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Bonzo posted:This one has to be fake.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 17:20 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:47 |
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What the gently caress how can two people in a relationship be having TOO MUCH sex??? How much even is too much?
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:11 |
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brotato posted:What the gently caress how can two people in a relationship be having TOO MUCH sex??? How much even is too much? I dunno, you ever made your GF sore or had that happen to you? That's too much.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:17 |
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That guy sounds terrible. Lingerie wasn't even the only gift. He complained about all of them.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:18 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I actually don't really know how you learn this outside of TV and movies and poo poo, lol just lol if your parents are married to each other. Approximately 35 years ago, my father went on a week-long trip to Chicago. Three or four times a day, my mother stopped by his apartment wand dropped off a manila envelope full of newspaper clippings. By the time he returned, the stack was over a foot high. Instead of call the police, my father proposed to her. They had known each other two months. They're still happily married .
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:23 |
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Is your mother some sort of weird bird that builds their potential mate a fort out of trash
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:38 |
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My [19F] father who is not a doctor, attempted to close a cut above my [12M] brothers eye. He failed, and my mother who is a surgeon is divorcing him. My sisters feel guilty for sounding the alarm bells to mom.quote:I would like to say thanks for reading and sorry for any mistakes, I'm dyslexic.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:54 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My [19F] father who is not a doctor, attempted to close a cut above my [12M] brothers eye. He failed, and my mother who is a surgeon is divorcing him. My sisters feel guilty for sounding the alarm bells to mom. There HAS to be a lot more going on in the marriage than just loving up some stitches
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:57 |
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Pussy Quipped posted:There HAS to be a lot more going on in the marriage than just loving up some stitches Not half.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 18:59 |
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I dunno I feel one parent putting a child's health on the line with some inexperienced DIY surgery is good grounds for at least a fight.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:13 |
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I like to imagine the father has attempted a number of other small surgeries on his children to poor results.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:14 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I dunno I feel one parent putting a child's health on the line with some inexperienced DIY surgery is good grounds for at least a fight. Especially considering the wife is an actual doctor. Obviously this is speculation, but it sounds like "if my wife can do it..." might have been a component of his reasoning. edit VVVV Oh good, I'm not the only one who arrived there.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:14 |
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Gotta wonder if he'd been making jabs at her about her job, like "I could sew up a cut too, it's not so hard "
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:14 |
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Feels very Rick & Morty
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:17 |
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Bonzo posted:Me [21 M] with my Girlfriend [20 F] 2 years, Its was our anniversary last week, so we got each other presents. Her big present to me was lingerie, for herself. Am I right in feeling bad after getting pretty much nothing as a gift? Also lmbo quote:Neighbor's daughter died - I want her bike spot self.Advice This is like a Seinfeld episode
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:16 |
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Hence the LD name drop.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:18 |
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Yea, that's a loving Curb episode right there. I can picture Larry asking for it.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:19 |
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CaptainJuan posted:Is your mother some sort of weird bird that builds their potential mate a fort out of trash Maybe. She was (and is for her age) very very very good-looking though, so apparently the serial-killer antics were overlooked. My dad stuck his dick in crazy and got a hot, fanatically loyal wife . Pick fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Nov 10, 2016 |
# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:21 |
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I actually missed the Larry David mention because I was just totally in awe how hilarious it is
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:22 |
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Do guys not realize lingerie can be worn more than once? Unless she's wasteful and got like edible underwear (ugh) or something. Of course, knowing Reddit that would open up the flood doors of "HOW CAN I MAKE SURE MY GIRLFRIEND IS ONLY USING HER SEXY LINGERIE WITH ME?" posts.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:26 |
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I'm enjoying the thought that the envelopes of newspaper clips were like "MAN GOES MISSING AFTER CHEATING ON WIFE", that sort of this. Guy comes back to a four foot pile of subtle threats basically.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:27 |
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The correct course of action here to for the guy to wear the lingerie
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:31 |
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I [23M] was in a findom arrangement with [20s F]. I ended the arrangement months ago, and now she is back trying to blackmail me for moneyquote:I will start this by explaining what findom is. Findom means "financial domination" where I was the male submissive who had to pay to be dominated by the "Goddess" as she called herself.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:30 |
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Do guys not realize lingerie can be worn more than once? Unless she's wasteful and got like edible underwear (ugh) or something. Now reverse the genders. Can I buy myself fancy clothes and claim it is a gift for my girl? She's told me before that suits are lingerie for men, so it's the same, right?
