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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

John Lee posted:

It also happens with people who've been taught by others, though! I was 22 before I realized that the little towels on hanging rings by the faucet were for drying your hands, because when I was young and asked what they were for, my mother told me they were decorative and I wasn't allowed to touch them.


Yeah, but it's also like a metaphor about like love and stuff

Fun fact: They got challenged by a podcast to make a song using obscure, extinct words. Said podcast, The Next Big Thing, made a habit of contacting artists and asking them to make songs incorporating near-unknown words.

Contrecoup isn't obscure, extinct, or near-unknown by any stretch of the imagination, it's standard medical terminology used to describe something that happens in a traumatic brain injury. Considering football is still a thing, it gets used quite a bit.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit is so named because nuns wear habits.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Jerry Cotton posted:

There's two labeled hooks by the sink in the bathroom in my apartment. One is labeled hands and the other Oscar. (To clarify: they were already there when I moved in.)
I just figured out that the name is actually spelled "Hands" and the D is silent. :aaa:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hirayuki posted:

I just figured out that the name is actually spelled "Hands" and the D is silent. :aaa:

What name :confused:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Star Wars deuteragonist Hands Olo.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

FUBAR is an acronym for "hosed up beyond all repair". Or at least that's what I've puzzled out after staring at it cluelessly in the past.

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

AlphaKretin posted:

FUBAR is an acronym for "hosed up beyond all repair". Or at least that's what I've puzzled out after staring at it cluelessly in the past.

Beyond all recognition. There was a whole running gag on this in Saving Private Ryan.

Oh, I guess repair is also valid, I've just never heard that variant.

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Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
Iirc, officially it's fouled up beyond all recognition/repair but everyone knows it's just hosed.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

also, SNAFU stand for Situation Normal: All hosed Up

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007
I don't think anyone in the military really says either these days, once they migrated to civilian usage they weren't cool enough for the cool kids anymore.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

hogmartin posted:

I don't think anyone in the military really says either these days, once they migrated to civilian usage they weren't cool enough for the cool kids anymore.

You telling me nobody uses 85-year-old military slang anymore?

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

wallaka posted:

You telling me nobody uses 85-year-old military slang anymore?

Oh, some of the things they said in WWII are undoubtedly still said today, just not those two.

or maybe still in the Army or something idk

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


Oscar Hands, of course.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

stubblyhead posted:

I would imagine he had a lot of trouble with colors, what with being blind and all.

Yeah, oxidized bronze does have a color that's pretty blue. It could just be he asked a dude with sight the wrong questions.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Flyball posted:

Oscar Hands, of course.
I was going for Hans.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Hirayuki posted:

I was going for Hans.

I was going along with it, silent d and all. (But I had to figure out who you were talking about, first.)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

wallaka posted:

You telling me nobody uses 85-year-old military slang anymore?

Where did I just see a new slant on "Kilroy was here"?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flyball posted:

Oscar Hands, of course.

Is there a joke here I'm not getting?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jerry Cotton posted:

Is there a joke here I'm not getting?

Good God. Two sets of towels, one for Hands, one for Oscar (a pet?). Hands with a silent D is pronounced Hans. Hans and Oscar. Now they're both names!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Powaqoatse posted:

Good God. Two sets of towels, one for Hands, one for Oscar (a pet?). Hands with a silent D is pronounced Hans. Hans and Oscar. Now they're both names!

WELL :lol:

e: Also, that's not how you pronounce Hans :smugmrgw:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Jerry Cotton posted:

e: Also, that's not how you pronounce Hans :smugmrgw:
That's not how you pronounce hands. :colbert:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Related to the current discussion it took binge watching through most of the first and second season of Peep Show until I figured out the character was Super Hans and not Super Hands.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

om nom nom posted:

Kindergarten was its own entity, then elementary 1-6, middle 7-8, high 9-12

My elementary school was k-5, Middle 6-8, and high 9-12.

For that is how it should be forever and ever amen. :colbert:

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

hogmartin posted:

I don't think anyone in the military really says either these days, once they migrated to civilian usage they weren't cool enough for the cool kids anymore.

I know BOHICA is still in play whenever the crew is about to get hosed
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

Flyinglemur posted:

I know BOHICA is still in play whenever the crew is about to get hosed
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

Yeah, the tradition carries on.

FUBIJAR: gently caress U buddy, I'm just a reservist
I'm playing military for two weeks here, don't think I'm going to deal with your full-time active BS

FIGMO: gently caress it, got my orders
I won't get another eval from here and I'm leaving in ten days, I no longer have any fucks to give

Wearing a paperclip on one's collar, PAPERCLIP: People against people ever re-enlisting, civilian life is preferred (or civilian life incentive program)

I never heard SNAFU nor FUBAR in active usage though. There are saltier terms for those situations.

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

SMDFTB is also an important term to using when talking to your higher-ups

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I just learned that military acronyms are really cumbersome and dumb.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

hogmartin posted:

Yeah, the tradition carries on.

FUBIJAR: gently caress U buddy, I'm just a reservist
I'm playing military for two weeks here, don't think I'm going to deal with your full-time active BS

FIGMO: gently caress it, got my orders
I won't get another eval from here and I'm leaving in ten days, I no longer have any fucks to give

Wearing a paperclip on one's collar, PAPERCLIP: People against people ever re-enlisting, civilian life is preferred (or civilian life incentive program)

I never heard SNAFU nor FUBAR in active usage though. There are saltier terms for those situations.

Five years and I've never heard any of these, not one, from the active or guard sides.

SMDFTB

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Five years and I've never heard any of these, not one, from the active or guard sides.

SMDFTB

They may be branch-specific.

And I would prefer not to SYDFTB if it's an option.

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GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Secondhand since I'm not in the military, but I've heard IGAF (I Give A gently caress) is popular. It is not a term used when you give a gently caress. The guy I heard it from has made great use of the term while working in IT.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

JoelJoel posted:

I just learned that military acronyms are really cumbersome and dumb.

people in the military are like the dumbest fucks on the planet, so it's not surprising they have all these dumb acronyms in attempt to look smart

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

thecluckmeme posted:

SMDFTB is also an important term to using when talking to your higher-ups

I only worked out the first few letters of this one.

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Intoluene posted:

I only worked out the first few letters of this one.

Dude just google it

http://www.meaningsan.com/what-does-stand-for/smdftb

The acronym SMDFTB has a life path number 1. Having the life path number one implies that you are a pioneer or creator. Blending together a strong will and confidence.

Lysistrata
Sep 12, 2003
Anyone who truly believes he has friends is a fool.
I can't believe I didn't know smdftb had a life path number 1 :aaaaa:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
What the gently caress is a life path and how high do the numbers go?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
This came up on my twitter feed.
https://twitter.com/its_whitney/status/798662921580515328

I also learned today that Milo Yiannapolous is British.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

sweeperbravo posted:

It's Dutch Schultz, not Doc Schultz or Dutch Holtz.

Actually, it's pronounced Arthur Flegenheimer.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I've realized the last few days that if you undercook the rice for your tomato rice soup, reheating the soup for leftovers doesn't change the fact you mildly undercooked the rice.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Henchman of Santa posted:

I also learned today that Milo Yiannapolous is British.

A common misconception. Actually he's a douchebag :eng101:

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the black husserl posted:

A common misconception. Actually he's a douchebag :eng101:

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