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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

suboptimal posted:

Wonder if Chuck Tingle has a title ready to drop tomorrow, maybe "My Belly Bump From Being Pounded in the Rump by Trump's Plump Stump: Turned Gay Pregnant by the Prospect of a Trump Presidency."

Zeris was unable to sleep until you helped him solve this tyfys 07

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Reverand maynard posted:

No its pretty gently caress easy to do that it just means that title extends to most of the citizens.

We already discussed this.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

glad my clinton vote in ct did so much good

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


so the show with victory/concession speeches is being delayed until tomorrow morning at best

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

no bones about it posted:

God drat this is the most hosed up thing, how in the gently caress do I deal with my co-workers now because they're all hardcore trumpers gently caress this gay earth.

I swear to god I am getting the gently caress out of the south and never coming back. I voted for hildawg even though it made zero difference in the Georgia vote.

Re-examining your own thought process rather than just reassuring yourself that everyone that disagrees with you is stupid would be a more intelligent course of action.

I voted for Johnson purely in hopes they'd get funding next cycle and shake this whole mess up, but frankly this "fear" every time the Democrats lose a race is precisely what's the problem. The identity politics of the left are wrong. Period. End of story. The problem in this country isn't "bigotry"; it's the inability of the left to build a case based on anything but bigotry - and this country with a left that can't form a cogent platform without demonizing its opponents based on identity is grim indeed. There are better hills for the left to die on than its ability to arbitrarily designate anything it doesn't like as "Racist". or whatever.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
what the gently caress, America?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vasudus posted:

Dear Cox Communications,

2:10am after the worst human being in the history of American politics gets elected is not a good time to conduct a test of the emergency broadcast system.

I legit think my heart skipped a beat.

They're just prepping for actually having to use it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

bye obamacare

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Trump literally began his campaign by calling Mexicans rapists.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Pinning my hopes on Russian interference.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lol american visits to NZ real estate sites are up by 140%

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

no bones about it posted:

They're just prepping for actually having to use it.

I seriously just kinda sighed and said "fuckers are fast too" right as my heart rate jumped to like 200bpm for a second.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Trump arrived at his HQ I think? Someone is speaking at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrj_lx2O7w

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It occurs to me that instead of pacing around all drat night for the results, I should've been reading this thread!

Sure beats moping around about it. I still need to make my CFC elections this year, looks like I'm increasing my Planned Parenthood donation.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I guess on the bright side, Lowtax is going to make enough money from Clinton toxxers to keep this dead gay website running until 2020.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol: Now that Podesta told everyone to go home, the forums are running smooth again.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


in case it wasn't obvious

https://twitter.com/AP/status/796253849497571328
https://twitter.com/RFERL/status/796254364180549632

can we stop now

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



God drat it all

timma85
Feb 13, 2006
A terrible end to a terrible election.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





well this sucks

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
This stupid country deserves it

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Barry and Trump should be meeting on Thursday (I really want to be there when they do)

Unless Hillary doesn't concede I suppose.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
It's going to be exciting as we transform into Russia circa 2009.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Clinton 2020! Don't take no for an answer!

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
its going to be an interesting four years that's for sure

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

can't stop laughing

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





oh how i would love to be a fly on the wall in that meeting

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

clinton called trump

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
She just conceded via phone call per cnn

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Syrian Lannister posted:

She just conceded via phone call per cnn

holy poo poo

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Syrian Lannister posted:

She just conceded via phone call per cnn

Wasn't expecting a concession that fast.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
and so hillary clinton was never seen nor heard from again

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Syrian Lannister posted:

She just conceded via phone call per cnn

Well at least I can get some sleep soon.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

at least ma has legal weed now

gonna be making some trips up the mass pike asap

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
gently caress. everything my family has worked so goddamned hard to achieve just died in front of my eyes tonight.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Vasudus posted:

and so hillary clinton was never seen nor heard from again

Trump Supermax in Manhattan doesn't go up until January

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
AP was the first outlet to announce Trump won and it took them a good 30 minutes after the 270 mark was confirmed beaten before they announced it.

Literally no one in their right mind wants this.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

msnbc just reported it

hearing brian williams whisper jesus under his breath all night has been sobering

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


vice president elect Mike Pence is speaking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrj_lx2O7w

looooooooooool

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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
it's pretty appropriate that this poo poo should happen on the ninth of november, or 9/11 :911:

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