TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

HMS Beagle posted:

So has Joementum voted today?

He has repeatedly stated that he wouldn't vote today.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:20

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# ? May 18, 2024 08:58

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Not gonna lie, this is me every time I look at Chris Christie's body

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:21

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

mannerup posted:

of course its femen

lol @ FEMEN fighting Putin in an election here too

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:21

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Turdfuzz posted:

its a drat good thing they closed the trump thread b4 it got good

shut your gently caress up bicht

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:21

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Teikanmi posted:

how is this shape even possible, though, really

chris christie is a man of simple pleasures

food

fascism

throwing water bottles at women

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:21

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

He should hang out with Anthony Weiner and they could do a reality show called "Disgrace House" where each episode they come *this* close to losing it over the continuing onslaught of public humiliation

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:21

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

so any like, any streams worth watching? I tried CNN (boring) MSNBC (obring) fox (boring, and horrible commercials)

im just kinda bored i honestn'y prob shouldn't have stayed up all night or taken today off :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOe_RP1s65M ?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:21

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Montasque posted:

Glenn Beck is saying Obama made him a better person because he made them understand conservatism, study the constitution, ect.

He also feels really bad for going negative on Obama - said he felt they needed pay back for the way Dems treated Bush, but he was wrong. Should have disagreed with him with respect.

this is a story too enticing to liberals to be believable

the beck pivot!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:21

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

logikv9 posted:

The Trump Thread was so large that it made a significant impact on the usability and performance of the Something Awful forums

good job trump thread

I was replaying Dragon Age: Inquisition over the weekend

The game would literally crash if I tried to load a new page in the Trump thread while in a cutscene

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:22

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Baloogan posted:

so any like, any streams worth watching? I tried CNN (boring) MSNBC (obring) fox (boring, and horrible commercials)

im just kinda bored i honestn'y prob shouldn't have stayed up all night or taken today off :/

nah son there's not gonna be any poo poo happening for like 6 hours, just take this time to reflect on this journey that brought us all here

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Teikanmi posted:

how is this shape even possible, though, really

im the guy in the lower right corner grinning

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:22

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Teikanmi posted:

Not gonna lie, this is me every time I look at Chris Christie's body

covered in vaseline?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Beck 2020

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

euphronius posted:

So the best the GOP could do was emails

Really sad

And the Clinton Campaign selling out children and ruining countries or something. Both valiant efforts with little evidence to back up. GOP really brought their A game.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:22

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796008686498017280

why was this america guy slacking off and not voting in every election??

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Teikanmi posted:

how is this shape even possible, though, really

Note: this is not even the least flattering photo of Christie in that outfit.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:22

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

corn in the bible posted:

Beck 2020

His speeches would be pretty amazing, I like his lyrics a lot.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

HMS Beagle posted:

So has Joementum voted today?

I have not and will not vote today. Feels great.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

wrap it up trumpailures

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

simmyb: Sep 29, 2005

It's not even lunch time and my work is already like a shook Republican support group

#engineering

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:23

sejoonki: Feb 5, 2013

Beef-Stew posted:

+2 for Hillary in my VA suburb. No crazy lines here but since we also have paper scanned ballots there were a lot of stations people were cycling through.

Also there was a poll watcher with a Redskins hat. Hard to say if it was a replacement for a Trump hat or if he just had bad taste in football teams.

Hey sorry if I missed something earlier, but how do you know +2? Is there a site I can go to watch obsessively throughout the day?

I'm also in NOVA at a polling station and a little nervous about how few people there are coming through. In 2012 there were big lines. I'll try not to stress too much but was really hoping Trump would get CRUSHED up here. This is a diverse area and I'm mostly seeing white olds...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:24

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Note: this is not even the least flattering photo of Christie in that outfit.

We might as well go there

edit: is this :nws:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:24

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOe_RP1s65M ?

I just turned this on to see the guy mocking Clinton Emails for spelling the word "guest" as "guest" which he thinks is an incorrect spelling.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:24

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

ewe2 posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796005578271166464

Well that about wraps it up for God

Does he maybe want to share the numbers with the class?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

I'm eating breakfast right now, but after that I'm gonna go help usher in the thousand years of liberal darkness

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:24

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

I don't know what I'd rather see more: Bill Mitchell drowning in his own semen after a Trump victory and the involuntary, endless ejaculation it causes or Bill Mitch drowning in his own tears after a Clinton victory and the involuntary, endless weeping it begins.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Crusader posted:

so whats everyone listening to as an ELECTION DAY soundtrack

sisters doin it for themselves on repeat here

the disintigration loops by william basinksi

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:24

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

I have not and will not vote today. Feels great.

youre being really annnoying

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

agent_wildflower: Sep 7, 2011

SirPhoebos posted:

Check out the Overwatch PTR. New Hero and new game modes are super fun.

Boop!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

I love the smell of voting in the morning. You know, one time we had a swing state vote, for 12 days. When it was all over I tallied it up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' undecided voter. That smell, you know that sticker smell, the whole state. Smelled like... democracy

Someday this election's gonna end.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:24

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

https://twitter.com/mattduss/status/796008814730416129

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

sejoonki posted:

Hey sorry if I missed something earlier, but how do you know +2? Is there a site I can go to watch obsessively throughout the day?

I'm also in NOVA at a polling station and a little nervous about how few people there are coming through. In 2012 there were big lines. I'll try not to stress too much but was really hoping Trump would get CRUSHED up here. This is a diverse area and I'm mostly seeing white olds...

He means two people voted you dummy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Fire Bill Belichick

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:26

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

comingafteryouall posted:

wrap it up trumpailures

looks like his hopes

went up in smoke

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Joementum posted:

I have not and will not vote today. Feels great.

whats joe problem

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:26

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Joementum posted:

I have not and will not vote today. Feels great.

poor choice, dave

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Holy h*ck im in line to vote for lucy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

I think it's ok to vote how your want, or not to vote at all if that's your preference

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

sejoonki posted:

Hey sorry if I missed something earlier, but how do you know +2? Is there a site I can go to watch obsessively throughout the day?

I'm also in NOVA at a polling station and a little nervous about how few people there are coming through. In 2012 there were big lines. I'll try not to stress too much but was really hoping Trump would get CRUSHED up here. This is a diverse area and I'm mostly seeing white olds...

Beef-Stew means they and whoever they were with voted for Clinton, so +2 votes in her vote total, not how the overall vote is shaping up.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25

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