TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

3 million people voting trump is gross

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:59

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

did the cnn guy just say gently caress yer countY?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:37

Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

JT Jag posted:

This is terrifying.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:37

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Did we just get Florida?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Any of you guys have the psp tv stream?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Hobo Clown: Oct 16, 2012; Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.

Should I not be watching CNN? They're showing Trump ahead almost everywhere and it's disconcerting

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Is it too close

Or too early?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lemming posted:

what does this mean im arzying

It's too white and too dumb for abuela

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Dolash posted:

Honestly this map doesn't look that different from 2012 so far, kinda crazy how an election this nuts hardly moves the needle.

theres a looooot of really loving stupid americans

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

hahaha "got off the phone with inside sources inside the trump campaign" says the talking head

literally scooped by twitter and somethingawful dot com

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

The Ninth Layer posted:

Turns out "drink every time you Arzy" is a poor game for your health on election day.

id be sober

:smuggo:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

i dunno if it's been posted in here yet, but there was an active shooter at a polling station in LA

1 is dead, at least 3 have been injured

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-azusa-shooting-injuries-20161108-story.html

i'm not sure if the shooter has been apprehended yet

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

lol megyn kelly bringing up the gender gap and struggling to sound like a neutral party

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Also I just checked a tracker and laughed when I saw McMuffin at 1.1% in KY :patriot:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

trump sipping a diet coke per msnbc

sounds day crew as gently caress, sippy cup n poo poo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

"Drink every time you don't see a blue state on the Guardian map" is also a very unhealthy game btw.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Water Resistant posted:

God what they're talking about on CNN is so stupid. What the national vote count is right now means jack poo poo, and Wolf has to know that but they're talking about it anyways.

((((CNN)))) is a stupid biasddd media source for idiots! What do you expect?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Hypha posted:

Too bad

Arzy time!

I'm not that worried. Most of our youngs are college students and staggering amount of them are foreigners who go to Georgetown or George Washington and are from the Middle East or Asia. They can't vote and their parents just buy up real estate they can rent out after. Most of the olds are very well off (top five richest places in the USA) and thus are hardcore Democratic and work government or contracting jobs, they can vote absentee if they want to.

We don't really have that many working class types to deal with. It's an interesting change, but I think early voting was up anyways and if the working class isn't voting that's better for my team here anyways.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

MysteriousStranger posted:

I find MSNBC to be obnoxious as hell over time. While I once liked Maddow, Kornaiki (spelling I'm sure), Hayes, and Lawrence they really come off badly over time. Way too snarky and smarter than thou. That sort of stuff can work but it's way to formulaic over time. I prefer more straight news like PBS, NPR, BBC.

MSNBC is great when going for specific coverage, but if you watch it too much it really does grate on your nerves.

that's just cause you're a dumb person

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Check out Trump candidate wrecked cake

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

Xandu: Feb 19, 2006; It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

What site are you guys using to check live results? I was looking at Politico but it's being kind of obnoxious in making me scroll down to each state.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

DarkCrawler posted:

MSNBC reporting that Clinton did better with White college AND non-college graduates then Obama

if only the dems had a candidate who could connect with the economic anxieties of the white working class

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Serf: May 5, 2011

how can even 1 person vote for the human nuclear waste dump that is Trump

oh right, racism

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Ohio is nothing but a cut-rate Pennsylvania

Fuckfuck fuckin gently caress my dumb rear end state goddamn ohio

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

Did John King just say "gently caress your county"? :stare:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

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Condiv posted:

i dunno if it's been posted in here yet, but there was an active shooter at a polling station in LA

1 is dead, at least 3 have been injured

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-azusa-shooting-injuries-20161108-story.html

i'm not sure if the shooter has been apprehended yet

posted earlier, haven't seen any updates/info

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Xandu posted:

What site are you guys using to check live results? I was looking at Politico but it's being kind of obnoxious in making me scroll down to each state.

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president is good

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:40

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Dolash posted:

Honestly this map doesn't look that different from 2012 so far, kinda crazy how an election this nuts hardly moves the needle.

I'm gonna be pissed if some weird states don't flip. I'm surprised her giant gotv advantage isn't enough for Ohio

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:40

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Zaphod42 posted:

Its fine. Don't worry. Worst case scenario, compare to this map: https://twitter.com/b_schaffner/status/793852628857942016/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Anything red on that map doesn't matter at all.

What's also funny is with a blue Florida you can give Trump this map + Colorado, Michigan and NH and he still loses

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:39

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

This fuckin cake is the thing of nightmares
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/796150036312813568

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:41

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

nachos posted:

3 million people voting trump is gross

in your heart you want to vote trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:41

Panic! at Nabisco: Jun 6, 2007; it seemed like a good idea at the time

Sad, but not unexpected how even cheeto hitler gets this many votes. Still not Arzying, by all accounts the presidential race is over

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:41

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/796150229397598209

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:40

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

mastershakeman posted:

I'm gonna be pissed if some weird states don't flip. I'm surprised her giant gotv advantage isn't enough for Ohio

the night is young. have faith in :abuela:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:40

Mister E: Oct 2, 2006; by exmarx

Serf posted:

how can even 1 person vote for the human nuclear waste dump that is Trump

oh right, racism

Don't forget misogyny!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:40

Serf: May 5, 2011

Serf posted:

how can even 1 person vote for the human nuclear waste dump that is Trump

oh right, racism

I regret this post

it is an insult to nuclear waste

at least it has potential

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:41

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

MysteriousStranger posted:

I find MSNBC to be obnoxious as hell over time. While I once liked Maddow, Kornaiki (spelling I'm sure), Hayes, and Lawrence they really come off badly over time. Way too snarky and smarter than thou. That sort of stuff can work but it's way to formulaic over time. I prefer more straight news like PBS, NPR, BBC.

MSNBC is great when going for specific coverage, but if you watch it too much it really does grate on your nerves.

Maddow, at least, is Literally Smarter Than You no matter who she's talking to, probably. Especially about politics.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 01:40