TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266038556504494082

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

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# ? May 24, 2024 01:51

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Monkey Fracas posted:

I am similarly still floored by this whiplash

Actually I think the GOP is still gonna need to restructure eventually (soon?) it's just that they got a big shot of Trump Brand Populism Juice in the arm and they were facing a group of overconfident idiots who also need to restructure

hmmm both parties are poo poo

not the same, but both poo poo

I'm almost positive there's going to be some retribution in the party.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:38

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

You remember that day before Christmas break where it was supposed to snow and you blew off that ten page paper and you wake up and school is not canceled? That is Trump.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

He never wanted to be president. He doesn't want to leave NYC. He wanted to win a popularity contest.

He didn't win a popularity contest.

He won a hosed up nerd's version of a popularity contest.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266038556504494082

agreed, mr President

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

Evil Fluffy posted:

Why does Trump look like someone told him his dog just died?

He didn't actually want to be President, his book tour just went way farther than he planned.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

the one thing this election made me realize is how close 2012 actually was in hindsight

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Trump response to becoming president was probably a long internal scream

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Tiler Kiwi posted:

black president: *roasts fat white man*

bullied white man reaches into backpack, entire nation dives behind walls

Trump is going to spend the next 2 months coming up with the sickest burn to whisper into Obama's ear during inauguration.

Obama is going to spend the next 2 months doing the same, but for the note on the Oval Office desk.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Three Olives posted:

It will be interesting to see how or if the rust belt and coal country react if they realize they were conned by Trump and he can do nothing about their jobs which will continue to decline.

im going to enjoy watching them cry about it. they voted for the orange they get to deal with his lies about their return to greatness.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

turnip kid: May 24, 2010

do u think helmut norporth is feeling pretty good about himself

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Typo posted:

the one thing this election made me realize is how close 2012 actually was in hindsight

obama was a monster in campaign mode. he shouldn't have won that election.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

euphronius posted:

Hot take:

Multiple people and institutions are to blame in varying amounts for reasons that will become clear over time .

Yes. honestly we all should just stop yelling at each other but we're all upset so that's not gonna happen lol

the truth will come out, but right now we're just angry

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

a silver lining

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797240#post466268809

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

If you believe that story about the call between John Kasich's people and the Trump campaign, Trump will be more of a VP than anything else, so enjoy Shadow President Pence

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

iospace posted:

I wonder how many people said "gently caress IT" and went full acceleration now because of last night.

I know I did to a point.

Not me. I'm a white cishet male with a good job and two houses. I was worried for my friends before, and now I'm loving terrified. Lots of black/queer/immigrant fam.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:41

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

I feel bad for all those women that Trump assaulted. They were brave and came out about it, he attacked them and now he's president. That's loving sad.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

can trump still not stay over night anywhere except his own home because thats going to be loving hilarious when he has to leave the country to do presidential stuff

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:41

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

GobiasIndustries posted:

No he doesn't.

Yes he does, so will Malania. The will be all sorts of protocol, decisions that he is responsible for that could have major personal consequences, record keeping requirements. He is not going to enjoy being President.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:40

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

Typo posted:

haha you haven't being paying attention have you

Uhh yeah it happened in 2006?

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:42

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Doorknob Slobber posted:

can trump still not stay over night anywhere except his own home because thats going to be loving hilarious when he has to leave the country to do presidential stuff

the gold house

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:41

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

over/under on number of maids mysteriously disappearing in the first two years from teh white house whilst a basement room remains mysteriously locked and only pence is allowed in, setting the bar at 20 place yer bets

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:41

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

As I understand it, there is no legal or constitutional restraint on any business activity or interest or investment on the part of the POTUS. The question has never really arisen before. And we will not know what his ties with foreign business and governments are because his business dealings are partially secret. Good luck stopping Trump TV or anything else he tries to do.

E: I mean short of embezzlement/fraud/etc. He can do what he wants with private money/his money as POTUS. I think he has to release his taxes as POTUS but that doesn't apply retrospectively, does it?

E2: petit choux has pointed out that blind trusts usually handle POTUS business interests. My mistake

Josef K. Sourdust fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Nov 9, 2016

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:41

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Montasque posted:

already bored with being president

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:42

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Jose posted:

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Like many things, the fact that both parties hate the EC means that the EC has to be somewhat worthwhile.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:43

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Neurolimal posted:

Difficulty peeling supporters would be a good argument....before last night, where Hillary got half of Obama's coalition.

85 % of it. Again, talking like the Democrats just lost with 1/3 of the voters they had 2012 isn't the right basis.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:42

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

no this is objectively one of the worst things to happen to civilization as a whole in my lifetime, but it's not because of any one thing

there are multiple points at which any number of people could have done something differently, and all us should examine that poo poo carefully and call out the errors that maybe they can not be repeated

but pointing to any one person or group and saying it's you, you did this is just scapegoating

"you could have prevented this" isnt the same thing as "you did this" and we'll just eat ourselves if we dont try to address this whole clusterfuck more in the former style than the latter

blame, dogmatic ideological purity, and purging/punishing dissent are what built this rural white monster—we can and should have an ongoing conversation about the acceptable limits of our compromises and how to prevent/recover from mistakes, but just pushing the sliders all the way to the top of the scale isnt going to help

third wayism is and always has been imo trash, but im still happy to work w someone who doesnt align completely w my politics in order to advance a common goal. hillary is nowhere near as far left progressive as i am but i was happy to vote for her in the general because she would have pushed the nation as a whole in a generally progressive direction, and every step to the left is a victory

and we can fight the immediate bullshit while also more carefully examining things, and its kind of critical to do both

best take overall imo, can we close the thread on this 1? thanks mods

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:42

Serf: May 5, 2011

on the bright side, we're about to get a real good up-close look at the Fermi Paradox in action lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:43

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Fiction posted:

Uhh yeah it happened in 2006?

that was over Iraq and only cuz the dems ran 4-D chess strat of running fake conservative dems only for them to turn on their constituents once in congress

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:42

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Three Olives posted:

Yes he does, so will Malania. The will be all sorts of protocol, decisions that he is responsible for that could have major personal consequences, record keeping requirements. He is not going to enjoy being President.

Lol he's never held political office so everything he ever does is governed by a policy he's never read

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:42

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Serf posted:

on the bright side, we're about to get a real good up-close look at the Fermi Paradox in action lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:44

Broken Box: Jan 29, 2009

euphronius posted:

Have they said what they are replacing Obamacare with

More money for us / gently caress you + lay down in the street and die

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:44

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

ok so now that he's president do you think he's finally gonna gently caress ivanka

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

sugar free jazz posted:

over/under on number of maids mysteriously disappearing in the first two years from teh white house whilst a basement room remains mysteriously locked and only pence is allowed in, setting the bar at 20 place yer bets

over

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:44

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lastgirl posted:

best take overall imo, can we close the thread on this 1? thanks mods

i'm not done laughing at the result

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:43

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

https://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:43

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

mastershakeman posted:

going from thinking that the Republican party is dead and needs to reform and rebrand, to thinking the same about the Democratic party, in a span of six hours, is incredible and im so glad that this election went this way

vOv i always thought they were both on the verge of breaking and the question was only who is going to be shattered now and who is going to be shattered in 2018/2020

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:44

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

perrrrsonally i have my own suspicions but i an't tell u what because twill taint the betting pool methinks

# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Typo posted:

ok so now that he's president do you think he's finally gonna gently caress ivanka

over

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/796451958483783681

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