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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i would be surprised if anyone wasn't drinking over this poo poo.

don't be obnoxious about it is my only request

Less obnoxious than MAGAs is a low bar. Even when drunk.

#MAGA-MEGA-MELTDOWN

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/abc15/status/796079714934788096

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:nallears:

I'm extremely positive about Hillary Clinton and still want this election to just be over with.

That is ok, you still won't be one of the normal ones. Just one of the zealots.

These two candidates are the most unfavorable of 30 years worth of candidates.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

TBeats posted:

I have class at 8am tomorrow and it only takes like a beer and a half to get me buzzed these days but I have like nine in my fridge.

What to do what to do

Most professors don't give a single gently caress about attendance, and I've found that those who do care suddenly stop caring again when they know you're older than 25 and/or a vet

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/796024143930073088

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
GET hosed, JOE

https://twitter.com/MadRadhu/status/796084854857158656

GET hosed

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

This would be such a good thing

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Arpaio and Rubio losing their seats would be a cherry on top of this election.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

need some banging election music itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUT_uyDEJXk

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
https://twitter.com/SheHatesJacoby/status/796003702779867136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I had a thought driving to work today: did Mitt Romney have a single policy position or initiative that wasn't a typical Republican plank? It feels like the only conservative ideas in the public sphere are the ones people have been rejecting for 8 years now. 12, if you include all the Standard-Issue Republicans that the party itself rejected this year. There's just nothing new there.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'll be in my bunk.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
we do have to thank Trump for successfully killing the career of probably every other GOP hopeful

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i would be surprised if anyone wasn't drinking over this poo poo.

don't be obnoxious about it is my only request

me irl

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

M_Gargantua posted:

Most professors don't give a single gently caress about attendance, and I've found that those who do care suddenly stop caring again when they know you're older than 25 and/or a vet

Ok I am convinced. Poppin the top on one now

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Lame duck Obama best Obama

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i would be surprised if anyone wasn't drinking over this poo poo.

don't be obnoxious about it is my only request

I'm not drinking until Thanksgiving, but will probably make an exception for tonight.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i would be surprised if anyone wasn't drinking over this poo poo.

don't be obnoxious about it is my only request

:agreed:

Heineken, it's not the beer we want, it's the beer we deserve. First one cracked...... now.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

LOL

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Yeah I'm not planning on drinking because I'm hella lame but whatevs.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I like to think Obama wrote himself in this year.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESJ3iH9i04Q

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Obama and Bush seem like they'd probably be the ex-presidential Waldorf and Statler. I could see them in a balcony seat above Congress talking poo poo all day

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I like to think Obama wrote himself in this year.

Michelle would probably castrate him.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
is it too late to change my thread song choice to this one?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I'm not drinking because I'm at work.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Joe's 88 campaign song is the proper choice.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9qeJskx6r0

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Syrian Lannister posted:

I'm not drinking because I'm at work.

That never stopped most people. :colbert:

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
I'm leaving the drinking for tomorrow night after what I expect to be nine straight hours of complaining about how this election is the greatest travesty in the history of (now dead) America.

At least there will be a dueling pianos show to look forward to.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Is Fox News still the default GOP meltdown zone?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

TBeats posted:

Is Fox News still the default GOP meltdown zone?

twitter

Also this (standard reddit disclaimer affixed)
https://www.reddit.com/r/the_meltdown/

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Took about an hour to vote in central VA this morning. It was a nice bonus to see some "voter advocate" poll watchers get escorted away by election officials. Also a very fat lady became short of breath and had to sit down after walking the ~35ft from the voting booth to the scanning machine.

I plan to be shithoused by the time polls start closing. I am so ashamed of my entire extended family's Facebook antics.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

point taken lol

e- post result song

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow
Ignore the account that posted it, It's still pretty funny.
https://twitter.com/welovetrump/status/796071683958439937

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Just voted. Voting for california legalizing weed while mad blasted feels like neo freeing humanity. Voting against California legalizing weed while being mad blasted feels like being in a special fygm illuminati club.

Go vote ya'll!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Reading all of the "horror stories" about polling locations, I'm really glad that mine is a quiet old folks' home manned by a handful of sweet old ladies. A line of length one; in and out in as much time as it takes to sign next to my name and fill in the bubbles on the ballot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
ok wait no, this is the song we need

last one I promise

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Is it just me or are the forums making GBS threads themselves again

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