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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Well, my students are idiots. Trump received 38.7% of the vote followed by McMuffin with 19.4% followed by Clinton and Johnson with 12.9%. Bottoming out is Jill Stein with 9.7% and Bernie with 2 write in votes.

Tammy Duckworth won 35 to 31%.

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York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXi1begBop0

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Any streams up?

Chinese Stakeout
Apr 21, 2010
was really hoping there'd be some riled up trump guys with guns and whatnot but it was all goofy college students in tweed jackets and nice presbytarian ladies

voting is boring

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Horror-Clown is good, but Sexmonster will always be #1 in my heart.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Firing Beiersdorfer won't solve HSV's troubles. The team is poo poo and you can't fix that by just firing the manager.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

First they came for the Sexmonsters, and I said nothing because I was not a Sexmonster.
Then they came for the Horror-Clowns, and I said nothing because I was not a Horror-Clown.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
lol of course nc would have glitches with voter registration

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Casimir Radon posted:

I reported a rat-faced guy named O'Keefe for harassing black voters.

Victor Kesh: “Hey, Dana. My name is, uh, Victor Kesh. I’m a Hungarian-American who represents a, uh, foundation, and I’m interested particularly in Central European issues, and I’m representing a foundation that would like to get involved with you guys and aid what you do in fighting for, um, European values and some other issues. I wanted to know if there’s a point of contact at Open Society that I could talk to about supporting you guys and coordinating with you on some of your efforts. My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. That’s xxx-xxx-xxxx. I’m, uh, I’m an American citizen, but, uh, dual citizenship, Hungarian-American, who wants to aid, and give me a call back when you can. Thank you.”

Sound of phone being moved around and/or put down.

Unknown 1: “Shoot.”

Kesh: “Don’t say anything before I hang up the phone.”

Kesh: “Um, so what needs to happen—”

Unknown 2: “Check that number dialed there—you can see [inaudible].”

Kesh: “What needs to happen is someone other than me make a hundred phone calls like that. To Soros, to these foundations, and—and Soros Foundation is an octopus, that Democracy Alliance, you’ve got Democracy Alliance, uh—”

Unknown 3: “Democracy Alliance Fund—all those [inaudible]—portfolio I found, a long time ago, do you remember that?”

[inaudible]

Kesh: “This is Discover the Networks, O.K.? These are organizations funded directly by Soros and Open Society Institute.”

Unknown 2: “Yeah, there’s a ton of ’em.”

Kesh: “There’s, there’s—”

Unknown 3: “Do you remember that?”

Kesh: “There’s thousands of organizations—I remember it, yes.”

Unknown 3: “That is the main document that we should be—that has every contact information, for the entire network.”

Unknown 2: “James send that to me [inaudible].”

Kesh: “Yeah.”

Kesh: “So, obviously, the Open Society Institute funds all these groups now—I just figured Matt Tyrmand is willing to be undercover [inaudible], he knows how to talk the talk. Getting a meeting, you know, through our foundation that exists—would be—would be a good one. We’re not gonna do it on offshore, you know, British Virgin Island Companies, in this case, because Soros’s people don’t want to take money from a group like that—now Clinton would, Hillary would, um, Chelsea would—”

Unknown 2: “The third one.”

Kesh: “Center of American Progress would.”

Unknown 2: [Inaudible]

Kesh: “I don’t think that Open Society would.”

Unknown 2: “Yeah.”

Kesh: “You could try. But I think you’re better off using an existing foundation that—that we could borrow or leverage.”

Unknown 2: Coughing.

Kesh: “Um, I’m trying to get one.”

Unknown 2: “Let me dig in—so where, do we just—”

Kesh: “So, so this situation—I just got a name—right? I don’t remember, I didn’t write this down.”

Unknown 2: “Dana.”

Kesh: “Dana.”

Unknown 2: “Dana Geraghty.”

Kesh: “Dana Geraghty. What’s her, what’s—what’s the last name?”

Unknown 2: “She is—I thought it was G-E-R-R-I-T-Y [inaudible]”

Unknown 2: “Could be G-A-”

Unknown: “Yeah.”

Kesh: “Dana Geraghty, Open Society.”

Kesh: “Dana Leigh Geraghty, Open Society Foundation—there she is. Eurasian programs, Senior Program Operations Specialist. There’s her résumé. So, just by making a phone call, I was able to understand who she is, I was able to understand her title, and I know that she deals with Hungary Poland issues.”

Unknown 2: “Correct.”

Kesh: “And she’s probably gonna call me back. Now even if she doesn’t, I can create other points of entry, to get people like that. And when I have those people like that, what I would do is print ’em out, get ’em onboard.”

