TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/steveweinstein/status/796392248485154817

didn't the electoral college exist because of slavery

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:42

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Senf posted:

They're already holding parades!

https://twitter.com/kelbi1lewis/status/796341784448208896

You all deserve this, gently caress everything, nothing matters

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

eightpole posted:

White women are loving retards

Turns out a lot of white women view themselves as white first and women second. shocking i know

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:15

Pook Good Mook: Aug 6, 2013; ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Schnorkles posted:

There is some strong instutionalism in the GOP old guard in the senate still, I think. But they'll nuke the fillibuster if the Dems do what they did.

Can't stop that I guess. But you know what, let them. Then standing filibuster every loving thing, get on the news so people have something to remember when, oh poo poo, their healthcare costs go up.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

INFO POST

The Estonian national government has collapsed after a vote of no confidence. There will automatically be an election. Estonia has a 25% population of Russians. Estonia has an electronic voting system (afaik) and has been subject of Russian cyberwarfare in the past. There are pro-Russian political parties.

It's on.

Oh boy....

make russia greater again!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:15

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Schnorkles posted:

I think there might be an olive branch if they keep it to up and down votes and don't require cloture on everything, but if they stonewall its gone in the first month

Couldn't a vote on getting rid of filibusters itself be filibustered?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

ChainsawCharlie posted:

Man, if I'm snowden right now I would be getting the gently caress out of dodge because the first thing Putin will do is hand him back.

Obama should just pardon him, because nothing matters.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

orange sky posted:

Classy.

I'm fascinated by this. How the gently caress was this possible.

I was going to make an autopsy thread about what I think happened from an internal view but eh.

Nobody takes fascism seriously until it's to late. The Clintons are 100% hosed. Question is does someone else take charge to lead a political resistance or do we just wait for it all to end.

Venom Snake fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Nov 9, 2016

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

The truth is, I'm already sort of rationalizing this, and I think I will basically be fine. But the reasons I think I will be fine are probably the reasons that other white women actually broke for Trump.

I'm employed, I'm white, I'm attractive, I was raised with "manners", my family has money, and my dad always sighs and comes through when his daughter wants something. I mentioned earlier that I own the same lion plush as Barron Trump, and I guess ultimately I'm realizing what other white women were thinking. Ha ha, stupid Pick. There was a lifestyle to protect! You donate $20 every year to Heifer International to pretend you care about poors and then you spend of the time knocking back bottles of wine and cheating on your husband when he's at work. Oh but I was naive.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:14

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

INFO POST

The Estonian national government has collapsed after a vote of no confidence. There will automatically be an election. Estonia has a 25% population of Russians. Estonia has an electronic voting system (afaik) and has been subject of Russian cyberwarfare in the past. There are pro-Russian political parties.

It's on.

Oh boy....

This has more to do with the fact that estonia's president, Puppey, had been assisting in keeping his esports teammates from being paid their winnings

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:15

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Cardinal Ximenez posted:

I don't know how to feel that my now-infamous, lovely, post-suicidal GBS 2.0 rant has become more and more a portent of the terrifying future.

WE WILL NOT YIELD

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:16

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Neurolimal posted:

Holy lmao, not even bankers are comforting her

this is what undying loyalty to wall street earns: bus tire tracks on your back

Coffee is for closers

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:15

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

quote:

Morning After To-Do List:
1. Take over the Democratic Party and return it to the people. They have failed us miserably.
2. Fire all pundits, predictors, pollsters and anyone else in the media who had a narrative they wouldn't let go of and refused to listen to or acknowledge what was really going on. Those same bloviators will now tell us we must "heal the divide" and "come together." They will pull more hooey like that out of their rear end in the days to come. Turn them off.
3. Any Democratic member of Congress who didn't wake up this morning ready to fight, resist and obstruct in the way Republicans did against President Obama every day for eight full years must step out of the way and let those of us who know the score lead the way in stopping the meanness and the madness that's about to begin.
4. Everyone must stop saying they are "stunned" and "shocked". What you mean to say is that you were in a bubble and weren't paying attention to your fellow Americans and their despair. YEARS of being neglected by both parties, the anger and the need for revenge against the system only grew. Along came a TV star they liked whose plan was to destroy both parties and tell them all "You're fired!" Trump's victory is no surprise. He was never a joke. Treating him as one only strengthened him. He is both a creature and a creation of the media and the media will never own that.
5. You must say this sentence to everyone you meet today: "HILLARY CLINTON WON THE POPULAR VOTE!" The MAJORITY of our fellow Americans preferred Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump. Period. Fact. If you woke up this morning thinking you live in an effed-up country, you don't. The majority of your fellow Americans wanted Hillary, not Trump. The only reason he's president is because of an arcane, insane 18th-century idea called the Electoral College. Until we change that, we'll continue to have presidents we didn't elect and didn't want. You live in a country where a majority of its citizens have said they believe there's climate change, they believe women should be paid the same as men, they want a debt-free college education, they don't want us invading countries, they want a raise in the minimum wage and they want a single-payer true universal health care system. None of that has changed. We live in a country where the majority agree with the "liberal" position. We just lack the liberal leadership to make that happen (see: #1 above).

