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139 0.01%
153 0.02%
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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Voted in South Miami, FL. Literally no wait time - I walked in, got my ballot, and was out the door in 5 minutes (had already researched everything on it/brought a cheat sheet). Poll people reported there had been a slow but a constant trickle of people.

Different precinct than where I voted in 08/12; that one was much more active.

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Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

evilweasel posted:

why is nobody focused on the story of the night, the egg mcmuffin vote

is he going to do it :ohdear:

Comey probably murdered mcmuffin in his crib sadly

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Beef-Stew posted:

Maybe the cops should be arresting these assholes instead of just escorting people through them?

1) Cops agree with them or 2) They know things get worse when their presence is diminshed by hauling the shitheads off.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Paul Zuvella posted:

I find that incredibly unlikely to be the case, given the transit strike.

Transit strike was settled yesterday homes.

Unless :thejoke:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

I mistakenly read this as Frank Conniff and had to check

https://twitter.com/FrankConniff/status/795907190578094080

phew, all's well

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Abel Wingnut posted:

yo, general question

why do people believe early voters split dem and then on e-day split republican? that...doesn't make sense to me. like why are we expecting less of the same pattern today?

Iirc it varies from state to state

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

this is cool

cnn take note, this is much better than holograms

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Potato Salad posted:

*leans in to microphone* WRONG.



No seriously, you're wrong.

When the law allows us to take photographic evidence of our ballots, it suddenly becomes possible for shitler small/middle business owners to "Hey everyone, send me pics of your Trump vote." Even where it is presently illegal, that's already a problem.


Secret ballot is secret at all loving costs no matter the gently caress what, even if you want to share. This ensure equal protection for us all and makes sure those in lovely situations, those who have lovely employers, and those with lovely marriage partners have free expression of franchise.

hey genius, taking a picture of your ballot is already legal in half of the states, and illegal but unenforceable in most of the rest

and within the first federal circuit, it's been ruled that laws against ballot pictures are unconstitutional

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

Technogeek posted:

i'm doing the non-traditional student thing, and I had to turn in an essay today about how a bill becomes a law

my essay included references to Obama sending Reince Priebus a bottle of "consolatory bourbon", and to Trump having Saddam Hussein's interior decorator on retainer

sadly, I couldn't fit in a mention of Ed Balls anywhere
Boy: Woof! You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington. But I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is?

I'm just a bill.
Yes, I'm only a bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a law someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Boy: Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.

Bill: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called their local Congressman and he said, "You're right, there oughta be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I became a bill, and I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.

I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill,
And I got as far as Capitol Hill.
Well, now I'm stuck in committee
And I'll sit here and wait
While a few key Congressmen discuss and debate
Whether they should let me be a law.
How I hope and pray that they will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Boy: Listen to those congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and debate about you?

Bill: Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far. I hope they decide to report on me favourably, otherwise I may die.

Boy: Die?

Bill: Yeah, die in committee. Oooh, but it looks like I'm gonna live! Now I go to the House of Representatives, and they vote on me.

Boy: If they vote yes, what happens?

Bill: Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.

Boy: Oh no!

Bill: Oh yes!

I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
Well, then I'm off to the White House
Where I'll wait in a line
With a lot of other bills
For the president to sign
And if he signs me, then I'll be a law.
How I hope and pray that he will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Boy: You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the president can still say no?

Bill: Yes, that's called a veto. If the President vetoes me, I have to go back to Congress and they vote on me again, and by that time you're so old...

Boy: By that time it's very unlikely that you'll become a law. It's not easy to become a law, is it?

Bill: No!

But how I hope and I pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Congressman: He signed you, Bill! Now you're a law!

Bill: Oh yes!!!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

:psyduck: why is it legal for these fuckers to carry guns

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Is there a good site or twitter feed that I can use to mainline the latest on the victory of the satanic cults? I voted two weeks ago so I'm just not getting anything today.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Cephalocidal posted:

1) Cops agree with them or 2) They know things get worse when their presence is diminshed by hauling the shitheads off.

this is why we need to finish fulton technology so we can just balloon them up to some unmanned drones that carry them into the ocean

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

exquisite tea posted:

There is none.

