TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

lmao if ur not at your office bcuz the internet is super good and lmao if you don't have twitter tears streaming on one screen, SA on another screen, and CNN on a third screen and lmao if u have no pzza and lmao if you don't have pokemon figures.

e: ed hologram balls

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:24

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# ? May 17, 2024 05:05

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/796099810466021376

why, Scott, you assume i ever stopped scoffing at you!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jon King playing around with the interactive map on CNN. Now it's real election coverage!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:24

pricklytoast: Oct 22, 2016

prefect posted:

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/796053686405517312

Not even pretending.

No loving way

edit: fake account? el oh el they got me

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

rudolph the red nosed 9/11iani

it's fake

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:24

StrugglingHoneybun: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

prefect posted:

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/796053686405517312

Not even pretending.

Election to be decided by "all others"

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Hillsborough county has a big black and Hispanic population like most Florida cities but also a surprisingly large Arabic population and I imagine most of them are pretty unhappy about having their churches and children screamed at by the insane Florida Men that make up the rest of the local population

prediction: extremely dem

(source: I live here and voted for Iron Abuela)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:24

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

check for the checkmark you loving idiots

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:24

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

The Dems got an early lead but after work gets out the REPUBLICANS WILL WIN LOLOLOL!!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Just had to commute home from work should I be shaking or putting the milk in the fridge

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/796097713917947904
this get posted?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Robert Plant posted:

Guys I voted all blue this morning I'm on like 3 hours sleep is it time for the Tully yet?

if by Tully you mean Tullamore Dew then yes, drink early drink often

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

uncurable mlady posted:

its a fake account u dweebs

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/796099810466021376

holy loving poo poo he's in pleasanton? this is like when horror movie protagonists find out the monsters been in the room the whole time

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

+1 for Hillary and +1 for a host of Republicans on the state and federal level.

It's me, I'm Jeb Bush.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

logikv9 posted:

check for the checkmark you loving idiots

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Clipperton posted:

our cat doesn't know about daylight savings so he's been biting us on the shins for an hour before we give him his dinner

Same, I can't even explain the delay to them because I don't really understand DST myself. Everyone is just miserable here.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:25

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

uncurable mlady posted:

its a fake account u dweebs

Aw, shoot. :eng99:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/796053686405517312

Not even pretending.

prob not really him.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Attention passengers we have some turbulence
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796100962754695168

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

ubergnu: Jun 7, 2002; Failed gothic

Fidel Castronaut posted:

lmao if ur not at your office bcuz the internet is super good and lmao if you don't have twitter tears streaming on one screen, SA on another screen, and CNN on a third screen and lmao if u have no pzza and lmao if you don't have pokemon figures.

e: ed hologram balls

True story my home internet is faster than my work internet, and we do internet stuff

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

prefect posted:

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/796053686405517312

Not even pretending.

whohaoahaha holy poo poo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Fidel Castronaut posted:

lmao if ur not at your office bcuz the internet is super good and lmao if you don't have twitter tears streaming on one screen, SA on another screen, and CNN on a third screen and lmao if u have no pzza and lmao if you don't have pokemon figures.

e: ed hologram balls

Jeb's! Pizza

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

General Dog posted:

+1 for Hillary and +1 for a host of Republicans on the state and federal level.

It's me, I'm Jeb Bush.

Jeb!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

of course it's fake

there's no mention of 9/11 so it can't be him

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

MaxxBot posted:

The Dems got an early lead but after work gets out the REPUBLICANS WILL WIN LOLOLOL!!!!

Also yeah LOL Newt and Hannity Baghdad Bobbing

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

u_s_eh: Feb 19, 2005; I AM ALL I AM NONE

tinstaach posted:

I'm a working in the US on a NAFTA visa, I've had an extension application pending for 8 months now and would have become an illegal immigrant on Sunday

Just found out it got approved, gently caress you Donald lmaoooooooooooo

yay canadian immigrant buddy!! congrats!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

Filthy Hans posted:

Ohio voter turnout in Cleveland is down, indicating lower minority voting enthusiasm, but that's about it as far as I've heard

Thanks. I don't mind losing Ohio if we can still win everywhere else.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

General Dog posted:

+1 for Hillary and +1 for a host of Republicans on the state and federal level.

It's me, I'm Jeb Bush.

mods???

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

oneforthevine: Sep 25, 2015

MaxxBot posted:

The Dems got an early lead but after work gets out the REPUBLICANS WILL WIN LOLOLOL!!!!

My dad told me this joke earlier today on the phone.

Right after I explained to my Republican mother why she shouldn't vote Jill Stein.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

Hand Row: May 28, 2001

Fidel Castronaut posted:

lmao if ur not at your office bcuz the internet is super good and lmao if you don't have twitter tears streaming on one screen, SA on another screen, and CNN on a third screen and lmao if u have no pzza and lmao if you don't have pokemon figures.

e: ed hologram balls

Your keyboard is wider than your monitor.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

someone remind me what Drudge's 5-esh calculation on the 2012 exits were?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/JTSantucci/status/796101730954055680

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:26

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

im not expecting there will be a satisfying conclusion to the Scott Adams is an Idiot subplot of this election because he will probably pretend that he was secretly predicting a Clinton win all along

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

quote:

Stephanie Grisham had just stepped onto the Phoenix tarmac, off the plane chartered by Donald Trump�s campaign where she works as a press aide, when her son, Jake, rushed toward her from the van where he�d been not-so-patiently waiting.

It was Oct. 29, 2016. She had not seen him in five and a half months.

�Do you think I could stay attached to you forever?� asked Jake, 8, as he wrapped his arms around her tightly.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/supporters-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-230913

Sad.

I mean, unironically.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:28

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

i forgot to get oranges so I guess I'll just drink bourbon and coke

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:28

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Consummate Professional posted:

Attention passengers we have some turbulence
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796100962754695168

3) How many Republicans are voting Trump.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

atomic johnson: Dec 7, 2000; peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes

There's a guy near my house with a giant homemade sign in his yard that's been spray-painted onto a bed sheet that says "TRUMP 9/11 LIBERTY #NODAPL". Which candidate is he trying to advocate for or against?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:28

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Nov 8, 2016 22:27

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