TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Erebus posted:

well whatever happens we tried our best

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/796169187882369024

oh no

thats bad

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 04:38

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 22 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xE5f62vPOo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Constant Hamprince posted:

This isn't very night crew, but I advise you all to stop drinking if you are. We need to be strong and clear-minded tonight.

to do what, exactly

drink drink drink drink

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Can we move to dwarf land?

It seems more stable than the real world. You know where you stand with a well-torn body part.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

OK OK OK

I know that Trump's getting all the garbage states with no population but talk me down because gently caress

you're a 49ers fan

so no

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

Squalid: Nov 4, 2008

Erebus posted:

well whatever happens we tried our best

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/796169187882369024

THis is more disturbing than anything else so far tonight

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

bowser: Apr 7, 2007

We're gonna lose the loving senate. The next 4 years are going to be insufferable :smithicide:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol trump is up nearly 10% in ohio and loving winning virginia

good job nominating a terrible disaster of a candidate dems

Martin O'Malley: If Only You Had Listened

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Teikanmi posted:

Surprise guys America is more bigoted than anyone thought

I'm writing a Tumblr post about this now, should come in handy in 2020

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

If HRC wins (and I think she will) I think she's one term and out. She'll never manage to win a race against a competent non-rapist centrist GOP candidate.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

gregday: May 23, 2003

NYT 77% Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Irony.or.Death posted:

anti-arzy squad checking in, everyone chill and drink more

I'm trying my friend, I'm trying, but there's only one bottle of beer left! Everyone else has been consumed! I can't... I can't keep this up much longer!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

Majestic posted:

Stop posting about loving dwarf fortress, jesus christ.

gently caress you

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Irony.or.Death: Apr 1, 2009

Constant Hamprince posted:

This isn't very night crew, but I advise you all to stop drinking if you are. We need to be strong and clear-minded tonight.

never stop drinking

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Erebus posted:

well whatever happens we tried our best

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/796169187882369024

Welp we are hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so are we hosed or not?

trump hasn't won Penn so no

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:12

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

We're heading for a whole lot of darkness. I need to get out of here ASAP.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Dante80 posted:

Just woke up. America, what the gently caress have you done?

Seriously though. Can somebody tell me what is happening? I'm a filthy European and don't understand how this works (is Trump winning now? is it a tie/derby/too close to call?)

Have you ever heard the phrase 'too close for comfort'? This phrase describes the geography of Canada, my home.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Old Story posted:

Lmao a good day to be a filthy non-american

We're as hosed too. Maybe even more with the USA having Putin's friend in charge.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Is Michigan completely gone?????

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Quidam Viator posted:

WHEN YOU RESORT TO THAT SELF-SOOTHING, THE MARK OF A PSYCHIATRICALLY DAMAGED MOTHERFUCKER, IT WILL ONLY BE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT I WAS NOT RIGHT: I CLAIMED THAT CHAOS AND COLLAPSE WERE ABOUT TO SEIZE YOUR loving NATION BECAUSE OF YOUR COMPLACENCY.

YOUR SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE, AND YOU WILL SUFFER THROUGH THAT COLLAPSE IN YOUR LIFETIME.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT. TIME FOR A RADICAL CORRECTION OF GLOBAL DISASTER. TIME FOR THE CORRECTION OF MASS HYSTERIA.

YOU DID NOT ACT IN TIME. I AM GLAD TO DIE IN ORDER THAT YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.

No seriously one time I was convinced that I was the Beast of the Apocalypse and that my mere existence on earth meant that we were all doomed

And you're sounding just a tiiiinnnnyyyyyyy bit crazier

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

my lungs u cant breath it feels like a witch is sitting on my chest

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

GlyphGryph posted:

I think we should upgrade all the Clinton bans to permabans unless they repent right now, shoudl Trump win.

im already perma'd. ride or die bitch there are no stops on this rollercoaster

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

MShadowy: Sep 30, 2013; dammit eyes don't work that way!; Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

america sure is racist!!!!!

Sadly, yes.

weekly font posted:

You guys are okay. It was nice knowing you

It's been a pleasure /salute

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

PA looks ok

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

I am going to go take my meds and consider getting very, very drunk. I wanted to stay stone sober tonight to witness history of a good kind, and instead I am terrified.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

M... M... Mr. Brexit???

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Rastor posted:

using the nyt map the way it is now it comes down to nevada, whoever wins nevada, wins

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Decius posted:

Yeah, well we expected her to win with 3-5 % so that's not exactly reassuring.

caifornia is the most populous state

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

This fine everything is fine.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

congrats to Bill Mitchell's Halloween mask model

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:13

The Wiggly Wizard: Aug 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceocNS-toDk

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

You all shook af. An embarrassment.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Vox Nihili posted:

Wisconsin gonna defect. So many lovely rural whites. I can loving taste it.

Walker's been loving with the state pretty fiercely too so honestly who the hell knows at this point. :shrug:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

MMMMM SHAKE IT BABY

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Forum's going to be a ghost town after all the toxxy come latelys in the HRC Toxx thread get banned.

A ghost town full of racists...

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:15

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Both of my roommates are women of color, and they're freaking the gently caress out right now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:14

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Jay-V posted:

The funny thing is, 538 has improved clinton's chances to 72%. so if you think nate was un-shook all along, you should take comfort in his in-the-moment projections

edit: oops nvm: "As a reminder, the odds you see on the right-hand side of this page are based only on pre-election projections and called states. Clinton isn�t really a 73 percent favorite right now � Trump holds narrow leads in many swing states, some of which are likely to be called for him eventually, so her actual odds are probably lower."

I've been laughing at Nate Silver for months now and I'm willing to admit he was right.

Shook Nate Was Right.

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babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

so senate i gone for sure right?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 04:15

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