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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha
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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

 I'm arzying. Honestly arzying about mi

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ProletaRIOT
Aug 1, 2016
 Kill whitey

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

 I closed the tears twitters....

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Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

weekly font posted:

We are hosed. It's been a cool run folks. Time to die.

gently caress everything, I'm drinking

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
stock market futures are about to be motherfuckin' halted if they slide a bit more

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Star
Jul 15, 2005

Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.
Fallen Rib
Is NH expected to go to Trump? Seems wrong...

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Constant Hamprince posted:

I'll take a ban if it means Clinton wins.

Do you hear me God?

This is me bargaining.

Help us.

Put your loving milk down.

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Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

nachos posted:

This is absolutely insane lmao this complete dumpster is going to lose the popular vote, run the worst campaign of all time, break his party in half, and come away with all 3 branches of govt and the supreme court
I'm blaming some of this on Democrats.

Vox Nihili posted:

Upshot gives Trump an 86% chance now. Entire rust belt defecting hard. History will remember our failures today.
Michael Moore called the rust belt poo poo.

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
25 minutes until Stephen Colbert comes to save me from my panicking.

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Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

 say MI is lost, couldn't wins in AZ, NV compensate?

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comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


 MI deciding our fate poo poo thats where I heard the most worry about the firewall

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Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
loving. Everything.

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Schnorkles posted:

Michigan is really not looking good. Cohn's forecast is a little too certain, but the numbers just arent there in Detroit.

I tried. This is making my anxiety worse. I should have done more.

Fidel Castronaut fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Nov 9, 2016

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 oh good

also

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796193982980259841

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

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Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx

Chris James 2 posted:

Nate less shook than yall rn. I ain't worried about 270, I'm worried about how close the final total will be

go to 270towin.com

Put WI into uncertain, then give Trump Florida and NC. Go ahead and give PA to Clinton.

Given that, why are you not shook?

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Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
ads don't matter. Polling doesn't matter. Ground game doesn't matter, broad base support doesn't matter.

Run on Hate. Run on Fear.

God bless America

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
why the gently caress did we ever doubt nate silver?

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Quidam Viator posted:


With all three branches under R control, the party will coalesce again to hold on to them. That's not really the breakdown you want, is it?

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 Some guy named David Will is on Fox. He stole Liam Neeson's voice

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
so when do i start posting the picture of my trump vote to all my chicago friends wahahaha

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

 NBC called CO for Clinton

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Schnorkles posted:

its not 100%, but i think i am going to go hide

I think we're all making our exit plans as we speak.

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

say MI is lost, couldn't wins in AZ, NV compensate?

if arizona and nevada wins it for clinton, just amazing

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuZyMx2NXZM

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Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
If you ever wanted to watch a whole country suck start a shotgun then you are gonna love this election.

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Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
so uhh.. if Trump just like.. refuses to pay our national debt.. is that a good thing?

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ploots
Mar 19, 2010

ProletaRIOT posted:

Kill whitey
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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
gently caress Comey and gently caress any news outlet that focused on EMAILSSSSSSS over Trump's actual crimes

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Direwolf
Aug 16, 2004
Fwar

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

say MI is lost, couldn't wins in AZ, NV compensate?

if we lose MI we're not winning AZ

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
She got Obamad again policy means poo poo just promise everything.

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SuperMarrio
Mar 26, 2005

Those who live by capitalism must be prepared to die by it.



 https://youtu.be/72TJ-aWAA9k

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Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Confounding Factor posted:

I'm blaming some of this on Democrats.

B-b-b-bakana!!

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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
COLORADO

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Blurred posted:

Yeah, it's over. She needs to win all of MI, WI, PA, NH and NV and that's not looking good.

Goodnight goons.

She will. Calm down.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Yikes Michigan

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Sinistral
Jan 2, 2013
 Well poo poo. We had a good run I guess

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WEH
Feb 22, 2009

 Settle the gently caress down and face death with honor

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Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

mastershakeman posted:

even if hillary wins she's the worst candidate in history its so phenomenal

its funny because back in the dem primary thread a lot of bernie supporters called this and they were called idiots

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 We need another Sherman to clean up the south. I truthfully didn't think it would be nearly this close.

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