TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/Daroff/status/796245910216908800

bull loving poo poo

Hillary, you march your drunk rear end out there and loving concede

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:41

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Main Paineframe posted:

Yes I'm sure your failure of a candidate would have done better against the best candidate of all time

Bernie was a pathetic fuckup who couldn't execute half the campaign Hillary did, couldn't appeal to any demo except the ones Trump already had more appeal with, and all he ended up doing was being a walking talking excuse for registered-D shitheads to vote Trump

Don't worry, Bernie will have his chance to fail in four years, because I can't possibly see the Clinton dynasty surviving in politics after this

You still elected Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Louisgod posted:

They're going to contest it, aren't they? They're going to demand recounts, aren't they?

Why concede when most network haven't even called it yet? Even if the writing is on the wall, it's not necessary for the campaign to jump the gun.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:06

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Main Paineframe posted:

there isn't really much that can be done to help him, short of poo poo he'll reject and that won't make much difference anyway, like career training

the reason trump won that demo was because he was willing and able to convincingly lie to them and told them there were easy solutions to all their problems

There are easy solutions to all their problems, but they're socialist.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
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Terrain. Terrain. Pull up. Pull up

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Slow Graffiti: Feb 1, 2003; Born of Frustration

As an added insult, they need to find someway to get transport from the Javits Center. Bon chance!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:06

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Nonsense posted:

I'm sorry I ever confused you with a salty Hillbot. There is much to be done. It begins tomorrow.

I'm legitimately hurt by this. Why did you think this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Strom Thermos: Sep 18, 2004

Losing for 8 years loving straight

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:06

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

kibaces posted:

Looking forward to ser ghouli giulani back at the government

Seriously all of Trumps cabinet are people who have been wandering around doing nothing for the last couple of years.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:06

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

Ugh

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:06

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

really wanna give van jones a hug right now

he's probably a good hugger

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

if clinton kills trump can obama pardon her?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

mmmmm good. conceding now would be the adult and righat thing to do whiich clearly doesn't work. play the 3rd world dictator game hill u know u can do it never concede i say this unironically because now that trump's president, well gently caress it yknow

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

mcbexx posted:

Appropriate if true.

(Because ~~you're~~ we're hosed)

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

"Corey you're being a horrible person right now"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Brother Entropy posted:

really wanna give van jones a hug right now

he's probably a good hugger

van jones is a cool dude. i hope he stays well.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

"You're being a horrible person right now" - Van Jones to Corey

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

We warned you about Clintons. We told you dog! We told you abou Clintons.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

gently caress I can't sleep

time to relive the Bush Years but x10^20 I guess

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

It will be really interesting to see how this affects the approach people take to ground game in the future. I mean what was basically the most comprehensive, well-funded, and well-staffed GOTV campaigns in history flopped against a guy who set up Potemkin village campaign offices while actively attempting to insult and alienate every voting bloc besides white men.

social. media.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

lol at hillary not conceding

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Oh Snapple! posted:

I'm legitimately hurt by this. Why did you think this .

I think I probated you once for salt, because I misread your post.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

LOL still chanting "lock her up".

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Four years of the filthy control left screaming "Genocide every last white person" and the result is electing Donald Trump

And the response is to double down on blaming whites

You loving idiots

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

mcbexx posted:

Appropriate if true.

(Because ~~you're~~ we're hosed)

it... it means something...

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

clinton 100 percent pulled a romney and didn't write a concession speech

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:07

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

sugar free jazz posted:

mmmmm good. conceding now would be the adult and righat thing to do whiich clearly doesn't work. play the 3rd world dictator game hill u know u can do it never concede i say this unironically because now that trump's president, well gently caress it yknow

she will concede but it's just that right now she's probably literally crawling up in fetal position reliving traumatic childhood memories in front of her aids

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:09

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

My friend in the South had to lie to her parents and say she voted 3rd party :smith:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

Nairbo: Jan 2, 2005

LOL

Clinton supporters blaming the media for this loss according to TYT

Maybe your candidate sucked and wasn't appealing so you lost to a conman fake billionaire

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:09

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Malloc Voidstar posted:

if clinton kills trump can obama pardon her?

I seriously think the answer is yes.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:09

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Ugggggghhhhh so loving mad I have to post this but

are there any states in recount range?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:09

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

is this seriously not getting called tonight

gently caress me it's a god drat coin flip and it landed on the edge!!!!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

my brain can't take all the irony that has occurred over the past 6 hours

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Brannock posted:

four years of the ctrl-left screaming for the genocide of whites

and whites turn out to vote for themselves

what the gently caress did you expect you loving idiots

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:09

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

Man, this was Hillary's last chance to become president. I don't blame her for not giving a concession speech.

Hell, I wouldn't even blame Trump if he did the same thing.

I mean, I'd laugh at him, sure. But I wouldn't blame him.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 08:08