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:32 |
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sinking belle posted:I [23M] was in a findom arrangement with [20s F]. I ended the arrangement months ago, and now she is back trying to blackmail me for money i think i am going to go ahead and shame this kink
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:38 |
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stump collector posted:i think i am going to go ahead and shame this kink Jokes on you you should get in while the getting is good I will financially dominate anyone who wants me to
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:45 |
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The fin dom guys make no sense to me. Go hire a regular dom and then just throw money into your 401k or something. Do it while she's whipping you or whatever, at least you're getting something out of it. Or just hire hookers and at least get a bunch of sex while you throw all your money away.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:46 |
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sinking belle posted:I [23M] was in a findom arrangement with [20s F]. I ended the arrangement months ago, and now she is back trying to blackmail me for money Maybe he didn't say the Safe Word when he told her he didn't want to be blackmailed
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:49 |
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Chichevache posted:Now reverse the genders. Can I buy myself fancy clothes and claim it is a gift for my girl? She's told me before that suits are lingerie for men, so it's the same, right? hashtag meninism
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:50 |
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Holy poo poo it would be a dream of mine to find some sucker who lives on a different continent that will pay me to tell him what a loser he is. MY DREAM JOB.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:51 |
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It's fine if the guy gets to keep the clothes if they break up, for his next girl.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:53 |
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WampaLord posted:The fin dom guys make no sense to me. I think part of it is giving up control of your finances though. Maybe there's a niche for fin dom where the dom invests sensibly for you in a diversified set of stocks and bonds.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:53 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It's fine if the guy gets to keep the clothes if they break up, for his next girl. My (20F) new boyfriend (21M) just gave me used lingerie for Christmas?
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:55 |
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sinking belle posted:I [23M] was in a findom arrangement with [20s F]. I ended the arrangement months ago, and now she is back trying to blackmail me for money I like that he thinks that.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 20:12 |
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stump collector posted:i think i am going to go ahead and shame this kink Berth ell pup
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 20:29 |
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sinking belle posted:I [23M] was in a findom arrangement with [20s F]. I ended the arrangement months ago, and now she is back trying to blackmail me for money I told someone about my top-secret sexual fetishes; also that I am terrified of being blackmailed. Now she is blackmailing me about my fetishes. What do???
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 20:34 |
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Leon Einstein posted:That guy sounds terrible. Lingerie wasn't even the only gift. He complained about all of them.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 21:49 |
54 40 or gently caress posted:Holy poo poo it would be a dream of mine to find some sucker who lives on a different continent that will pay me to tell him what a loser he is. MY DREAM JOB. You could literally do this today, you could probably even find several suckers. I forgot where I read it, but I think Vice maybe had an interview with a financial dominatrix and she barely even interacted with the dudes who paid her, just posted like "need $400 for new shoes!" and dosh came rolling in.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 21:51 |
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"My girlfriend dresses up sexy for me and we have too much sex. Woe is me."
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 21:52 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:47 |
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Me [18 M] with my girlfriend [18 F] 3 months, is it weird for my girlfriend to snapchat non nude pics in the shower to guy friends?quote:Basically my girlfriend says she's really comfortable with her body and usually shows me it a lot. I trust her that she won't send anything like that to anyone else and she told me she won't, but she told me something odd.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 21:57 |