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Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

got a good one



also someone yelled 'gently caress Joe Arpaio!!" live on CNN

Ha ha ha ha ha. As a white male, why does bad stuff always happen to us. ha ha ha ha ha.

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
That Nevada Corey hearing? I missed it.

I'mma need that link.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Drunk Theory posted:

Ha ha ha ha ha. As a white male, why does bad stuff always happen to us. ha ha ha ha ha.

Why are we so god drat stupid all of the time I don't get it why god why.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I'm the guy who just yelled gently caress JOE ARPAIO on CNN

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Libertine posted:

Related: Is there any non-network TV news live coverage of the election tonight? I've had about all I can tolerate of any of the national news channel broadcasts long ago.

It's not perfect, but I find CBSN digital to be refreshingly levelheaded while still enjoyable to watch. Maybe it is all the younger (relatively) talking heads, but I find it way easier to watch then cable news and haven't enjoyed watching any other channel this entire election season.

SpaceCadetBob fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Nov 8, 2016

Fred Breakfast
Aug 12, 2003

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I'm the guy who just yelled gently caress JOE ARPAIO on CNN

Run for office

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/thehill/status/796081618330984448

wow RINOS

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you
In all seriousness, if you haven't joined us in C-SPAM, please feel free to. It's fun and we're talking about steaks and booze and a Nevada judge dunking on Trump's attorney

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Chalks posted:

Why are we so god drat stupid all of the time I don't get it why god why.

I think being the most privileged demographic in known human history taints our perspective.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
why does my girlfriend hate me I just want all non-white people out of the country? qq

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Maed posted:

Sadly that corner is all residential. Also like 3 blocks down the street from me.

I know her headquarters is somewhere in that neighborhood. I work around there and Bill came into my business a couple months back unannounced.

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

+1 for the Iron Abuela here in NH. Pretty much showed up at the polls when it opened and there was already a huge line.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

"I fear I will be the last Republican President" indeed.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Soothing Vapors posted:

this feed of the Trump hearing is basically pornography

How many lawyers would watch that and think 'I wish all my opponents were this bad, and the judges this good'?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

why does my girlfriend hate me I just want all non-white people out of the country? qq

Why didn't that guy just lie to his girlfriend? He clearly doesn't respect her anyway, why is lying a step too far?

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
From a Pro-Hillary Facebook group:

Just voted for Hillary this morning--and notified the police about the "helpful" volunteer that came into the booth with both my husband and I separately and pressed the Trump and Pence buttons to "show us how to work the machines" (hit undo, naturally, but someone else might not have figured that out)...nobody should go in or touch your machine. If someone does, say something. UPDATE: notified the Hudson Board of Elections in addition to the police and they are firing/removing the volunteer right now. Will definitely follow up on that. Also just filed a complaint with the Department of Justice. Moral: don't push MY buttons!

sit on my Facebook
Jun 20, 2007

ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

computer parts posted:

"I fear I will be the last Republican President" indeed.

13 years later, W finally finds his weapon of mass destruction

it was Agent Orange

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Gotta give him some credit where credit is due: Good on W. and Laura.

Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD
Penzone is +4 against Arpaio if you believe the rigged crooked lying liberal media polls. I've lived here too long to hold any real hope though, so it remains to me an unlikely but welcome surprise if he gets the boot

Having lunch at this cafe and they have "Sonoran corn on the cob" as a side, rubbed in paprika and jalapeno bits :getin:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

CommieGIR posted:

Gotta give him some credit where credit is due: Good on W. and Laura.

"As a man who knows a thing or two about destroying stable countries, let me tell you, this Trump guy is dangerous"

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

Soothing Vapors posted:

this feed of the Trump hearing is basically pornography

WHAT FEED, seriously. Where is this thing everyone somehow started simultaneously watching without linking it in the thread.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
So how much credit should we lend to this VoteCastr thing? I want to believe anything that shows Clinton up 4 percent in Florida and 1 in Ohio.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

uXs posted:

Well yeah, otherwise voter suppression would be through the roof. Close most of the polling stations creating huge lines and bam, instant 90% of voters denied.

