TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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	500562	49.92%
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	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

We're ready

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

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# ? May 17, 2024 12:11

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

exquisite tea posted:

Truth be told they do have some wiggle room. If Clinton's at a +6 or a +7 nationally they could pull it off.

Which is at the upper limit of the pre-election polling and so fully possible.

Lmao at Nate's model being 'Iunno' in the end, though.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Covok posted:

So, seriously, how did none of the MAGA lovers on 4chan know that you need to register to vote? They push for voter ID laws! If you ignore their racist intentions for the sake of argument, their main purpose is to make sure only people registered to vote can vote.

they really dumb

also some of them aren't real

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:39

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Covok posted:

So, seriously, how did none of the MAGA lovers on 4chan know that you need to register to vote? They push for voter ID laws! If you ignore their racist intentions for the sake of argument, their main purpose is to make sure only people registered to vote can vote.

Something tells me they aren't very smart.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:39

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh man I'd almost forgotten about Ann Coulter.
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/795833821501460480

Stop paying attention to Ann Coulter.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Covok posted:

So, seriously, how did none of the MAGA lovers on 4chan know that you need to register to vote? They push for voter ID laws! If you ignore their racist intentions for the sake of argument, their main purpose is to make sure only people registered to vote can vote.

"they" don't do poo poo except post memes

regardless, i doubt they're sincere and if so then lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

I'm hearing some numbers

here they are:
420
69
80085
1488

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

exquisite tea posted:

Truth be told they do have some wiggle room. If Clinton's at a +6 or a +7 nationally they could pull it off.

they actually have a lot of room from the Obama margin. Michael McDonald was saying the same thing, that Trump actually had to have a pretty big day in the day-of to take the state.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

absolutely love when they burst out laughing

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Oiled and Ready posted:

I have a feeling this isn't even true

That would exclude a much larger % of white people compared to African Americans and probably push them to 20%+ of the electorate, and much of the whites left would be college educated.

It would also exclude every Trump but Tiffany I believe

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

So like where do I go for live election results on my phone I'll be watching TV in a bar but I can't F5 a TV

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh man I'd almost forgotten about Ann Coulter.
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/795833821501460480

and if only people with 4 grandparents born in america were running for president, Donald Trump wouldn't be running

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

You guys need an automatic recap every ten pages or so for us working shmoes.

Am I right that so far the highlights are:

Ric Flair votes for Ric Flair
Judge emasculates Trumps lawyer.
Eric Trump break NY law by tweeting his ballot
gently caress Joe Arpaio

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Covok posted:

So, seriously, how did none of the MAGA lovers on 4chan know that you need to register to vote? They push for voter ID laws! If you ignore their racist intentions for the sake of argument, their main purpose is to make sure only people registered to vote can vote.

Maybe they assumed it was like Jim Crow where it just applies to those people.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh man I'd almost forgotten about Ann Coulter.
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/795833821501460480

gently caress you, Ann, my people came over on the loving Mayflower and I am itt for Dread Abuela, and so is my whole family.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

RACHET posted:

Trump is winning, make no mistake, quote me on that.

*quotes u on this, and then my editor, J. Jonah Jameson, barges into my office waving the quote around and berating me for my irresponsibility*

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

i lust for 4chan death
https://twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/796043804629499904

lol now they know how it feels like to be black

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

frankenfreak posted:

Look at those eyes!

The woman with him looks vaguely like Gwyneth Paltrow and I think that it's fair to hold that against her.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

Iron Crowned posted:

We're ready

Cool cat. Would totally get hammered with it.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Elephanthead posted:

You need small hands to vote Trump lol.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Covok posted:

So, seriously, how did none of the MAGA lovers on 4chan know that you need to register to vote? They push for voter ID laws! If you ignore their racist intentions for the sake of argument, their main purpose is to make sure only people registered to vote can vote.

Remember that a monitory of them are either doing it ironically, too young to vote anyways, or shouldn't be voting (because they're the dogfucking scum of the country)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Vodka accomplished. Time to vacuum!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

The dirty secret of election day coverage is that no one really knows a god drat thing until the votes are counted so it's all just anecdotes and filler.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Also I'm hearing from my SOURCES that both candidates will surpass 69 electoral votes

:wow:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Corny posted:

Can't wait for this same thing to happen with Virginia and the NoVa vote

I mentioned earlier in this thread I think that we need a No Arzying rule about Virginia. Early returns will probably put Trump ahead or tied--probably until around 35-40% of the state has reported. That's usually when NoVA reports and turns the GOP back into a pumpkin.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Fractions, that they even exist is scary - Alex Jones Guest

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

I am actually impressed by the Fox News network; I am following their feed online and they do not give any of that "you are not from our affiliate network country go gently caress yourself", they give the feed without any VPN shenanigans AND they give the polite "we are having local advertisements, please wait"-testcards.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:42

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Pakled posted:

I'm hearing some numbers

here they are:
420
69
80085
1488

Sex and weed numbers outpacing racism numbers? Things not looking great for Trump....

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Distorted Kiwi posted:

You guys need an automatic recap every ten pages or so for us working shmoes.

Am I right that so far the highlights are:

Ric Flair votes for Ric Flair
Judge emasculates Trumps lawyer.
Eric Trump break NY law by tweeting his ballot
gently caress Joe Arpaio

Thanks

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

Some old white dude is blasting Trump speeches from his phone while hanging out in the restaurant in our office building. Thinking of ordering him a doctor sex cake but dont know the ingredients.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:42

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Epic High Five posted:

It would also exclude every Trump but Tiffany I believe

All the Trumps, Cheeto's mum was Scottish.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796088550961844225

trump losing is great news... for trump!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Oiled and Ready posted:

I have a feeling this isn't even true

That would exclude a much larger % of white people compared to African Americans and probably push them to 20%+ of the electorate, and much of the whites left would be college educated.

She obv didn't mean black ppl

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:42

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

they actually have a lot of room from the Obama margin. Michael McDonald was saying the same thing, that Trump actually had to have a pretty big day in the day-of to take the state.

it'd be pretty funny if the "nothing but white dudes and corncobs" state everyone wrote off a month ago ended up going Hillary without any last-minute pressure

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slate Action posted:

The dirty secret of election day coverage is that no one really knows a god drat thing until the votes are counted so it's all just anecdotes and filler.

there's some basic things you can glean. Really high turnouts in stronghold counties are good for whichever party, etc.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:42