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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kennel posted:

But can a plane take off from it?

Why would a plane want to take the "off" functionality from it? Then it would just be moving the entire time. What good would that do?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Why would a plane want to take the "off" functionality from it? Then it would just be moving the entire time. What good would that do?

this joke is 99.999... % stupid

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




hillo posted:

I'm 200% sure it's not, they just have controls hidden.

I'm sad that I posted the wrong version, the smile is the best in the original

http://i.imgur.com/dKtF1rV.mp4

Oh, that's where the money goes. I thought she was repairing it or something in the first one.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

The white bag by the banana is actually a cat.

hillo
Dec 19, 2012

by zen death robot

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

You're all retards. Every single one of you. On most, there's a switch that enables the automatic advancement. When the switch is off, they can advance it manually with a button. Some, like the customer ones at winco, are manual-only.

After my post I immedieately remembered it's semi-auto, it's just the have to use the manual controls so often that it might as well be manual

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Phimosissy posted:

this joke is 99.999... % stupid

I think, upon review, you will find it is as cool and good as a hotdog sandwich.

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Oct 30, 2009

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think, upon review, you will find it is as cool and good as a hotdog sandwich.

A hotdog sandwich is an open-faced sandwich, otherwise known as a pizza.

Checks out.

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006

that deserves to be in the smithsonian

Sebastian Flyte
Jun 27, 2003

Golly
I have now realised that I do not know what is the actual word for those bar things you put on conveyor belts in supermarkets. I have never known that it was a word I lacked in my vocabulary until now. But now I need that word in my life. Surely there must be an industry term, an actual name for them that is something else than "those bar things."

Edison was a dick
Apr 3, 2010

direct current :roboluv: only
Conveyor stopper.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sticky Stoppies

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Partition

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sebastian Flyte posted:

I have now realised that I do not know what is the actual word for those bar things you put on conveyor belts in supermarkets. I have never known that it was a word I lacked in my vocabulary until now. But now I need that word in my life. Surely there must be an industry term, an actual name for them that is something else than "those bar things."

Checkout/ shopping divider

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Divider.

:psyduck:

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Sebastian Flyte posted:

I have now realised that I do not know what is the actual word for those bar things you put on conveyor belts in supermarkets. I have never known that it was a word I lacked in my vocabulary until now. But now I need that word in my life. Surely there must be an industry term, an actual name for them that is something else than "those bar things."

The following patents seem to agree on 'divider': US20030182836, US20070051561, US5933994, US20030233775

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think, upon review, you will find it is as cool and good as a hotdog sandwich.

Ahem, a hotdog is most definitely not a sandwich.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Sebastian Flyte posted:

I have now realised that I do not know what is the actual word for those bar things you put on conveyor belts in supermarkets. I have never known that it was a word I lacked in my vocabulary until now. But now I need that word in my life. Surely there must be an industry term, an actual name for them that is something else than "those bar things."

Plastic Toblerones :rolleye:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

BrianBoitano posted:

Plastic Toblerones :rolleye:

This. 1000% This.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Sebastian Flyte posted:

I have now realised that I do not know what is the actual word for those bar things you put on conveyor belts in supermarkets. I have never known that it was a word I lacked in my vocabulary until now. But now I need that word in my life. Surely there must be an industry term, an actual name for them that is something else than "those bar things."

Retarded Argument Starting Device.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

hillo posted:

After my post I immedieately remembered it's semi-auto, it's just the have to use the manual controls so often that it might as well be manual

It's time that we finally came to our senses and banned semi-auto and full-auto systems.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!
I made this for the meme thread, but you can have it too

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



That's good value if you need a whole lot of mice for some reason.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Tiggum posted:

That's good value if you need a whole lot of mice for some reason.

10lbs is a lot of mice if we're talking regular sized mice. It's around 200 assuming common house mice.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
You're gonna have one fat snake with that kind of deal.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

RyokoTK posted:

You're gonna have one fat snake with that kind of deal.

Already there bro :cool:

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

RyokoTK posted:

You're gonna have one fat snake with that kind of deal.

Welcome to America.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

RyokoTK posted:

You're gonna have one fat snake with that kind of deal.

Or one clogged blender.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Subjunctive posted:

Or one squeaky blender.

🐭

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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10 pounds of anything for a $1 is s good deal imo.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Deteriorata posted:

The white bag by the banana is actually a cat.

This kills the cat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mds2 posted:

10 pounds of anything for a $1 is s good deal imo.

Ten pounds of air. :colbert:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

VendaGoat posted:

Ten pounds of air. :colbert:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh come on. The Druish would never pay list price for air.

Wholesale, maybe.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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India: 8888817666
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Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

VendaGoat posted:

Ten pounds of air. :colbert:

I paid $25 for 35 pounds of air this morning.




And a tire repair.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mds2 posted:

I paid $25 for 35 pounds of air this morning.




And a tire repair.

That's paying for the container you putz.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
For scuba diving around here they charge $5-$10 for a tank refill of air, which weighs about 4 or 5 pounds I guess. But I suppose you're renting the compressor.

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