TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

breaklaw posted:

You do realize it was really about Hillary's attempts to duck transparency and general shadiness and really nothing about the technical stuff about servers and document classifications right?

Okay

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

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# ? May 18, 2024 13:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Uh..

UHHHHHH

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

yo link this poo poo, i wanna huff it

https://www.reddit.com/r/the_meltdown/comments/5bvc7s/my_office_is_melting_down_this_is_the_best_day/

quote:

I work in an office that loves right wing conspiracies. So far the following has happened:

Man talks about how his wife "betrayed him" because she voted for Clinton (update: He just asked if he can divorce his wife over how she voted)
Man is afraid of the well being of his unborn child because Hillary will "enforce mandatory abortions"
Trump will win if "n***ers stay the hell home"
"I bought enough food to last through Shillary's nuclear war."
"The moral fabric of our society is being torn asunder."
"I don't know which news to watch to see if Trump wins."

Anyone else having a great day?

edit/Updates:
Megyn Kelly is apparently "on the payroll of Shillary"
"If Clinton wins I'm moving to Ireland."
"if she can't even rig an election then she can't even run the country."

Much more in the link

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:39

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

kellyanne is a broken shell right now

She looks like she smells like vodka

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

StateOwned posted:

What beer is everyone drinking? I went with fireside chat ale, the most apropos beer I could think of.

Clown Shoes Billionaire and Xocoveza.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/796134933622358016

Is that the Paul in Kentucky I'm thinking it is?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

team overhead smash posted:

Sorry I'm a typical RADICAL SOCIALIST and so I don;t like her mcuh but regardless of that what I was trying to get across is that 60 million people will vote for loving Trump. This mentally incompentent, delusional, sexual deviant know nothing racist idiot fuckshit.

hillary clinton is one of the most qualified people to ever run for president in the history of this country

lol @ you

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/MeanStreetsOMA/status/796107514257534976

happy election day, old drunk guy

uhh, i'm not in omaha

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

StateOwned: Dec 30, 2005; this lane closed

Beachcomber posted:

Does liquor interspersed with water count as beer?

no.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

Uh..

UHHHHHH

WHAT

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/796134933622358016

Clinton up 10 in Fayette, Gray up 25[!] on Paul

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Schnorkles posted:

Uh..

UHHHHHH

u melting down????

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Don't forget SA made Bill Mitchell

molded him in our image. our creation gone awry!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

crabcakes66 posted:

I have had CNN on but Wolf Blitzer is a dumb turd so I'm going to MSNBC.

I like CNN because I believe their expert nerdy number cruncher guy is better than the other channels.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:40

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

her name isn't shillary it's Killary. or better yet, Hitlery Killton

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Dogfish Head Flesh and Blood is good. I want to crack open my 120 minute but I'm saving that for another year after I'm done hiking the Appalachian Trail

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/796134933622358016

Is that the Paul in Kentucky I'm thinking it is?

If you're thinking Rand then yes.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

pathetic little tramp posted:

someone post this at him on the twitter later, i'm drivin to owensboro toniggghte

And this:

Poe posted:

But he grew old�
This knight so bold�
And o'er his heart a shadow
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
That looked like Eldorado.

Aaanyway!

Joementum posted:

Shep owns so much.

https://twitter.com/jonnot/status/796096978304335872

Pretty f'ing funny!

Still blown away at how fast it is here now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh wow look at those percentages!

Oh right, it's 2% of the vote counted, it's utterly useless.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

StateOwned: Dec 30, 2005; this lane closed

DarkCrawler posted:

second cheapest poo poo off the aisle - definitely going for the quantity over quality

use liquor or boxed wine for this. beer is to be respected.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

now CLINTON is outperforming benchmarks in more urban Indiana cities. the polarization is REAL

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

crabcakes66: May 24, 2012; by exmarx

Have you ever thought about what it would be like if people had wings?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:41

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Abuela's entire second speech:

"God help you. God help us all."

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

Uh..

UHHHHHH

What are we UHHHHH about?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

DarkstarIV posted:

Very early state results from Indiana:

- Evan Bayh is losing bigly to Todd Young

- Eric Holcomb is beating John Gregg

indiana

the only counties currently reporting in IN are fairly rural and also only a fraction of the precincts in those counties have actually reported

wait like an hour after the polls close minimum before you take anything from any state seriously

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/796135136752443397

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gray sleeper.

ACTIVATED. :getin:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

yo link this poo poo, i wanna huff it

Seconded. I need this.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

omg if Rand is a surprise unemployed person in a couple hours

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Oh poo poo, I told a stupid little voting story this morning and I totally forgot to say my voter nubmer was 69

Also, Brown Shugga is plenty strong but way tot sweet

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

mastershakeman posted:

her name isn't shillary it's Killary. or better yet, Hitlery Killton

Hitlery KKKillton, please.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/796134364937670656

party platform includes eddie balls

This is bigly for me. Will the Republican Party become the party of the working class or will the GOPe come back?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Merlot Brougham: Dec 16, 2004; The White Darryl Strawberry; Salad Prong

Alec Bald Snatch posted:

trois pistoles and a bottle of olde hickory dread god i've been hanging on to

40's of Beast Ice

e: That's Milwaukee's Best Ice for those of you who hate freedom.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

hillary clinton is one of the most qualified people to ever run for president in the history of this country

lol @ you

It's a case of her policies and agenda. Like I said, radical socialist here so having a lot of experience at implementing policies I don't like isn't a big plus for me. She's not really that different from generic democrat and if anything her differences from the norm are things I'm not a fan of like her lack of criticism in regards to Israel.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:42

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/796134933622358016

Clinton up 10 in Fayette, Gray up 25[!] on Paul

Lexington loving loves Gray across party lines so it isn't necessarily representative of much, though the Clinton lead is pretty :lol:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU8/status/796135897783799808

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I was out making the rounds for my newspaper job in Steve King country in Iowa. In a town of less than a 1,000 people, I saw a group of three young bilingual latina ladies come in, register to and cast their ballot for the first time. It warmed the cockles of my cold, dead, alcohol-pickled heart.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:44

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Rynn posted:

Seconded. I need this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/the_meltdown/comments/5bvc7s/my_office_is_melting_down_this_is_the_best_day/

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/796135781115035649

would the shooting serve the same purpose as a fight at the end of a hockey playoff game

to fire up the pro-gun people

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

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# ? May 18, 2024 13:17

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

Gray sleeper.

ACTIVATED.

jesus christ i knew it, he's a russian plant and the kremlin just spoke his trigger phrase

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:43

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