Let's try to get this all done by noon today.
-- Michael Moore

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:15

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Agrajag posted:

You all deserve this, gently caress everything, nothing matters

haha yeah blacks and hispanics deserve the third (maybe fourth? idk) coming of the kkk!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:16

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Admiral Ray posted:

More white women see Clinton as a terrible criminal that supported her rapist husband through multiple investigations. Trump has allegations, sure, but the Clinton's are widely seen as criminals.

I don't think you really know what you're talking about and are in denial about the Hillary campaign being loving oblivious to what most Americans care about these days

Like it's fine if you wanna write off whiteys and retreat into your hobbit hole but that's apparently not a good strategy for winning elections in which whiteys are (however regrettably) a large part of the constituency

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:17

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Vox Nihili posted:

willfully blind.

Yep

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:16

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Paul Ryan talking about "working together to bridge the divide as we do after every election"

:ironicat:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:17

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 8 days!

Let's keep an eye out for Melania blinking out "help me" in morse at the inauguration.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Darkman Fanpage posted:

haha yeah blacks and hispanics deserve the third (maybe fourth? idk) coming of the kkk!

I think it may even be fifth

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:17

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

Venom Snake posted:

I was going to make an autopsy thread about what I think happened from an internal view but eh.

do it, wanna hear

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:18

kibaces: Jul 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/SJohnsonWPR/status/796369003325325312

fever dream

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:18

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Alright Trump, let's get to work, keep these jobs!
https://twitter.com/pzf/status/796398964451016704

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:18

Yudo: May 15, 2003

kibaces posted:

https://twitter.com/SJohnsonWPR/status/796369003325325312

fever dream

oh god no please no

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:18

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Don't worry tho the FBI has the kkk infiltrated and on lock down

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:18

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

vyelkin posted:

im sorry for calling you dumb, michael

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:19

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

im making a wish list of things that are gonna be destroyed and looted which, joke on them, dollar gonna crash lol

national highway fund
medicaid
medicare
social security
federal education funding
the epa
the irs
the federal reserve

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:20

orange sky: May 7, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

Alright Trump, let's get to work, keep these jobs!
https://twitter.com/pzf/status/796398964451016704

No but you see he won't let them

How? That matters little

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:20

burnishedfume: Mar 8, 2011; You really are a louse...

I think next time the Dems should try socialism. I think people might like that.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:19

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

euphronius posted:

I think it may even be fifth

could be. they'be had a lot of booms and busts.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:20

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Venom Snake posted:

I was going to make an autopsy thread about what I think happened from an internal view but eh.

Nobody takes fascism seriously until it's to late. The Clintons are 100% hosed. Question is does someone else take charge to lead a political resistance or do we just wait for it all to end.

Please make a thread or post.

I think a lot of people would really appreciate it if you did.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:20

Mike the TV: Jan 14, 2008; Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine; Pillbug

Mr. Jive posted:

I don't think you really know what you're talking about and are in denial about the Hillary campaign being loving oblivious to what most Americans care about these days

Like it's fine if you wanna write off whiteys and retreat into your hobbit hole but that's apparently not a good strategy for winning elections in which whiteys are (however regrettably) a large part of the constituency

Hillary might have won the white woman vote if she had distanced herself from Bill instead of ignoring the allegations of his rapes, but for most voters in that category that I know, it felt like abusive relationships that they have gone through before.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:20

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. Jive posted:

Hillary campaign being loving oblivious to what most Americans care about these days

The big mistake that was made is The HRC campaign had policy. Policy is not seen as solutions by a large part of America. "I will make America Great Again" > "Our problems are complex and require complex solutions"

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:19

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb! campaign!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:21

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

iospace posted:

She's a disabled vet from Asia. She'll run into Birtherism 2.0, emboldened attacks on her race (hi Mark Kirk), and swiftboating.

she's also a crappy candidate and politician and if the hope of Democrats is to just win by putting up a cardboard cutout and shouting shame on you then lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:21

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

sugar free jazz posted:

im making a wish list of things that are gonna be destroyed and looted which, joke on them, dollar gonna crash lol

national highway fund
medicaid
medicare
social security
federal education funding
the epa
the irs
the federal reserve

mining in national parks?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:20

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Mr. Jive posted:

I don't think you really know what you're talking about and are in denial about the Hillary campaign being loving oblivious to what most Americans care about these days

Like it's fine if you wanna write off whiteys and retreat into your hobbit hole but that's apparently not a good strategy for winning elections in which whiteys are (however regrettably) a large part of the constituency

So, what do you think Clinton could have done differently to win this? Or is this more a problem with who she is and what she represents?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:21

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

What happens if the dollar is dropped as the global reserve currency, anyways?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:22

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I fear for the next 4 years for anyone who doesn't live on the west coast and isn't straight, or white

Pence is gonna whisper so much poo poo the confused boy king's ear

# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:22