Unknown 3: “Actually, it’s [inaudible] connections, probably.”

Kesh: “You probably find out all the other people—”

Unknown 4: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re logged in over your name [inaudible].”

Kesh: “Yeah, that’s true.”

Unknown 3: “[Inaudible] Open up a different browser.”

Unknown 4: “Or log your—I just log out.”

Unknown 4: “Um, I mean, we have on—on that sheet are the head people at her thing, so we can just [inaudible] with these two [inaudible] if that’s the specific target we’re going after, I’ll find it—there’s like fifteen things that operate [inaudible] in Eastern Central Europe.”

Kesh: “Yeah”

Unknown 4: “And I’ll just go through them, I have all—on the Web site.”

Unknown: “You’re still worried that [inaudible]”

Kesh: “Uhm, it’s—it’s really not, it’s, it’s, I’m trying to make things happen, I’m trying to make things happen. I—I doubt that she’s gonna be able—”

Unknown 2: “Well the mere fact, though, that—”

Unknown: [Inaudible]

Unknown 2: “Even if she knows who he is or what he does, the fact that he looked at her—”

Unknown: “It’s not setting off alarms for anybody.”

Unknown: “No, it does—”

Unknown 2: “But she’s not gonna connect it—”

Unknown 5: “I mean, here’s the thing, is—”

Unknown 2: “[Inaudible] The other thing [inaudible] to check—”

Unknown 5: “I log into—”

Unknown: “I agree with you.”

Unknown 5: “Once a week, and I don’t even look at my connections, so I doubt she’s—”

Unknown: “I don’t even think—I haven’t logged into LinkedIn and I haven’t looked at my LinkedIn stuff in years, so—”

Unknown 2: “Yeah.”

Unknown: “Were you logged in? Did you?”

Kesh: “Ooh, yeah.”

Many voices at once: [Inaudible]

Unknown 2: “Because you could do the same thing—you could do the same thing without [inaudible] link.”

Kesh: “I really don’t—I’m not—I’m not gonna look at her again, I’m just—do we have a dummy LinkedIn account that we could use?”

Unknown 2: “Yeah, but we—my point is you don’t have to, ’cause if you’re not connected to the person then you Google them, and get the same results if you’re not connected to the person through someone else.”

Unknown: “That’s true.”

Unknown 2: “You can see the same thing.”

Unknown: “I don’t know—I don’t know if you can get the same thing if you can look at the, uh, friend.”

Unknown 2: “You’re—you’re not gonna see any more unless you’re connected with her already, if you think—connected—I think if you’re a third generation or somethin’ like that then you can see a little bit more, but I’m assuming you’re not connected [chuckles] you might—”

Kesh: “Um, I need to log out.”

Unknown 2: “Just, uh, log up—log out on top of the right page, Dave.”

Unknown: “I’m gonna find that portfolio, O.K.?”

Kesh: “O.K.”

Unknown 2: “Click on your name, on your picture, sign out.”

Kesh: “O.K., so then we copy and paste that, there she is.”

Unknown 2: “Same thing?”

Kesh: “Yeah, some of them are grayed out, but that’s the same thing. So yeah.”

Unknown 2: “Just to bring you up to speed, I’m gonna talk to Carl, and, and—and Joe about this. About half an hour, an hour, ago, we spoke with my friend in Atlanta who’s the [inaudible]—”

Kesh: “Mhm.”

Unknown 2: “—the [inaudible] surgeon, in, uh, from England. He’s all for this. He’s gonna come up. He said he’s able to come up here next week, 23rd and 24th.”

Kesh: “Mhm”

Unknown 2: “And [inaudible] call and sit down, we’ll train him. And, um, he’s more than happy to do anything he can do for us. He’s got a real heavy British accent, and, um, he, um, he’s very technical, as I’m sure he’s not gonna have any problem with the cameras. And he’s a very talented guy, so I mean, he—he’ll be able to pull it off. But I think that’s—I think it’s better than trying to use [inaudible]. He’s in his late sixties, he looks like he’s about sixty.”

Kesh: “Yeah.”

Unknown 2: “He doesn’t look that old, but it’s probably gonna be better than having a young person go in there, I think. So, um, I’m working the details out with him now. So, it will [inaudible].”

Kesh: “So in terms of their points of entry—just establishing who these individuals are [inaudible].”

Click noise.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

trump says look at this unpopular guy

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796059772537733122

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/796060148573802497

for later

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Grey Fox posted:

First they came for the Sexmonsters, and I said nothing because I was not a Sexmonster.
Then they came for the Horror-Clowns, and I said nothing because I was not a Horror-Clown.

