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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Majorian posted:

Oh, but imagine how much poo poo he's going to take from his GOP colleagues in the Senate. Welcome to hell, Little Marco.:getin:

Meh. He would actually have to spend time in the Senate to catch poo poo off his coworkers.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

fadam posted:

LMAO Trump is going to be president AND have a Republican senate.

In Bizarro-Earth, yes.:smuggo:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

biznatchio posted:

I captured video of this back when it happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z-YeZ8Jclc

gently caress that is beautiful. what great delivery. thanks buddy!

Kawabata
Apr 20, 2014

You plebians just don't know what epic literature is. You should try reading Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James, Dan Brown, or Ayn Rand.
could we just prevent the rural areas from voting everywhere in the world

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

fknlo posted:

Unless you're a Trump supporter you shouldn't be. Like at all.

I know that. but i am watching this. http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
and trump has Florida and Virginia.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/796150065236676609

Petr
Oct 3, 2000
Haha, the CNN guy is one of those people who pronounces "Fauquier County" as "gently caress Your County"

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

Telsa Cola posted:

Yo when is Florida supposed to be called?

Sometime Thursday, I think.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
NH just flipped

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/796081442111586304
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/796110087353929728

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Meh. He would actually have to spend time in the Senate to catch poo poo off his coworkers.

True, but I have a feeling he's not going to be getting the GOP nomination for a higher office anytime soon, so~

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

gently caress i am arzing hard. Help.

you have literally no reason to

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

just join the nite crew and you can enjoy some variety of trash rather than single origin trash

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug
Time to implement plan "420 until 270"

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

fadam posted:

LMAO Trump is going to be president AND have a Republican senate.

:henget:

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Double digit gender gap in NC.

Women: +12 Clinton
Men: +13 Trump

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Get the gently caress out of my state David.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I know that. but i am watching this. http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
and trump has Florida and Virginia.
because less the large and very blue counties in virginia haven't reported in yet, you moron

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

you have literally no reason to

Unless he's on Ted Strickland's staff. In which case...sorry? Maybe run a better campaign next time, though?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Telsa Cola posted:

Yo when is Florida supposed to be called?

After 5pm, because you know Pop-Pop and I get the early bird at Morton's. We miss you sweety.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I know that. but i am watching this. http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
and trump has Florida and Virginia.

How do you remember to breathe?

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
NBC Stream here seems to be working now: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2016-election-day

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

*looking at glass of soda being filled* *yanks it away just after the ice is put in* OH NO, THERE'S NO SODA IN THIS, ONLY ICE!!!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Looks like we need another March to the Sea.:getin:

(we need a Sherman smiley btw)

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
You know, it's a long shot, but I think Martin O'Malley could win this.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

After 5pm, because you know Pop-Pop and I get the early bird at Morton's. We miss you sweety.

well it's 2 hours 42 minutes after 5pm so.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
That early Trump lead in VA though :ohdear:

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
I want to thank whoever posted the link to the CBC broadcast. loving fantastic.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

After 5pm, because you know Pop-Pop and I get the early bird at Morton's. We miss you sweety.

I'll send you the exit polls and a check for $12 for your birthday.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Jordan7hm posted:

In line for four hours? Jesus Christ America get your poo poo together.

Remember how much we complained about a 70 day campaign? :v:

Also I think that state beside Vermont changed to blue.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I know that. but i am watching this. http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
and trump has Florida and Virginia.

Look at the counties yet to report, or don't and continue being a gigantic baby

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Also, Dems already picked off a House seat.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Sapozhnik posted:

That early Trump lead in VA though :ohdear:
BECAUSE ONLY THE REPUBLICAN LEANING COUNTIES HAVE REPORTED IN

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
NYTimes projecting Ohio goes blue

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Dapper_Swindler posted:

gently caress i am arzing hard. Help.

If you start to feel a little Arzy coming on, look at this page. If anything really unexpected and bad happens, you'll see it reflected in the chart. If the chart doesn't move, then the 'bad news' you're hearing was fully expected in advance.

edit: The meters on this page are good too for dispelling the Arzy feelings.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

RVProfootballer posted:

Look at the counties yet to report, or don't and continue being a gigantic baby

ok. i feel better now.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
States full of dumbasses: Kentucky, West Virginia, Indiana

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Sapozhnik posted:

That early Trump lead in VA though :ohdear:

FYI this happens every time with Virginia--the Democratic areas all don't come in until the absolute end.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I know that. but i am watching this. http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
and trump has Florida and Virginia.

Pro-Tip: don't be a stupid rear end in a top hat

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Pictures and videos of people talking about voting on NBC's stream instead of commercials is pretty cool. Wish they didn't replay the same montage every time though.

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