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PantherWill
Feb 23, 2013

That cake is praying for the sweet release of death.

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St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011

When they told the Cake Boss "Donald Trump," did he hear "Disappointed Matlock"?

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Trump's site hacked

I'm the poop emoji

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






someone passed out in line :shrug:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

OgreNoah posted:

Why would he order something that looks that terrible? I mean, it's a really well done cake, but it looks loving awful. Way too realistic.

Its OK, the guy who made it won't get paid anyways

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

OgreNoah posted:

Why would he order something that looks that terrible? I mean, it's a really well done cake, but it looks loving awful. Way too realistic.

Relax, it's not like he's paying for it.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

"Make me look like Ted Koppel."

St. Dogbert posted:

When they told the Cake Boss

Cake Boss!

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

Like... a design of a c-section, or...?

NO.

As in a cake with a pregnant belly cut open with an umbilical cord coming out and next to the belly a bloody fetus.

Absolutely not work safe, btw in the spoiler.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Jesus Christ CNN, stop saying the word "Brexit"

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



I've been taking care of my mom while she's sick. +3 for Hilldawg as my dad came to vote too.

It's spitting into the wind in a state like this, but hey, at least I wasn't purged like in 2012.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


FactsAreUseless posted:

It does have America's largest Carpathian minority.

Finally some real scoops

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


That cake reminds me of Dorian Gray's portrait, only it contains his human emotions.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

I honestly thought it was pronounced "hwab," then I looked it up and realized that oh yeah, nothing in Utah is pronounced like it should be (see Tooele, Mantua, Hurricane)
Have you met my friend Oquirrh?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

negromancer posted:

NO.

As in a cake with a pregnant belly cut open with an umbilical cord coming out and next to the belly a bloody fetus.

Absolutely not work safe, btw in the spoiler.


drat, this owns. An impressive cake structure.

Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012

The Snoo posted:



someone passed out in line :shrug:

"Dutch Ruppersberger" is redundant.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

negromancer posted:

Literally the worst cake ever, and I've seen cakes with a c-section on them.

I think it's perfect. After Trump's defeated, they're going to stick knives into an effigy of him.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

negromancer posted:

NO.

As in a cake with a pregnant belly cut open with an umbilical cord coming out and next to the belly a bloody fetus.

Absolutely not work safe, btw in the spoiler.


Why am I not surprised?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHmH1xQ2Pf4

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Drone posted:

Jesus Christ CNN, stop saying the word "Brexit"

We need to keep reminding the U.K. Of their fuckup so that other dumb EU countries stay in line

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Also let's be honest, Jake Tapper (CNN anchor) is a name for a gay porn star and not for a news anchor.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
Plus one for Abuela in Michigan. Long lines but no one leaving.

Petr
Oct 3, 2000
Holy gently caress brexit Brexit BREXIT

I really need to turn off CNN :(

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

negromancer posted:

NO.

As in a cake with a pregnant belly cut open with an umbilical cord coming out and next to the belly a bloody fetus.

Absolutely not work safe, btw in the spoiler.



This is the best cake in the history of cakes

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013

Endorph posted:

good news, eric trump is an idiot:



He's already deleted the tweet but it's a matter of public record. Eric Trump just committed a real voter crime.

Why exactly do your ballots have Chinese characters beneath the candidate names?

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Work buddy offered me a 3rd row seat to a the Penguins game tonight and I had to give him a maybe because I did not know if I could make it back downtown after voting. Another, probably smarter person is now going instead.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Walked right into my polling place and +1'd Hell's Own Abuela

The Year is One!

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Drone posted:

Also let's be honest, Jake Tapper (CNN anchor) is a name for a gay porn star and not for a news anchor.

Still less of a porn name than MSNBC's Krystal Ball.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Actually, I've heard Juab has a lot of influence in Hollywood.

My Roth IRA's with Charles Juab.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

BobTheJanitor
Jun 28, 2003


Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Drunk Theory posted:

I know it will happen eventually, but maybe we can avoid getting a white guy next cycle too.

Once we get about 44 Presidents who aren't white guys, we can start talking about us having the office again.

Rosalie_A
Oct 30, 2011

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Why exactly do your ballots have Chinese characters beneath the candidate names?

We don't, strictly speaking, have an official national language, so government Things are provided in multiple languages or have multiple versions available on request.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


RZA Encryption posted:

So why do they or PR or any place like that even vote?

Because they're US citizens and like all US citizens who don't dwell in one of the 6-13 states that actually matter, it is their God given right to cast a meaningless token vote for their favorite presidential candidate.

+1 for Crooked Hillary in the Bluegrass state

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
American abroad checking in. Im ~8 beers deep here. A beer is a distinctly un-American half a liter here.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Why exactly do your ballots have Chinese characters beneath the candidate names?

They're rigging are elections :freep:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:golfclap: This is the best comparison pic yet.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Why exactly do your ballots have Chinese characters beneath the candidate names?

Probably has a large local Asian populous.

Smackbilly
Jan 3, 2001
What kind of a name is Pizza Organ! anyway?

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Why exactly do your ballots have Chinese characters beneath the candidate names?

People who don't speak English are still allowed to vote.

Normally government forms (including ballots) will be printed in English and whatever the most common second language(s) are for the area in question.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Time for Wolf and Anderson!!

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negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Why exactly do your ballots have Chinese characters beneath the candidate names?

Because Manhattan has a sizable Chinese population that would like to be able to read the ballot.

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