Also you people who don't live in eastern cities need to stop conjecturing about transit strikes. PEOPLE ARE USED TO WALKING EVERYWHERE. poo poo IS BROKEN DOWN ALL THE TIME.

the idea is that people will miss voting so as to not be late for work, not that the polls are too far away. fuckin PA and its no early vote

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
PSA

Lewandowski getting destroyed on CNN right now

A taste of whats to come

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Motherfuck. I wish mine was KBS. It's just regular founders breakfast stout.

poo poo son I just ended up making my own.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That's dumb but I like it

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Thought that was Bill Mitchell's twitter and was confused for a minute.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

gfd cyberpunk turned out to be a huge bust

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

Friends Are Evil posted:

It took me longer to take a selfie with one of those "I Voted" stickers than it did to vote. I'm in FL.

I waited in line for an hour this morning. Not the worst but not the best

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
McMuffin is telling people to write in "Nathan Johnson" as his VP. :confused:

https://twitter.com/TeamMcMullin/status/796040865454006272

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


GobiasIndustries posted:

In fairness, they elected noted city-poisoner Rick Perry.

Snyder, my dude

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Racism and ableism aren't cool, friendo.

Ableism is kinda cool, though. I'll cheerfully give up "retarded," but using words to denigrate people for their lack of intelligence is great and everybody should do it.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

shiksa posted:

"at the very moment that lady gaga was jumping on that piano and doing that incredible duet with bon jovi"

what the hell is america anymore.

what is America?

a miserable pile of secrets

Beef-Stew
Feb 1, 2005
mmmmmmm... Beefy
Meanwhile on 4chan...

https://twitter.com/_Cooper/status/796023476545081345

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
More liberal voter fraud
https://twitter.com/mradamscott/status/796040851247902720

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

When people get mad about the word 'retarded' in a thread about a presidential election it's pretty funny. i find oldies like 'dweeb' and 'weiner' to be more apt than retarded these days, but its always a good one to keep in the pocket. more options for expression are always cool and good.

And peckerwood. And its in no way cognitively disabled little brother, dickweed.

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Geoff Zahn posted:

poo poo son I just ended up making my own.



what is this, it looks awesome

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Beef-Stew posted:

Maybe the cops should be arresting these assholes instead of just escorting people through them?

Wish Rockwell was still alive to paint this

Like a companion piece to the marshals escorting the girl to school

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Nth Doctor posted:

Snyder, my dude


Err, yeah, that shithead named Rick.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

the real cspam heroes are the ones who have waited/are waiting in hour+ long lines to electorally bash the fash

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I'm not going to push the subject after this because this is a day of celebration but I've seen you make this argument twice now where you oh-so-cleverly use other terms that have a history of abelism, like cretin, dumb, moron, etc. as some sort of counterargument but it's intellectually dishonest because those words have been separated from that context for a long while but retard has not. I never saw anybody calling special ed kids "cretin" at the playground as a kid and you know that it's a bullshit argument.

unironic use of "abelism" spotted

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

theflyingexecutive posted:

the idea is that people will miss voting so as to not be late for work, not that the polls are too far away. fuckin PA and its no early vote

and that idea is bogus, because of how early the polls open and how late they close, combined with the very short distances to the polls f you live in philly or the inner suburbs

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Exit polls????

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Trump's real "manly" supporters.

I'm starting to see who the real cucks are.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i have officially voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton in the 2016 Presidential Election

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
the government knows when you masturbate

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

unironic use of "abelism" spotted

umm

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

skaboomizzy posted:

Oh man

What if there's still oppo stuff on Trump like an n-word tape and they just keep leaking it out for a week or two after the election to really piss in his face

Can you imagine

I legit suspect that the GOP is sitting on some of the abortion stuff Rick Wilson ha hinted at and will dump it on Trump if he even hints at 2020

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Y'know, that guy is right. I can't in good conscience vote for someone who had a celebrity visit her who dressed sort of like a Nazi. Instead I will vote for the Hitler-esque dumb guy the people at the American Nazi Party said to vote for.

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