TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Anyone who says "they aren't racist!!! Obama 2008 and 2012!!!" must never have heard the utterance "one of the good ones."

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:47

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:53

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Vladimir Putin posted:

hahaha. American rural whites do not want socialized health care even if it benefits them. We had to fight 6+ years to hold on to ACA. They don't want any of that. They just want to turn back the clock.

I was thinking it was a good time to open a steel mill in Youngstown now that we're liberated of all this pesky regulation.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

rudatron posted:

it took you this long to learn

it took for this to happen, for you to accept that you were wrong

you weren't willing to accept it before, you were too arrogant, too prideful

you didn't see the writing on the wall

you helped the nazi get in

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

God drat, CNN is in full on apocalypse mode now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol trump is going to win the EC and lose the popular vote once cali comes in

yuuuuuuup

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:47

UntrainedEye: Jul 6, 2006

May you live in interesting times.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly040609a.htm

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

I can't loving handle this poo poo

God drat America

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

If only we had admonished the whites harder

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

DarkCrawler posted:

Seriously, this is the biggest transformative experience in my life

gently caress politics

gently caress following them

gently caress the news

gently caress the world

gently caress everything

I am just going to graduate into some job that lets me feed on the misery of this world because that is apparently the only way you can survive in the 21st century

gently caress the united states

This is the only reality. Embrace it.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

change my name posted:

All I can do is laugh, I forgot I work on climate change stuff for the government right now lol

I really wish you could have kept working on climate change stuff. We are so hosed.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Brannock posted:

you loving garbage shills. you hosed up. screaming continually for the genocide of whites, screaming for #ItsHerTurn

wow holy poo poo the whites turned out to vote for their own perceived interests. absolutely unexpected. and now, you, you are responsible for President Donald Trump

go gently caress yourself recursively

Oh, word? Tell us about white genocide

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so wait, was the election rigged or not? im confused

Probably but it doesn't matter.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

two years of this poo poo

the worst possible outcome

gently caress this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Brannock posted:

you loving garbage shills. you hosed up. screaming continually for the genocide of whites, screaming for #ItsHerTurn

wow holy poo poo the whites turned out to vote for their own perceived interests. absolutely unexpected. and now, you, you are responsible for President Donald Trump

go gently caress yourself recursively

Perceived. They hosed themselves as much as they hosed us. We're all going down.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

slave to my cravings posted:

i would hate to be a liberal cleveland indians fan right abuot now

Independent fairly liberal Cubs fan, world series feels like 3 years ago, world war feels like 3 months from now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Shageletic posted:

This will be a learning experience.

Yea, go full racist.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Winkie01 posted:

"not a 90%+ race" not a 90%+ race!!", nate continues to insist as he slowly loses hair and transforms into a mess

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

donald trump is going to shave hillary clinton's head at Wrestlemania

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

crabcakes66 posted:

NASA's earth sciences is going to get gutted. That's for sure.

yup, eat poo poo Earth havers

it was nice while it lasted

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/mikememoli/status/796227645981786114

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Vladimir Putin posted:

hahaha. American rural whites do not want socialized health care even if it benefits them. We had to fight 6+ years to hold on to ACA. They don't want any of that. They just want to turn back the clock.

the tennessee valley authority was a mistake

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

itskage: Aug 26, 2003

Tiler Kiwi posted:

ah, going back to a Republican stronghold, then

What? Isn't that a progressive issue? Don't conservatives look at it all life is sacred and god forbids it, suck it up and live through your excruciating pain and suffocate on your own lung fluid you pussy, be a man!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:48

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

So it really does seem that the Oregon wildlife militants walking via jury nullification really was a sign of how hosed up the US is. The white wing is going to be lynching minorities to make up for decades of lost time. If I had access to nukes I'd hit that launch button like the fist of an angry god.

Looking forward to seeing President Trump pardon Cliven Bundy and posthumously award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Finnicum. :v:

Zaphod42 posted:

I feel really bad for all the people with pending lawsuits against Trump. I mean that's just not even fair.

And poo poo, the women who he raped. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

In unrelated news, Trump fires everyone from the DoJ who just happened to be working on his lawsuits.

euphronius posted:

Good in a way

At least the GOP will own the next four years

Just like they have in Kansas, Wisconsin, and every other state they've hosed for a generation or more, right?

The Dems will still get blamed by white trash idiots and in 4 years minorities are going to be lucky if they can even vote because there sure as poo poo won't be a SCOTUS to rule against blatant suppression.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

Captain Internet posted:

Can someone tell me how cutting corporate taxes is going to bring unskilled labor jobs to an expensive, under qualified workforce with higher real estate and cost of goods than emerging nations? Anyone?

It won't, but reality isn't important to the kind of dumbass who votes for Trump.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

nachos posted:

I've been wrong about literally everything so welp maybe something good will come out of this. Republicans have free reign to do whatever they want with the country for 4 years and are going to own all of it so let's see if they are capable of passing their own bills now.

Nah, they're just going to accuse the minorities and gays and every other out group for causing their magical republican times to fail

The trumpster ran out all the intelligent people in the party, it's held entirely by the moron lobby now and they're going to spend the next four years running us into the ditch and blaming Obama for everything that goes wrong

And millions of people in our country and elsewhere are going to get poo poo on and millions more elsewhere are going to suffer because apparently a fascist with no policies is fine to enough Americans to get elected

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Shageletic posted:

I've been wrong for two years and 76 pages of posts.

as one of the biggest shills of all, you deserve your comeuppance

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

trump up 36k in pa, jill stein has 46k votes fuckin lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Trump going after Hillary to throw her in jail is going to be surreal.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Brannock posted:

you loving garbage shills. you hosed up. screaming continually for the genocide of whites, screaming for #ItsHerTurn

wow holy poo poo the whites turned out to vote for their own perceived interests. absolutely unexpected. and now, you, you are responsible for President Donald Trump

go gently caress yourself recursively

You continue to be one of the dumbest people on Something Awful. Congratulations.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Brannock posted:

you loving garbage shills. you hosed up. screaming continually for the genocide of whites, screaming for #ItsHerTurn.

wow holy poo poo the whites turned out to vote for their own perceived interests. absolutely unexpected. and now, you, you are responsible for President Donald Trump

go gently caress yourself recursively

This, but ironically.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

euphronius posted:

Where were these voters in 2012

Once again, Romney did not explicitly promise to get rid of all the non-white people.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

Boner Zone: Jan 14, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo

nerve posted:

sorry about your dead dog

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

drat dude

Tzen posted:

god drat

ThndrShk2k posted:

sorry to hear that

i think it left me more prepared for this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/796218861507014656

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

"it's too bad we weren't nicer to the bigots!"

dta

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:49

SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KaT50V9mGU

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

We were all so wrong, and now we're all so totally hosed. Sorry world.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

euphronius posted:

Where were these voters in 2012

The thing is probably that a lot of 2012 voters didn't turn out this time around

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

Mr. Jive posted:

If only we had admonished the whites harder

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

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Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

The one olive branch I will throw to the Hillfolks is that I hope the Bernie guys who are planning to be faithless electors rethink that. Combined with some faithless electors on the Trump side, maybe we can stop World War/Civil War/Greatest Depression 2k17.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 06:50

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