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toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

Herstory Begins Now posted:

Sweet, Fox news is startin to get anxious AF seeming

What'll be 2016's equivalent of "Rove denying reality until Megyn tells him it's over"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:28

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:26

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/marcambinder/status/796162051194294275?s=09

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

H.P. Grenade: Oct 21, 2003; Smooth.

Yo, can someone repost the Salt Mine 2016 twitter list?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:29

berserker: Aug 17, 2003; My love for you
is ticking clock

OddObserver posted:

Broward has mostly reported. FL isn't looking good
Thankfully NC looks much better.

Actually everything reported for Broward so far is just the early votes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

i need broward to get their poo poo together and start reporting vote totals. i need this in my life.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

T-Bone: Sep 14, 2004; jakes did this?

A lot of the bigger Florida counties that she's dominating in aren't really in according to the Guardian, Broward/Palm Beach/Alachua.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:29

Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

toanoradian posted:

What'll be 2016's equivalent of "Rove denying reality until Megyn tells him it's over"

Rove denying reality until Megyn tells him it's over

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

Tom Guycot posted:

is there even an above 0% chance of the democrats taking the senate at this point?

looking pretty bad

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:29

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Sulphuric rear end in a top hat posted:

I really think that people should keep their election signs up, in the same way they leave Christmas lights up until April.

That already happens around here. I swear there are still Duke signs up from 1991 around here. Not very many, but still.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

Pappyland: Jun 17, 2004; There's no limit to your imagination!; College Slice

H.P. Grenade posted:

Yo, can someone repost the Salt Mine 2016 twitter list?

Right here.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Silly Burrito posted:

On the plus side, Pensacola has beautiful beaches.

Yes to this. The Redneck Riviera is a great place to visit.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

TheKennedys: Sep 23, 2006; By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

BLUE MISSISSIPPI <1% of precincts reporting

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Hand Row: May 28, 2001

Teddybear posted:

With Indiana going red again I don't know if Dems will take senate.

Why? NV, WI, IL then just need one coin toss.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

Saeka: Jul 2, 2007; I'm a man that loves the simple things. Sunhats. Boba. Dresses.

The gently caress is up with Virginia?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

Broward was at 0% last CNN showed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

OddObserver: Apr 3, 2009

berserker posted:

Actually everything reported for Broward so far is just the early votes

I am going by Upshot's breakdown:
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/florida
It's possible they're wrong, of course.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Weeeeeed

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/796162272292995073?s=09

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

vintagepurple: Jan 31, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

speng31b posted:

That's not true at all. Texas's demographics make going purple and blue a statistical inevitability. California won't go red, ever, unless you count red as the flames from it being on fire when the tech bubble collapses or terrible earthquakes coupled with climate change literally destroy it.

Yeah, y'all non-texans really overestimate how conservative the populace is here. Sure there's cowboys out in the sticks but we also have some huge liberal cities and a fuckload of hispanics.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

OddObserver posted:

Broward has mostly reported. FL isn't looking good
Thankfully NC looks much better.

gently caress YOU

https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/796161838098640896

Byron Tau ‏@ByronTau 5m5 minutes ago
Simmer down on Florida everyone. Broward County has 0% election night votes reported.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

Yaws: Oct 23, 2013

H.P. Grenade posted:

Yo, can someone repost the Salt Mine 2016 twitter list?

not salt mine but close enough

https://twitter.com/NewsFedora/lists/corncobs

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Blurred: Aug 26, 2004; WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Clinton is outperforming Obama in most of the big counties in Florida, it's looking good from my point of view.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

When is Florida officially called?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Really Arkansas? 8:30 close? Gotta get your 15 minutes huh.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

HorseRenoir: Dec 25, 2011; Pillbug

Can we just put up a giant blinking "DEM VOTES GET COUNTED LAST, STOP ARZYING" sign above this thread already

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

Leon Trotsky 2012: Aug 27, 2009; YOU CAN TRUST ME!*

_{*Israeli Government-affiliated poster}

Apparently turnout is up over 30% in the Florida panhandle and Trump is taking it by 30 points.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

large oblate cat: Jul 7, 2009

Coheed and Camembert posted:

Corncobs, on the house.

https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy/status/796125302648815616

Wtf is Laura bush even real? Why does she look like a poser model?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:30

particle9: Nov 14, 2004; In the guide to getting dumped, this guy helped me realize that with time it does get better. And yeah, he did get his custom title.

OddObserver posted:

Broward has mostly reported. FL isn't looking good
Thankfully NC looks much better.

Broward is at like 1% reported

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

stavros880: May 2, 2005; I like monkeys

Some religious wacko interviewed on the BBC: "God is using Trump. Jay-Z is one of the worst misogynists of all time. Benghazi"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

drat you Florida just go blue

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Pollyanna posted:

Uh, most of these states are at most like 60% reporting. People are freaking out over Ohio and only 15% of it is in. All this can change extremely quickly. Don't heavily blue areas come in later? I sure as hell want to see a blue-rear end map tonight.

According to the corncobs twitter list, urban areas report first, so reporting those totals before the polls close is voter suppression!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Rove won't melt down this time. He'll just shrug and mumble something like "we should've ran Scott Walker"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

5436: Jul 11, 2003; by astral

In the betting markets, FL is going iNSANE. 55% to 70% to 60% to 66% to 52% to 65%.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

ColdPie posted:

looking pretty bad

If they take NC or NH, they take the senate.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

Rent-A-Cop: Oct 15, 2004; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

BUG JUG posted:

i need broward to get their poo poo together

The Cubs just won the World Series and already you want another sign of the end times?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

Neo_Crimson posted:

When is Florida officially called?

Couple days from now.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Goddamn it Miami

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

biznatchio: Mar 31, 2001; Buglord

Neo_Crimson posted:

When is Florida officially called?

When the result is practically certain. It's not yet.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:31

toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

Pappyland posted:

Right here.

https://twitter.com/2cowboys4u/status/796163109140369408

I'm not used to this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 02:32

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/796161823254990849?s=09

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Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

How often are the big news networks wrong when they project wins in states? Like it's really weird to see states already being called when there's 0% reporting.

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