They can however stop people from entering the line at a certain time though (which is totally reasonable.)

Only on election day ,for early voting you can keep getting in line as long as there is a line. Trump lawyer melted down when he found that out, and it was loving hilarious.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Ditocoaf posted:

WHAT FEED, seriously. Where is this thing everyone somehow started simultaneously watching without linking it in the thread.

It was linked, but it's already over.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Limbaugh? He must really want to retire.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



CascadeBeta posted:

So how much credit should we lend to this VoteCastr thing? I want to believe anything that shows Clinton up 4 percent in Florida and 1 in Ohio.

It's bullshit. For instance it's showing Jill Stein votes in states where she isn't even on the ballot.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

WampaLord posted:

Why didn't that guy just lie to his girlfriend? He clearly doesn't respect her anyway, why is lying a step too far?

Lying would be admitting to himself that what he did was on some level wrong, even if just in a 'continuing this relationship' way.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Wasn't able to watch the court hearing since I'm at work, but was Trump's attorney Michael Cohen? Please tell me it was Michael Cohen.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

predicto posted:

First Piers Morgan, then "Lord" Monckton, now Nigel Farage?

You blokes are making it hard to keep liking you.

I don't like us right now. Turns out we're a bunch of shitlords.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Crowsbeak posted:

Limbaugh? He must really want to retire.

He hasn't ODed on his painkillers yet.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

CommieGIR posted:

Gotta give him some credit where credit is due: Good on W. and Laura.
Someone do another biopic on GW Bush, this time this one being the tearjerker closer moment. A young star (latino reach-out, compassionate conservatism, ...). Falling down (Iraqi Freedom). Redemption (voting Clinton).

Boom. Oscar time.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Does anyone have a really, really high resolution image of an outline of the US with each state's number of electors on it? Going to blow it up and print it out for tonight but having trouble finding a good image.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

CascadeBeta posted:

So how much credit should we lend to this VoteCastr thing? I want to believe anything that shows Clinton up 4 percent in Florida and 1 in Ohio.

Almost no credit. It's trash.

Drone posted:

It's bullshit. For instance it's showing Jill Stein votes in states where she isn't even on the ballot.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

why does my girlfriend hate me I just want all non-white people out of the country? qq

even better if the thing he left out of that post is that his girlfriend is hispanic

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Wasn't able to watch the court hearing since I'm at work, but was Trump's attorney Michael Cohen? Please tell me it was Michael Cohen.

I think we only saw him from behind but he looked/sounded like some 30 year old who really should be doing the filing at some hack lawfirm's office than actually standing in court on his own.

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Wasn't able to watch the court hearing since I'm at work, but was Trump's attorney Michael Cohen? Please tell me it was Michael Cohen.

I don't know but he was in a shiny rear end silver suit

dude looked like a lawyer in GTA

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

That video was Trump humiliation porn at its best

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Here's 30 seconds of the devastation (and my oh my it's great):

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/796076676480434176

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

MountGeek posted:

Also watch this video to see the state of our youth. It's first time voters for Trump, 18-year-olds. What they say is cringe worthy, quotable and possibly memeable.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/27/politics/donald-trump-voters-2016-election/index.html

Highlights of the video
  • Child thinks Trump will be a POTUS of action because he played "We're Not Gonna Take It" at a rally.
  • Children talk about political correctness and sexism.
  • "Politics is supposed to be boring so when 3 18-year-old kids are driving out 30 minutes to go to a Trump rally that's a movement" - Child
  • Child says that he learned in school that America used to be great. He doesn't know when but he knows he would like to live through that as an 18-year-old.
Don't be too mean. My mother said once that you can't play Chopin properly until you've had your heart broken, and I feel like politics is the same way for these young innocents.

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