TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

democracy is alive TRUMP IS WINNING build the wall trump #maga

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

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# ? May 31, 2024 10:55

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

rabble rabble posted:

lmao donald trump will not be president of the united states lmbo

of course not, he'll be the king

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president

MAJOR CITIES BY AND LARGE ARE NOT DONE REPORTING HOLY poo poo YOU TARDS

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp my neighbors are in a screaming match over trump/clinton. he's for him, and she's for her. cops are on the way.

This, but all of America.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:54

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Not a Step posted:

Hillary is not going to win.

Donald Trump is going to lose.

Hillary may be an enormous pile of rancid poo poo,

but Donald is worse.

And the margin by which Hillary is less putrid than Donald

Is the margin by which she is elected.

Hillary is not going to win.

She is simply going to lose less than Donald.

good gravy you must jack off w sandpaper

find a happy place you morose-ster

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:54

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

FYI meltdowners: Trump needs VA

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Killin_Like_Bronson posted:

Wtf is going on

Shook status: San Francisco.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:54

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

rabble rabble posted:

lmao donald trump will not be president of the united states lmbo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

IS the background image gone for everyone else?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Virginia looking like a hyper-narrow win for HRC, Wisconsin looking extremely bad.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Who's laughing at bill mitchell now???

Bill Mitchell's tweet about ignoring all polls was prescient. Bill Mitchell is a genius.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:54

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdIjG4V2Tm4

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 28 days!)

This election will be thrown to congress, so I want you all to practice these three words for the next four years:

"President Evan McMullen"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

ya gently caress this gonna give my dog a super long walk and at least come back to some certainty

good luck goons :<

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Jive posted:

You take that back she supports progressives and makes funny jokes and is an example for all women and was probably cool in college just like that girl I had a crush on in poly sci 301

Shes an Aryan cosplayer

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Philthy posted:

In 2012, the election was called almost immediately. I sat down to eat a burger and it was done and over.

I...have a different memory of how the night went, but I will concede that the election wasn't that high on my priority list

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I'M ARZYING. WE'RE hosed

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

Majestic: Mar 19, 2004; Don't listen to us!

We're fuckwits!!

Chris James 2 posted:

FYI meltdowners: Trump needs VA

Only if Clinton can hold Michigan.

Which, amazingly, seems to be in doubt.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

Wisconsin is fine. Trump still has a Waukesha problem.

Michigan is the state that's behaving strangely right now. Hold onto your britches and we'll find out how it lands.

If we win Michigan, do we still win?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Tonight was supposed to be fun

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Aaaand Clinton leads in Virginia :rolleyes:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

good God the Republican plot to get a supreme court nominee paid off

*drops gamecube controller as screen flashes* THIS ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Who's laughing at bill mitchell now???

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Schlonged Again: Jan 30, 2016

Joementum posted:

lol my gaze slowly panned over the faces and i loving cracked up when i got to eric

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Hobo Clown: Oct 16, 2012; Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.

"No way Hillary loses tonight you morons"
Trump wins Florida
"Jesus stop Arzying"
Trump wins North Carolina and Ohio
"Calm down! Is this your first election?"
Trump wins Virginia, New Hampshire and Nevada
"She's not owned! She's not owned!"
Trump sworn in as US President

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

lmao 4 more years of his stupid orange rear end lmaoo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Leading Virgina? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

exquisite tea posted:

Bill Mitchell's tweet about ignoring all polls was prescient. Bill Mitchell is a genius.

Halloween masks lead the way

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Venom Snake posted:

Okay so whats the solution? Dems need to nominate fascist lite?

Was that really what you thought was the alternative? The solution is to realize where pragmatic is. You talked all election long about how Bernie was way too leftist and that Clinton's policies are pragmatic and that her position is where the Americans feel comfortable but I think you all are doing what democrats always do and buying into the rhetoric on the right about leftists. America is actually a lot more comfortable with leftist policy than you guys give us credit for. So, you run moderates and you get a tepid response and then can't figure out why that is.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:55

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Chris James 2 posted:

FYI meltdowners: Trump needs VA

He doesn't. He can take Wisconsin.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

IS the background image gone for everyone else?

Yep. Forum can't take so much views in a month

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:56

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Shear Modulus posted:

i disagree with hillary on many policy positions but the number one thing i hate about her more than anything is that she cant 100% loving guarantee a trump loss

Could anyone have?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 03:57