TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

New Mexico for Clinton

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

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# ? May 18, 2024 03:33

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

The Glumslinger posted:

I'll be willing to admit I was a shook mess, but right now, I just need a place to vent. She'll pull it off, but I was hoping it would be a lot easier

Like, how are you gonna loving lose Florida?

Florida's a straight up dumpster fire, man.

Never count on us.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZKG6vj466g

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

The FBI won this election for Trump

I'm dying

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

1stGear posted:

Still loving amazing that Georgia hasn't been called.

Still counting metro Atlanta, same reason nothing else is called.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:04

SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

That DICK! posted:

Please quote me and make me feel good

i love u

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

we're all gonna die

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Acebuckeye13 posted:

When Wayne County goes red, you have my permission to arzy.

It's not red. It's just not as blue as before. That's a big big problem.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

ATP_Power: Jun 12, 2010; This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nEf2nuH_Xc&hd=1

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Quidam Viator posted:

WHO WINS OR LOSES NO LONGER MATTERS.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE SHOOK.

MY ACCOUNT IS ALREADY TOXXED. I HAVE NO HORSE IN THIS RACE. IF TRUMP WINS, I DISAPPEAR, AND YOU CAN ACT LIKE I WAS WRONG ALL THE TIME, INSANE ALL THE TIME.

WHEN YOU RESORT TO THAT SELF-SOOTHING, THE MARK OF A PSYCHIATRICALLY DAMAGED MOTHERFUCKER, IT WILL ONLY BE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT I WAS NOT RIGHT: I CLAIMED THAT CHAOS AND COLLAPSE WERE ABOUT TO SEIZE YOUR loving NATION BECAUSE OF YOUR COMPLACENCY.

YOU SAID I WAS WRONG.

YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE AN EASY WIN. YOU SAID RATIONAL POLITICS AS USUAL WOULD PREVAIL.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS OR LOSES.

YOUR SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE, AND YOU WILL SUFFER THROUGH THAT COLLAPSE IN YOUR LIFETIME.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT. TIME FOR A RADICAL CORRECTION OF GLOBAL DISASTER. TIME FOR THE CORRECTION OF MASS HYSTERIA.

YOU DID NOT ACT IN TIME. I AM GLAD TO DIE IN ORDER THAT YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.

YOU MOCKED AND IGNORED THE MESSENGER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

ENJOY YOUR OUTCOME. COMFORT YOURSELVES. SOOTHE YOURSELVES. IT'S ALL GOING TO BE JUST OK. EVERYTHING WILL BE OK, AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE, KEEP MODERATE, DON'T ACCELERATE, AND BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE.

JUST BREATHE. THAT'S RIGHT. BREATHE.

Shut the gently caress up, op

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Meridian posted:

Is this actually close?

yes

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

heeheex2 posted:

are you guys.... arzying??

this is to go further beyond

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/796185178955714560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2FDPgvm2l0

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

NM for Clinton

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

The ride is only starting

Jeb! Repetition posted:

No.Just someone trusted to have leftist policies policies who's not a warmonger.

Turn out is way up. All of the dem voting blocks went for her bigly (more than ever before in some cases). What we are seeing is not a case of Clinton being a bad candidate. What we are seeing is that America wants fascism

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I-Fo_JtvtQ

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Hydrocodone: Sep 26, 2007

NBC: "And you voted here in PA?"
1: "Illinois."
NBC: "2, did you?"
2: "I'm not American."

Top-tier coverage.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

triple sulk posted:

i blame comey

If Trump wins Jim Comey is going to go down in history with Benedict Arnold and Robert Best.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

blue squares posted:

The gently caress is taking New Hampshire so long

Trump performing well in counties Obama won 2012 according to Nate Silver. poo poo is hosed in other words.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

I really should not be watching any news right now. They are reporting on states with only 30% in. This is insane and I am honestly shook and I did not expect to be.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuR_ALpzG9s

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:05

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Von Sloneker posted:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

meat CRime: Jun 12, 2010; ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage; Grimey Drawer

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

america sure is racist!!!!!

MadJackal posted:

You roleplay online as an idiot. (I invite everyone to look at your post history.)

You could be anyone here, and you chose to say dumb things on purpose. Because of laughs?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Basically every nightmare I've had for the past three months is happening, except this is real life. We are so hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

yea florida done, broward 98% in, clinton still down by 130k

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

You guys are okay. It was nice knowing you

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

I was deep in the whiskey and now I feel like I should start making coffee.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

gregday: May 23, 2003

NYT 69% Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

apparently picking Kaine was actually necessary to win Virginia holy poo poo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796187023107387393

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

There is not enough alcohol in the world for this, but dammit I will try and find it.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Quidam Viator posted:

WHO WINS OR LOSES NO LONGER MATTERS.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE SHOOK.

MY ACCOUNT IS ALREADY TOXXED. I HAVE NO HORSE IN THIS RACE. IF TRUMP WINS, I DISAPPEAR, AND YOU CAN ACT LIKE I WAS WRONG ALL THE TIME, INSANE ALL THE TIME.

WHEN YOU RESORT TO THAT SELF-SOOTHING, THE MARK OF A PSYCHIATRICALLY DAMAGED MOTHERFUCKER, IT WILL ONLY BE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT I WAS NOT RIGHT: I CLAIMED THAT CHAOS AND COLLAPSE WERE ABOUT TO SEIZE YOUR loving NATION BECAUSE OF YOUR COMPLACENCY.

YOU SAID I WAS WRONG.

YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE AN EASY WIN. YOU SAID RATIONAL POLITICS AS USUAL WOULD PREVAIL.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS OR LOSES.

YOUR SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE, AND YOU WILL SUFFER THROUGH THAT COLLAPSE IN YOUR LIFETIME.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT. TIME FOR A RADICAL CORRECTION OF GLOBAL DISASTER. TIME FOR THE CORRECTION OF MASS HYSTERIA.

YOU DID NOT ACT IN TIME. I AM GLAD TO DIE IN ORDER THAT YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.

YOU MOCKED AND IGNORED THE MESSENGER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

ENJOY YOUR OUTCOME. COMFORT YOURSELVES. SOOTHE YOURSELVES. IT'S ALL GOING TO BE JUST OK. EVERYTHING WILL BE OK, AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE, KEEP MODERATE, DON'T ACCELERATE, AND BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE.

JUST BREATHE. THAT'S RIGHT. BREATHE.

Sir, as I keep telling you, this is an Arby's drive thru and our shake machine is still broken.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

sincx: Jul 13, 2012; furiously masturbating to anime titties

When will MI, PA, WI results be close-to-final?

I need to know when I lost all my predictit money.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:06

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

you'll cowards don't even smoke elections

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

trump is losing virginia!

LEND HIM YOUR ENERGY GOONS

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:08

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

She FREAALLLY needs to win north carolina

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:08

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

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Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

TyroneGoldstein posted:

2002 reg date. You're in your 30's right? Maybe late? Maybe later than that? How can you say that with what's going on right now.. You have to have remembered 2000.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:07

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