TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

sector_corrector posted:

Any leaks about the atmosphere in either campaign?

I'd say we have to wait till the early evening to see the mood of the campaign, its still too early.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:40

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:19

Next-Gen: Sep 22, 2004; Ted Nugent is the next generation in Joint Combat soldiers

i just exit polled the burger fi after getting 5 bucks off my burger and heard a guy say he voted for hillary

100% of the vote

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:40

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Oldstench posted:

If I missed it downthread, sorry for asking again, but is there a FOX livestream? I want to watch the meltdowns in real-time.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1241186546001/fox-news-channel/#sp=watch-live

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:41

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Schnorkles posted:

lmao Frank Luntz has no loving idea what's going on

Frank "my undecided focus group says Trump won the debates 2-1!" Luntz.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:41

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Geoff Zahn posted:

Using a french press for beer! You put your ingredients in, pour beer over it (optional: leave a small amount in the bottle and seal it to save for recarbonation), let it sit in the fridge for 30-60min, press, and then pour into a glass! You can do this with almost anything, most popular are stouts and IPAs.

Goose Island's Bourbon County had some really bad batches this year, and adding things masks the sourness in bad bottles. The best combos so far have been:

-Crushed coffee beans

-Unsweetened shredded coconut, vanilla, cinnamon sticks

-Vanilla, blackberries

Some people use fruit and or peppers in their IPAs. A good french press is like $10 at Ikea and its fun to play with combinations

it's really funny that so many of these little craft beer operations have sprung up and thought that the coffee or chocolate descriptor for a stout or porter referred to a flavor that was meant to be in there instead of the color and add it as a gimmick

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Longest I've ever had to wait to vote. Been 30 mins and still a bit to go. Looks like high turnout in Charleston SC

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:41

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i love the sex number

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

TBeats posted:

Voting and then waiting is the biggest cliffhanger since someone shot JR!!

I, too, hope it takes eight months to find out what happened.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:41

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

DutchDupe posted:

Frank Luntz says working class whites are up huge in michigan tho

WHY THE gently caress YOU PAYIN ATTENTION TO FRANK LUNTZ, YOU GOT SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU HEADWISE

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:41

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/RWTQuotes/status/796037913419124736/video/1

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Beef-Stew posted:

Meanwhile on 4chan...

https://twitter.com/_Cooper/status/796023476545081345

please be real

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lamentable dustman posted:

Longest I've ever had to wait to vote. Been 30 mins and still a bit to go. Looks like high turnout in Charleston SC

this is looking good

FOR JEB!!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

In 2020, the republican primary will make a historic nomination. Another ten people will flood the primary, divert votes from each other, and all lose to the literal MAGA hat that someone put on a pumpkin, too many people will mistake it for a second Trump run.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

Winter Stormer: Oct 17, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

unironic use of "abelism" spotted

I'm an abelist myself
I commute

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

sector_corrector posted:

Any leaks about the atmosphere in either campaign?

Trump HQ is 60% methane and rising

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Beef-Stew posted:

Meanwhile on 4chan...

https://twitter.com/_Cooper/status/796023476545081345

You'd think it would be hard to pick an actual favorite thing from this election .... But no, it's this, by a mile

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

hahahahahaahahaha

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/796044515840839680

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

frankenfreak posted:

I, too, hope it takes eight months to find out what happened.

I watched LOST all the way from the loving beginning way back when. It was a seven year disappointing handjob. These last 15 months have been more frustrating.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Covok posted:

It's amazing how actively the Republicans are trying to rig the election despite claiming the democrats are.

After this election, if the media was any good, it would report nothing but how republicans tried to rig the election and deserve to all lose their jobs/go to jail. Unfortunately, this is 2016 America.

Donald Trump said Mexicans were rapists: He raped Ivana.

Donald Trump said the Clinton Foundation was illegal: The Trump Foundation was illegal.

et cetera

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

shiksa posted:

mostly nitrogen and oxygen

I liked this joke.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

I'm in Georgia and the lines are long as gently caress...at the Chik-Fil-A!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:42

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

sector_corrector posted:

Any leaks about the atmosphere in either campaign?

If Trump wins it'll come as no greater shock than to the Trump campaign itself.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

i have to decide wether to spend 8-9:30 pm w/this thread or the venerable composer Frederic Rzewski whos visiting my school or just in bed cause i havent slept in a day woop

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

Cao Ni Ma posted:

I'd say we have to wait till the early evening to see the mood of the campaign, its still too early.

fwiw Brian Fallon seemed pretty authentically upbeat on MSNBC and Kasie Hunt says the Clinton campaign's general mood is as confident as she's ever seen them

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

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Beef-Stew posted:

Meanwhile on 4chan...

https://twitter.com/_Cooper/status/796023476545081345

that is a really good post

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

exquisite tea posted:

Frank "my undecided focus group says Trump won the debates 2-1!" Luntz.

"oh no Frank Luntz is saying the GOP has a chance in Michigan we're in big trouble guys :ohdear:

"

I mean really ffs

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

aaaaay brochachos its ya boy, Dank Bluntz, here bringing you live election updates for today, History in the Happening. now as you see we got some states here that are blue, but maybe? maybe they turn red? yeeeeee booooy you know me, check it - Minnesota? red. New York? McMullen. California? doesnt exist. so as you can see, shits is officially off the freaking chain.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:44

Oldstench: Jun 29, 2007; Let's talk about where you're going.

Mayor Dave posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPF3EjwwQE

Thanks!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:43

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/795971845778444292

i love all these people

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:44

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Cephalocidal posted:

Amendment 3 + Prop A = gently caress this gay state

what the gently caress ballot markings are those?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:44

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/795971845778444292

This is actually really :3:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:44

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Swedgin posted:

hahahahahaahahaha

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/796044515840839680

lol that didnt take long.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:44

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Swedgin posted:

fwiw Brian Fallon seemed pretty authentically upbeat on MSNBC and Kasie Hunt says the Clinton campaign's general mood is as confident as she's ever seen them

Romney thought he was going to win.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:44