesSWE posted:

So this should be a good day for this thread, right?

What's happening today??

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Have I ever told you guys how happy I am that I don't live with my old roommate anymore?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Idiots on Social Media: A very stupid reasponse

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Would you believe every time he had people over he would point out the fact that I was black ? I know you're shocked.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Idiots on Social Media: no your the sheep

LibrarianCroaker
Mar 30, 2010


Fuckin deep and edgy.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

JT Smiley posted:

Would you believe every time he had people over he would point out the fact that I was black ? I know you're shocked.

I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND, I CANNOT BE A A RACIST, SEE, HE'S BLACK, EVERYONE SEES HIM, RIGHT? HE'S NOT A HALLUCINATION?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Baron Corbyn posted:

What's happening today??

Anniversary of Stockholm bloodbath, when the pesky Danes beheaded some Swedish troublemakers back in 1520. I fully expect all your Swedish Facebook friends to rip up that old wound today!

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


BigglesSWE posted:

So this should be a good day for this thread, right?

A small sample, all from the same guy.





Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Soviet Commubot posted:

A small sample, all from the same guy.







Someone should tell him it's called Revelation.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Someone should tell him anything.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Trump voters as Warboys is pretty accurate, tbh

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
ImmortanTrump.webm

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/795818205608456192

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/795662034520199169

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

"I have a 220 iq" :laffo:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.









how are there still alt right ppl who do not know chuck tingle doesn't like them

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The internet is getting stranger by the day.

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