Then they came for the goon-blobs, and I stood up.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
There's something in the air.

It smells like..

VICTORY

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
i voted today. barely any lines. everyone was great. even the ancient lady being wheeled out that sweetly said, "vote for trump! he's a good man!"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

John Dingell love is real.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Well, my students are idiots. Trump received 38.7% of the vote followed by McMuffin with 19.4% followed by Clinton and Johnson with 12.9%. Bottoming out is Jill Stein with 9.7% and Bernie with 2 write in votes.

Tammy Duckworth won 35 to 31%.

I'm hearing reports that Trump is winning Illinois bigly

more like dICK
Feb 15, 2010

This is inevitable.
Good luck everyone. I did not and will not vote in this election.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Covok posted:

I like to file a motion against O'keefe for committing voter intimidation. As evidence, I present his own self-recordings.

I'd like to second that motion and add another motion for O'keefe being a bitch

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Joementum posted:

Extremely good. Not voting today was a great decision.

glad to hear it!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Ron Paul on InfoWars marathon stream if you hate yourself

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Keep riggin' riggin' riggin'
Keep riggin' riggin' riggin'

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
my cable signing worked on cnn so im watching that at work instead of msnbc :(

plogo
Jan 20, 2009
omg hillary cancelled her fireworks whats going on were all gonna die

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

comingafteryouall posted:

I'd like to second that motion and add another motion for O'keefe being a bitch

I'd like to earmark that previous motion with a sub clause that O'keefe is also a oval office.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


nice

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Well, my students are idiots. Trump received 38.7% of the vote followed by McMuffin with 19.4% followed by Clinton and Johnson with 12.9%. Bottoming out is Jill Stein with 9.7% and Bernie with 2 write in votes.

Tammy Duckworth won 35 to 31%.

Trump won my school with 78% but its all rich white kids so idgaf. I half want to come in despite my hangover tomorrow to watch their souls leave.

publishko
Feb 16, 2014
https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/793450901092438017

Ham and Cheese man also thinks this is a winning strategy

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/sitwalkstand/status/795973715079135234

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Trump winning bigly.

Velius
Feb 27, 2001

CommanderApaul posted:

60 doors knocked in one of the richest areas in Cincinnati. Lots of "I voted this morning", several awesome high fives from old ladies, and a couple of barely-holding-in-anger husbands/fathers who refused the candidate slate when I asked for their wives/daughters.

I was also walking the area adjacent to the polling place and got quite a few high fives from people walking home from voting.

It was fun and I feel much better about this election.

Where we're you, Indian hill? Because that's Trump Central going from yard signs.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Voted weeks ago

Going surfing in Hawaii today

Hopefully president abuses by the time I get out of the water

Election Day owns

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

plogo posted:

omg hillary cancelled her fireworks whats going on were all gonna die

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

putting polling locations inside sandwich shops is a really good idea

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/796052758306713600

nice

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

crazy cloud posted:

QV let's run for office on the accelerationist party ticket in 2020 wouldn't it be funny 2 do it 4 real

nah thanks bud, i'm gettin banned from SA today fer toxxin trump, so good news all around for everyone right?

Plus, we're already down tha fucken slope, no need to be accelerationist on purpose. Gravity has a funny way of creatin constant acceleration until the poo poo hits the ground.

i got the america i wanted out of this. fuckin GOP all cockslapping each other, bout to string up paul ryan and anyone more moderate than fuckin louie gohmert. All about to descend into regional-level, rear end-squabbling total shitbag 13-impeachments-of-Hillary kinda house of reps session.

all democrats just flexin their power and just showing the worst, worst abuses of the near unopposed grip they have on anyone in america who has any sense.

plus i got a cool terminal diagnosis for my congenital kidney disease, so WHO GIVES A FUUUUCCCKKKK. i'll be outta here before the worst of the climate change poo poo happens, the wars, the fuckin natural disasters.

EVERYONE JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS A NORMAL PACE AND REASONABLE SERIOUSPOSTING LIBERAL INTENTIONS, LIKE JEB'S TURTLE, WILL WIN IN THE END. SLOW AND STEADY, BOYS, SLOW AND STEADY. IT WILL ALL BE FINE AND THERE WILL BE NO COLLAPSE

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

crazy cloud posted:

Msnbc is running a banner that says NO CONSTITUTIONAL REQ. THAT A LOSING CANDIDATE CONCEDE

Is this their subtle way of saying "Trump is going to lose"?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

publishko posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/793450901092438017

Ham and Cheese man also thinks this is a winning strategy
Walker campaigning for Clinton :psyduck:

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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Joe why didn't you vote

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