TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

crazy cloud posted:

Lol they admitted he has achievements wtg fox u come a long way

and thus begins the ~pivot~

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# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:05

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# ? May 16, 2024 07:07

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

never forget

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:06

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Agrajag posted:

omg i need a clip of this please god someone have a video of this omg

Mm, SS agents will be on uberalert when Actual Hitler goes to vote in a very Anti-Hitler polling location. I don't know if anyone is going to necessarily get good video - audio though.....

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:05

DICKS FOR DINNER: Sep 6, 2008; Stand Proud

Squizzle posted:

electorally destroy garrett plz

that's the dream

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:06

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/EvanMcS/status/796018682401001472

eyyy fugheddaboutit

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:06

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

brugroffil posted:

lol one of my Chicago area budies (OP) had the same question, what is even the point of that?

oak park is dumb and bad but thinks it is good

not recommended!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:07

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

He's so generous with his money
https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/796019558104567809

significant uptick in charitable giving

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:07

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Former Everything posted:

+1 for HRC in Kentucky. Also, it seems like there are a lot of Kentucky goons and that makes me feel odd. What if some of these goons are people I know lol. What a world.

actually it's me I work next to you

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:07

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

+1 for Hillary in NH, now I'm at home drinking since it's my day off from work.

Trump bad. Ed Balls.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:06

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Pookah posted:

Gonna be up all night probably since it sounds like the first results will start coming in around 4 am local time (GMT). I haven't posted much but I've followed the monster thread every day for the last few months and it's been a real trip, so thanks all for the good times

The election will probably get officially called at 4 GMT when the West coast polls close, but if Florida (or NC) gets called for Hillary it's all over, and that could happen by about 2 depending on turnout.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:07

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

The Nards Pan posted:

I assume someone more on top of things than me already pointed it out, but Trump thread ended on page 14088 after more than half a million posts. Good work daycrew, nightcrew, cvrchcrew, etc.

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/795786406031278080

E: lucky me, one more chance for Edward Ballinski

TRUMP!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:06

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://twitter.com/NoahGrayCNN/status/796019686907453441

video of people booing the fascist baby man

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:07

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Pookah posted:

Gonna be up all night probably since it sounds like the first results will start coming in around 4 am local time (GMT). I haven't posted much but I've followed the monster thread every day for the last few months and it's been a real trip, so thanks all for the good times

In other new, Brexit has caused yet another catastrophe:

Feast your eyes on the post-Brexit British Toblerone.

Don't do Brexit USAians, It was NO GOOD.

triangular

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Qwijib0 posted:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Wtf Stun Zeed is on my ballot what a twist!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

Agrajag posted:

omg i need a clip of this please god someone have a video of this omg

https://twitter.com/NoahGrayCNN/status/796019686907453441

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:07

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Just a sidenote I agree with Drew Linzer that if the election gets weird Jim Gray in Kentucky is my deep sleeper for a weird upset.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

exquisite tea posted:

*that scene from the first spider-man where new yorkers are pelting the green goblin w/ trash, except it's donald trump*

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:07

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

The Nards Pan posted:

I assume someone more on top of things than me already pointed it out, but Trump thread ended on page 14088 after more than half a million posts. Good work daycrew, nightcrew, cvrchcrew, etc.

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/795786406031278080

E: lucky me, one more chance for Edward Ballinski

It was also 1 day away from 2 years old which is a crime. I wanted to post pictures of erotic birthday cakes.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

brocretin posted:

anything could happen!!!

im a pollster help guys tHE NUMBERS THEYRE COMI-

and shook nate was never seen again

If you give one candidate more votes, it turns out that they have more votes than they would otherwise have

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

Diabeesting: Apr 29, 2006; turn right to escape

Two separate non-goon friends just texted me the pure Jeb! EV map from the Trump thread :kimchi:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

I just voted for Dread Queen Abuela and Kaine the Dark Lord.

I eagerly await their dark gifts.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

Just a sidenote I agree with Drew Linzer that if the election gets weird Jim Gray in Kentucky is my deep sleeper for a weird upset.

it could legit happen. Paul has been having all sorts of troubles recently

then again this is the state that routinely looks hopeful of getting rid of mcconnell only to have our dreams dashed every time

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Phyresis posted:

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

never forget

This might be my all time favorite thing from this election.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/NoahGrayCNN/status/796019686907453441

video of people booing the fascist baby man

lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Got to my polling place at 6:55 am. There was a line of olds out the door getting their voting out of the way before heading over to McDonalds to drink their morning coffee. Voted, hopped into the car, turned out of the parking lot and hit a loving deer.

Once the tow truck took the car to the shop to get fixed, borrowed one of my mothers' cars to get to work. There was a woman on the side of the road waving a Trump sign.

So you ended up denting two cars in one day?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Got to my polling place at 6:55 am. There was a line of olds out the door getting their voting out of the way before heading over to McDonalds to drink their morning coffee. Voted, hopped into the car, turned out of the parking lot and hit a loving deer.

Once the tow truck took the car to the shop to get fixed, borrowed one of my mothers' cars to get to work. There was a woman on the side of the road waving a Trump sign.

did you at least collect the deer for some good free range meat tonight?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

Princeps32: Nov 9, 2012

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/796016813696057344

actually, the real victor of the election is all of us thanks to wikileaks

yes this definitely wasnt personal, we're just 1st amendment heroes, excuse me i need to finish this draft to go talk on the russian state news network -Julian

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/796016813696057344

actually, the real victor of the election is all of us thanks to wikileaks

Translation: "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!," Julian cried as he turned into a corncob.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

WampaLord posted:

This might be my all time favorite thing from this election.

its easily the best moment

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

Former Everything: Nov 28, 2007; Is this right?

It's friggin' pizza week in Lexington in addition to finally being the end of this election. I think I'm going to eat pizza 5 times for lunch this week.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

CheesyDog posted:

If you give one candidate more votes, it turns out that they have more votes than they would otherwise have

That sounds like some nonsense liberal talk

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

D1Sergo: May 5, 2006; Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQmL_3dU8iM

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Fish Dwarf Crew represent

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:09

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao they booing him again

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:10

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Venom Snake posted:

hell yeah im a peasant workin that feudal life

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:10

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

triple sulk posted:

lmao they booing him again

never not boo trump

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:10

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

See it's funny because in New York there's actually enough trash around to do that cuz it's a trash city

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:10

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# ? May 16, 2024 07:07

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Bunleigh posted:

Since I only have an antenna which OTA network will be the best tonight? Does regular NBC have Maddow on election coverage?

find a pirate stream of fox news or just watch infowars doing their thing for the Darkseid number of hours

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

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