TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

publishko posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/796058900848054273

Heart John Dingell

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:52

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# ? May 22, 2024 16:08

FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Had to wait an hour and twenty minutes to vote in Philly burbs. Now I'm gonna go get drunk. gently caress Trump and to a lesser degree gently caress Clinton.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:52

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Lol Trump suing NV to throw out thousands and thousands of hispanic votes because they voted past the cut off time. NV district says they marked the end of the line at the deadline and let those currently in line finish.

What a piece of poo poo this guy is.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:52

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Quidam Viator posted:

plus i got a cool terminal diagnosis for my congenital kidney disease, so WHO GIVES A FUUUUCCCKKKK. i'll be outta here before the worst of the climate change poo poo happens, the wars, the fuckin natural disasters.

Well, I guess your whole thing makes sense now

Legit sorry to hear about that, though. Sucks man.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:52

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

sugar free jazz posted:

My cat loves barging into the bathroom when I'm taking a poo poo and purrs like crazy and all I'm doing is pooping what's your deal cat

Stop eating catnip.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:53

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

rex rabidorum vires posted:

lol MSNBC lady doesn't understand how time zones across the world work.

yeah that was pretty embarrassing.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:53

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Wolf Blitzer is short.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:53

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

I didn't vote today because I early voted three weeks ago. Not sure why so many people are mad at me about this.

I loving LIVE IN NEW YORK

GODDDAMIT REPUBS

ALSO CUOMO

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:52

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/796062485631668226

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:53

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/796036138783936512

They may not go quietly into that cold, dark night, but their screams will do little. Those who listen will shrink and shrink until they are irrelevant. In the end, they will be nothing more than a funny footnote in history, a joke said by historians, and no one will care.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:53

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Quidam Viator posted:

all democrats just flexin their power and just showing the worst, worst abuses of the near unopposed grip they have on anyone in america who has any sense.

plus i got a cool terminal diagnosis for my congenital kidney disease, so WHO GIVES A FUUUUCCCKKKK. i'll be outta here before the worst of the climate change poo poo happens, the wars, the fuckin natural disasters.

lmao

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:53

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Preparing graphics for a Hillary Win is a conspiracy!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk4rGByANr8

Grey Fox posted:

Ron Paul on InfoWars marathon stream if you hate yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T5PvG62Vt8

Alex trying to defend Trump to Ron, Paul is mad that trump steals his nativism while adding all that big government authoritarian strongman malarkey

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:54

isk: Oct 3, 2007; You don't want me owing you

sean10mm posted:

Now I can just take it easy and pick up some bourbon on the way home. I'm thinking Buffalo Trace.

fine choice

surprised I'm not drinking yet tbh

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:54

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Philthy posted:

Lol Trump suing NV to throw out thousands and thousands of hispanic votes because they voted past the cut off time. NV district says they marked the end of the line at the deadline and let those currently in line finish.

What a piece of poo poo this guy is.

the lawsuit says that the poll workers decided at the beginning of the day to keep it open late and not when lines were out the building

like, lol, that is a completely unprovable claim. its a trash lawsuit for a trash candidate.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:54

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Northjayhawk posted:

https://twitter.com/RicFlairNatrBoy/status/796053370406629376

WHOOO!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Ei america , i Just wanted to tell you both good luck.we're all counting on you.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/796062485631668226

those are some Vermont-rear end voting booths

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

ZHamburglar: Aug 24, 2006; I have a penis.

Went to look for the Trump thread, couldn't find it, had a mini panic attack.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

CrazyLittle posted:

Nah I think the time O'Keefe was caught attempting to wiretap a senator's office phone, or the time he tried to lure a reporter onto a sex boat probably ranks lower than voter intimidation.

Personally I think it was his rape barn

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

I just remembered, if Trump loses he no longer has Secret Service detail starting tomorrow

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Quidam Viator posted:

nah thanks bud, i'm gettin banned from SA today fer toxxin trump, so good news all around for everyone right?

