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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

evilweasel posted:

this is not going great for trumpenlawyer

the judge just read off what he's asking and was like ....what? what are you even asking for?

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

comingafteryouall posted:

whoah, reports from the Clinton camp that :abuela: has entered some kind of fugue state, is muttering about all of the millions of timelines all leading to the same conclusion

a future of death and destruction across the entire universe, visions of frewomen killing millions in the name of abuela

cries rise up of "he grabbed our pussy" as more and more frewomen pour out of space ships on multitudes of planets

Shai hulud

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

Trump is going to get laughed out of court on that by my reading.

"Why should we listen to Donald Trump, who raped and killed a girl in 1990? Should we even spend two seconds on Donald Trump, who raped and killed a girl in 1990? Well first of all, it's not true that Donald Trump raped and killed a girl in 1990!"

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Covok posted:

The good thing is this election is showing how strong our anti-rigging systems actually are.

People try to stop people from voting, cops escort those people away and escort the voters in.

Someone tries to shoot up a polling place, they are caught immediately.

Someone tries to sue a county to get millions of votes discounted because he is an angry, angry pumpkin, laughed out of court and ignored.

:yeah:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Still Fluxing posted:

That was a very real concern for some of the children. "Miss, if Trump wins, will he bomb Sweden?" :ohdear:

thats where you pat them on the head and tell them that itll be okay because Trump likely doesnt know what the gently caress a Sweden is

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

My Face When posted:

Don't like his politics but I love the beard, I'd date a man with a helluva beard.

that beard is v. weak

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

I'm going to have to keep Ralston in my feed even after the election

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

turnip kid posted:

http://www.lasvegasnow.com/breaking-live-news

hearing on this nevada garbage happening now

First three things I heard the judge ask of Trump's rep were:

"What are you asking for?"
"Why are we here?"
"What? .... What?"

All in the most condescending tone possible. God I hope this full thing is available to watch later because I've got a goddamn meeting starting in 2 minutes and will have to bail.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Phone posted:

you voted before the comey bomb? :wow:

Cummy bomb

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Fox News is going to report that Obama's practicing primae noctis now.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

evilweasel posted:

the judge just read off what he's asking and was like ....what? what are you even asking for?

Obviously for the judge to just change all the votes for Trump so he wins. Duh.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Look at that kiss costume with the hat

LOOK

:trumppop:

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

fuckin got into a fight with ap oll worker when i was voting they said excuse me sir u can't vote for hillary here that's election fraud i was like gently caress you old lady and she kicked my rear end bigtime

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

turnip kid posted:

http://www.lasvegasnow.com/breaking-live-news

if you want to watch the judge tear his stupid lawyer apart

this is sad

hahah the judge reading their petition and then just going "......what? whhh... what? what are you asking???"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Baloogan posted:

Says who?

says me, from listening to the judge asking questions of the lawyer being just like even if i pretend you're making a lick of sense what the gently caress are you even asking for

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Baloogan posted:

You literature PhD loving drink or else Ed Balls will eat you tonight

I will drink one when Ohio is called, one when the election is called, and one if she gets Texas. Deal? And I'll print your av out and tape it to all three bottles.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


MSNBC reporter on Mike Pence at the polling booth "He says he voted for Donald Trump." *laughter* "We didn't see the ballot!"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Trump TV is going to rule is it's basically just an alternate reality where Trump pretends he won the election.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/796071648948457472

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
Get hosed, Mike Pence

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i wish this election could go on forever

https://twitter.com/AndrewKragie/status/796066519218356224

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

What is the latest possible time that I can 'short' or 'long' stocks? Like can I do it right after the president gets chosen, or is this a bad strategy, in your opinions?

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

paranoid randroid posted:

thats where you pat them on the head and tell them that itll be okay because Trump likely doesnt know what the gently caress a Sweden is

I did tell them that Sweden was very unlikely to be embroiled in a war any time soon, but they were still concerned. I'm looking forward to telling them about Hillary's win tomorrow. :)

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

just fuckin' slaying it, oh my god

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
*dumps milk down sink*

*pours Trader Vic's in coffee*

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
Benzo Ben on CNN

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
god and now we have loving skeletor on msnbc

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

comingafteryouall posted:

whoah, reports from the Clinton camp that :abuela: has entered some kind of fugue state, is muttering about all of the millions of timelines all leading to the same conclusion

a future of death and destruction across the entire universe, visions of frewomen killing millions in the name of abuela

cries rise up of "he grabbed our pussy" as more and more frewomen pour out of space ships on multitudes of planets
this is my fetish

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
I voted absentee a while ago since I'm at uni currently. Not that it matters since I don't live in a swing state, but at least I get the moral satisfaction of voting against that worthless dumbfuck Trump.

Meanwhile, the lone Trump supporter I have on Facebook posted this, completely unironically (alongside some other crap):



I guess I was daft for expecting some measure of class from Trump supporters of all people, but I was still taken aback at the sheer brazenness of it.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Like I said, laughed out of court and won't even hold up tonight's events.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Quidam Viator posted:

Thank you, I'll take both. But I don't give a gently caress about you or the other customers behind me. Why don't you tell me about your gluten-free options. Here, let me shift into park.

:D

Thanks, got a good laugh.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Giuliani is on MSNBC trying to defend the NV lawsuit and he sounds like he just wants to go home

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

she slapped me across the face and i just started hittin butons and that usually works (i main mika) but man shes like,just slapped me again and god drat thats battery im pretty sure then i started crying

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

thats so awesome

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
1488 brothers

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

turnip kid posted:

http://www.lasvegasnow.com/breaking-live-news

if you want to watch the judge tear his stupid lawyer apart

this is sad

Only a Trump lawyer in Vegas would wear a shiny suit like that.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




obama owns

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