TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Total:	1002682 votes

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Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Gravy Jones posted:

Most important of all, remain vigilant and at your computer at all times. Under no circumstances leave the house.

Maybe, deep down, we really are all the same.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:46

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# ? May 15, 2024 20:34

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

maybe you shouldn't have hosed that dog then

someimtes... u have to live with ur past...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:46

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

triple sulk posted:

texas

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:47

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/796000742066753537

gently caress off shook nate

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:47

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795999749417684993

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:47

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

i voted y'all

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/795975881076408321

Nice!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

Bethamphetamine posted:

A reminder to share your tantrums and retweet other adults having tantrums. If we all act like adult babies, we can really stick it to the lying mainstream media.

And under no circumstances should you share any image without a minimum of three passes through a .jpg compression algorithm.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:47

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Fox Ironic posted:

Our last big polling day was Sunday when we got the whole center together to get 2,500 5-minute surveys spread across 5 swing states done in 7 hours. Not many respondents were giving us a hard time, and we got everything done with about 15 minutes to spare. It was crazy trying to keep up with everything, the day was moving so fast.

I also had to fire someone who was nodding out on heroin at his desk; I used to have a heroin problem so I know what it looks like. We don't really give a gently caress if you do drugs, just don't come to work high. The kid also had some other problems, including a few reports of him masturbating to hentai in the corner work stations, but since we were never able to catch him in the act, we couldn't really do anything about it. Everyone is really happy I got him fired for something tangible i.e. coming to work high and nodding off at your station.

As for the data, things have largely crystallized to Clinton's advantage, but I am worried about voter suppression having an impact today.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:47

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

Gravy Jones posted:

Most important of all, remain vigilant and at your computer at all times. Under no circumstances leave the house.

what if you make a huffy wheezy video filmed inside your car?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Well my dye is cast. +1 in IL....FOR Hillary. I got you didn't I?

Vidya Game music
For Bad Hombres and Nasty Women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsxIXhYCi5Y
For the Trump-waffles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09qyRzXU_4

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Karl Barks posted:

someimtes... u have to live with ur past...

is your dog named karl

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

out of everything from this thread, the thing I'll remember once is my first success troll

thanks kovak u were my first :blush:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/795999900651704320

cool for him to have a death mask already prepped and ready

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

SuperDucky: May 13, 2007; by exmarx

Beachcomber posted:

If Hillary wins: Redbreast 21
If "A lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive" Donald "A lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive" Trump wins: drink til I wake up in the hospital

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:49

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/795999529862565888

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Slate Action posted:

don't let me down Steve!!!

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/795998909667622912

And just last night Trump was talking about how they were already winning in Florida.

I'm looking forward to his whiny non-concession tonight so very much.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/796001268586213376

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:48

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/795999529862565888

rip snowden

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:49

bhsman: Feb 10, 2008; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/VGAdvisor/status/795998948104159232

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:50

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/796000742066753537

28.6%

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:50

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/796001268586213376

B-b-but I thought he was self funding his campaign!?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:50

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/796001268586213376

Grifting and conning to the end.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:50

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795999749417684993

so far this is my favorite michell post today

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:49

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/795999529862565888

RIP Putin

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:49

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

triple sulk posted:

"The Trump campaign is still asking people for money."

lol trump is never giving up the rnc donor/mailer list

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:49

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Man that trump donation wall sounds empty as gently caress

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:51

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

is your dog named karl

i tried but the fiancee wanted milton. so his name is milton

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:51

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/796001597507649536

oh

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:50

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