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Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

men's soccer :rolleyes:

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Messi has a new tattoo :effort:





Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
wow that's a cool tattoo!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That's a whole lot of ink

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JREFrBWkUTI

https://twitter.com/tomwfootball/status/795204031773806592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
what is even going on in that horrible tattoo

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

oliwan posted:

what is even going on in that horrible tattoo

I see a his number, a soccer ball, and I'm going to assume that the baby's hand that you can kind of see is going to be a portrait of his kid on the back of his calf?

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
That tattoo is gross

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

oliwan posted:

what is even going on in that horrible tattoo

when you're a star, you can do whatever you want

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
What does a tattoo like that look like 5, 10, 15 years down the line? I'd imagine there would be some fading or something.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
That highly depend on a bunch of things. One of them being how much it is exposed to the sun... Which I imagine this will be quite a bit. At that point just go full black tattoo leg, like that guy from Rage.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Breaking news: Argentinian gets bad tatttoo, water is wet, sky is blue

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Simone Poodoin posted:

Breaking news: Argentinian gets bad tatttoo, water is wet, sky is blue

his sleeve ain't utterly terrible like that atrocity

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Simone Poodoin posted:

Breaking news: Argentinian gets bad tatttoo, water is wet, sky is blue
Replace "Argentinian" with "footballer".

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
This is still the worst argentinian footballer who wears #10 tattoo:



and he can't even wear the 10 because it's Totti's

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Gigi Galli posted:

This is still the worst argentinian footballer who wears #10 tattoo:



and he can't even wear the 10 because it's Totti's

This looks like it would be sold on a t-shirt at an airbrush stand at an "urban" mall.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Do you want to go away and think about what else to put in the tattoo and come back another day?

Nah gently caress it I'm here now just colour the rest of it in.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Pretend I posted the entire Chilean national team here in tattoo chat

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Serious question is there a single footballer anyone can name with good tattoos (well done, consistent theme/style)? I'm drawing a complete blank

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Agger had some good tattoos iirc, which i might not

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!





Not saying he has good tattoos, just that we can't have tattoo chat without mentioning quaresma's prison ink

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Nov 9, 2016

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Jose posted:

Agger had some good tattoos iirc, which i might not

They're alright

what I don't get is how these guys with fuckloads of money manage to nab the worst tattoos. Pay a pretty penny, go to a world class tattoo artist in a style you like and tell them to prepare a unique piece. You'll get a good tat because you're their art display - and their marketing - for the rest of your life.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Seltzer posted:

Serious question is there a single footballer anyone can name with good tattoos (well done, consistent theme/style)? I'm drawing a complete blank

De Rossi's leg breaker tattoo rules.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


*has access to every world class tattoo artist, each with incredible and creative ideas* you know, I always wanted to tattoo a pitch black sock on my whole calf.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



It's because they get their tats from bad artists who were their friends "back in the day", at least that's my assumption about hy argies and chileans have such bad ink

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Simone Poodoin posted:

It's because they get their tats from bad artists who were their friends "back in the day", at least that's my assumption about hy argies and chileans have such bad ink

but even that doesn't hold up, would you tell your friend "yes that's gold!" when he asks you to tattoo a literal black sock

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


maybe the south american tattoo artists just love trolling them

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007


WLS defending

corpuscollossus fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Nov 9, 2016

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



They're not real friends, they just want the money

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


eurgh I forgot how bad they were good god

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
We used to have a thread for footballer tattoos and I remember some awful ones somehow without remembering the specifics of who had them.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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dex_sda posted:

but even that doesn't hold up, would you tell your friend "yes that's gold!" when he asks you to tattoo a literal black sock

When you're a member of an entourage who is attempting to leech money off the player, yes

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Seltzer posted:

Serious question is there a single footballer anyone can name with good tattoos (well done, consistent theme/style)? I'm drawing a complete blank

Raul Meireles iirc and Nigel de Jong have v cool tattoos

vyelkin posted:

We used to have a thread for footballer tattoos and I remember some awful ones somehow without remembering the specifics of who had them.

it was during the world cup and the worst by far were the chileans and that one guy had a jumpman on his neck

kerem bulut at western sydney wanderers has some insanely bad tattoos and i think they are actually worse than this now:


he also nearly went to prison for starting beef in parramatta mcdeez

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Lifes A gamble.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Actually it looks like "Lifes A ganble"

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Lifes A ganble, $ suleyman
UNPREDICTABLE

Bogan Krkic fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Nov 10, 2016

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lmao

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
lmao at those loving nipple stars

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Bogan Krkic posted:

it was during the world cup and the worst by far were the chileans and that one guy had a jumpman on his neck

that would be Eduardo Vargas, who--guess what--is Chilean:


also, his countryman Mauricio Pinilla got one in memory of him hitting the bar at the end of ET vs Brazil:

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atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Bogan Krkic posted:

Raul Meireles iirc and Nigel de Jong have v cool tattoos


it was during the world cup and the worst by far were the chileans and that one guy had a jumpman on his neck

kerem bulut at western sydney wanderers has some insanely bad tattoos and i think they are actually worse than this now:


he also nearly went to prison for starting beef in parramatta mcdeez

Some of those letters in "suleyman" look backwards as well lol what a bad lot of tattoos

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