Plus, we're already down tha fucken slope, no need to be accelerationist on purpose. Gravity has a funny way of creatin constant acceleration until the poo poo hits the ground.

i got the america i wanted out of this. fuckin GOP all cockslapping each other, bout to string up paul ryan and anyone more moderate than fuckin louie gohmert. All about to descend into regional-level, rear end-squabbling total shitbag 13-impeachments-of-Hillary kinda house of reps session.

all democrats just flexin their power and just showing the worst, worst abuses of the near unopposed grip they have on anyone in america who has any sense.

plus i got a cool terminal diagnosis for my congenital kidney disease, so WHO GIVES A FUUUUCCCKKKK. i'll be outta here before the worst of the climate change poo poo happens, the wars, the fuckin natural disasters.

EVERYONE JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS A NORMAL PACE AND REASONABLE SERIOUSPOSTING LIBERAL INTENTIONS, LIKE JEB'S TURTLE, WILL WIN IN THE END. SLOW AND STEADY, BOYS, SLOW AND STEADY. IT WILL ALL BE FINE AND THERE WILL BE NO COLLAPSE

JESUS CHRIST YOU SUCK

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

publishko: Feb 16, 2014

shiksa posted:

the lawsuit says that the poll workers decided at the beginning of the day to keep it open late and not when lines were out the building

like, lol, that is a completely unprovable claim. its a trash lawsuit for a trash candidate.

Remember when Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against the New York Times less than a month ago

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:56

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Have Trump won yet?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

ubergnu: Jun 7, 2002; Failed gothic

"The American nightmare....or the first woman?"

_{Expressen is a lovely poo poo paper}

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

RocktheCaulk posted:

Schnorkles im scared is everything looking OK

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/796061670137176065

Its fine.

also get hosed bossie, you terminal ill harrassing racist piece of crap.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:56

Civilized Fishbot: Apr 3, 2011

Someone PM me at least one good discord for tonight

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:56

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

turn it up TURN ME ON posted:

Have Trump won yet?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:55

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/painted_eel/status/796017025957195776

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lamprey Cannon posted:

No, mister ham and cheese lip-licker actually thought this was a good method of attack.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Beef-Stew posted:

Wow gently caress this noise:

https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/796060435166429184

That's a good way to get pepper-sprayed/arrested/run over

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

CortezFantastic posted:

I just remembered, if Trump loses he no longer has Secret Service detail starting tomorrow

starting tonight if he concedes

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

im hearing reports from all over philadelphia that james o'keefe is an idiot baby and that it would be hilarious if he got his rear end stranded like 15 blocks north of girard at 2 in the morning

its being said all over the city, not sure what to make of this

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

publishko posted:

Remember when Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against the New York Times less than a month ago

nope because he never did anything more than threaten it

(because he totally sexually assaulted dozens of women in his miserable life)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

CortezFantastic posted:

I just remembered, if Trump loses he no longer has Secret Service detail starting tomorrow

tomorrow it will be legal to just walk up and start tickling donald j trump

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:56

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/796061670137176065

Its fine.

also get hosed bossie, you terminal ill harrassing racist piece of crap.

this is literally just "here are some swing states, also if we win a state we're losing then we win"

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Gum posted:

Personally I think it was his rape barn

a classic, to be sure

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

Bunleigh posted:

those are some Vermont-rear end voting booths

when i lived in vermont, the town next door, ira, literally used a one-room schoolhouse still

lol vermont. also vermont owns.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:57

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

im at work so I did it from my phone

Dickson Buttes reported that in the City of Hail, State of Satan that there were hillary supporters screaming hail satan while sacrificing the unborn as a sacrament to hillary and voting for her hundreds of times in a row. You may reach Dickson at 666-666-1420 or dicksonbuttes@buttesfamily.edu

# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:58