The election, a thread specifically about the election, for election discussion

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Pharmaskittle: Dec 17, 2007; arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

I just got done voting and, I swear this is true, my polling number was 666.

This bodes well

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Radish posted:

What did Ana Navarro say?

"Don't tell me you're going to wear sunglasses on a night mission."

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Spiritus Nox: Sep 2, 2011

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Its Vermont

I mean, yeah, but they haven't called Bama for Trump yet. My first time closely monitoring election night.

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Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Why is Rudy Guiliani on my television

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OddObserver: Apr 3, 2009

Gridlocked posted:

Exit poll data apparently. Guardian is doing it too.

Context: Obama won 67% of the votes in Vermont in 2012.

In other news:
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/796141646865960960

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CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump :smith:

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The Rokstar: Aug 19, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

ColdPie posted:

I switched to MSNBC: http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc2/watch/live-election-night-coverage-800104003841

I'm gonna do what I always do and watch MSNBC right up until it's called and then immediately switch over to Fox News for the tears.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:13

Neeksy: Mar 29, 2007; Hej min vän, hur står det till?

Arist posted:

Why is Rudy Guiliani on my television

Because he's a piece of poo poo who will run at any chance to get on camera.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Watch Fox, there's a Trump guy currently getting corncobbed

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

Discussion Quorum posted:

I don't dare to believe it but oh man if I helped flip Texas blue I am going to be an insufferable cock the next time I talk to my Trump apologist/Hillary conspiracy believing brother

God I want a blue Texas so badly. Give me a West Wing electoral map, drat it!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:13

Gnarly Bae Jepsen: Jul 12, 2007; Manic Pixie Dick Girl

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

Okay gently caress it all I'm arzying

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

OddObserver: Apr 3, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

Huh? You are probably confusing 0.1% returns with a call.

Anyway, this might be of some interest:
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

Kellyanne is on CBS. She is truly ghoulish, says that Nevada, Michigan, Colorado, and New Hampshire are in play.

"We're all for the rule of law, we're all for letting people vote. We're not the ones under investigation and we weren't called extremely careless by the FBI." Oh gently caress you, Skeletor.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:13

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Drone posted:

It's one loving county that makes up less than 1% of the electorate in Florida.

According to the guardian it's 6 counties that are traditionally red and were red since 2004

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Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

What? Where?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Koalas March posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U

drat, I bought Lemonade a few days ago. I'm kicking myself for not getting into Beyonc� sooner.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Chocolate Chunk posted:

New yorks times upshot

That's it, further down the page than I remember.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:15

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

i'm here, phonebanking, because gently caress the orange fascist

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

No they aren't

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Yeah gently caress MSNBC I'm not trying to hear Rudy Giuliani and his racist teeth.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

Cingulate: Oct 23, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

No they're not. They're saying that amongst the minuscule fraction of votes counted, Trump is ahead.

On the other hand, my pulse is elevated by like 20 beats/min right now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:15

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

dang, the senate really is going to go for the GOP. thats disappointing.

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Petr: Oct 3, 2000

Not looking good for NH senate.

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ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

Spiritus Nox posted:

Why is the NYT calling Vermont for HRC and also saying nobody's reported from there yet?

Because it's Vermont

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:14

Drone: Aug 22, 2003; Incredible machine

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

Do you understand the difference between reporting a state and calling a state? Are you completely thick?

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Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

BGrifter posted:

It's not MSNBC, it's just NBC News. The MSNBC stream right now has Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow etc.

Actually right now it has Rudy Hobgoblin Giuliani on it right now.

He is still dumb as ever.

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sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

No, they aren't you dummy

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PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

they're not ~calling it, they're shading it red

There's no way they'd call it for Trump before a single Miami or Tampa precinct reports in.

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Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

No they aren't. People need to stop posting stuff like this.

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

haha CNN actually showed a race graphic with like 60 total votes. OK dudes

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dwarf74: Sep 2, 2012; Buglord

Kellyanne is on the CBS app on Roku and she looks terrible. Like she knows she's losing bad.

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PenguinKnight: Apr 6, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

the good thing is they haven't counted the big cities yet

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Calm: Apr 7, 2006

Drone posted:

It's one loving county that makes up less than 1% of the electorate in Florida.

lol. He's just callin' it like he sees it.

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yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

eatin rn popcorn which I think is a very appropriate snack

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:16

ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

Spiritus Nox posted:

I mean, yeah, but they haven't called Bama for Trump yet. My first time closely monitoring election night.

Welcome to the party. You picked a good one, 2012 was pretty dull.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:16

Discussion Quorum: Dec 5, 2002; Armchair Philistine

CommieGIR posted:

New York Times is calling Florida for Trump

Reporting: < 1%

Only IN and KY called for Trump so far by NYT, chill

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:16

7c Nickel: Apr 27, 2008

KS posted:

Kentucky guide:

Lexington and Louisville break blue -- that's Jefferson and Fayette counties. They are also BY FAR the biggest.

Most everything else goes red.

Statewide percentages aren't accurate until most counties report in. You will see a substantial shift toward blue when those two get added to the map.

P.S. Lexington is an awesome place to live nestled in a shithole of a state.

Yeah, looking back, the Meadowthorpe neighborhood was an absolutely perfect place to grow up. Gave me kind of a skewed view of Kentucky until I was older though.

P.S. Did my part to put blue Georgia in play today.

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