TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

anime was right posted:

he sold out super super super hard. not like the standard random cushy job somewhere in washington. but like full anti-obamacare lobbyist. and he's part of the old guard. like imagine if bernie started working at goldman sachs and then started doing his thing about banks again. thats what happened.

that's what worries me about him more than anything.

keith needs to own up a message, but he had a much better handle of what was going on. he should absolutely be a part of the org in some capacity because he knows the rust belt and had way more foresight than anyone else in the dnc.

ok got it

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:28

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# ? May 31, 2024 05:02

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Clinton's house of cards didn't just fall down it got burned to a pathetic teeny pile of neoliberal ash

*exaggerated fake as gently caress yelling*

"Don't ya wanna see THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT??!?!"

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:27

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

No, you're going to spend 1 year saying that and then 3 more bitching about how nobody cares what you're saying just like the Stein people will be doing. I recommend you volunteer for your local Dem party and help turf out the old guard. Hell, run yourself. We're in a post-qualifications era

Let the Democrats burn. They won't learn their lesson. Form a new party that isn't full of nepotistic idiots.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:28

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

ah yes lets get cobbed because we're neoliberal shitlords who can't let go of the old guard and make howard dean the chair again.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:29

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

change my name posted:

gently caress off

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/peter-thiel-donald-trump_us_5824cf3ae4b0f616ef301691

Speaking of huffpo, haven't seen anything from HA Goodman since he told everyone to vote for Stein on Monday.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:28

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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Serf posted:

guys what if Howard Dean has lost his mind and is now full communism

still prefer Ellison but I'd kill to see peak-crazy Dean let off the fuckin chain

seen dean on morning joe as a regular panelist this cycle

he ain't that

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:28

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

nikitakhrushchev posted:

join dsa

https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/796818317860339712

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:29

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Trazz posted:

Let the Democrats burn. They won't learn their lesson. Form a new party that isn't full of nepotistic idiots.

My point is that you're going to let the Dems burn instead of doing the burning. Stop being so passive.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:29

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Sir Tonk posted:

Speaking of huffpo, haven't seen anything from HA Goodman since he told everyone to vote for Stein on Monday.

he's polishing up his final "THIS IS HOW BERNIE SANDERS COULD BE PRESIDENT" piece

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:30

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Sir Tonk posted:

Speaking of huffpo, haven't seen anything from HA Goodman since he told everyone to vote for Stein on Monday.

lol right as i pull up his twitter page and

https://twitter.com/HAGOODMANAUTHOR/status/796857177906421764

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:31

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

MariusLecter posted:

Sorry, should have known the country was too mysogynist.

Go Bernie!

ignoring all of her baggage, she was nominated in the middle of a literal fbi investigation

even if you believe it was nonsense and purely political, even though the investigation was dropped, that is simply not the time to run for president

you can't just chalk this one up to misogyny and call it a day

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:30

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

My point is that you're going to let the Dems burn instead of doing the burning. Stop being so passive.

Wouldn't wanna hurt their identity-politics-slinging feelings! Just let them stick the fork in the outlet.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:31

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/796818317860339712

Their logo is dumb but hell, I'll hear them out

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:31

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

you think there will be books in 50 years lmao

Trump has the nuclear codes

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:33

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Monkey Fracas posted:

Clinton's house of cards didn't just fall down it got burned to a pathetic teeny pile of neoliberal ash

oh yeah there's another house of cards season coming up isnt there

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Pomp posted:

Trump has the nuclear codes

death is certain~

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:33

Bass Bottles: Jan 14, 2006; BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

mormonpartyboat posted:

oh yeah there's another house of cards season coming up isnt there

they should probably just give up at this point

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:35

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Pomp posted:

Trump has the nuclear codes

And Steve Bannon is going to be chief of staff.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:35

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/796839063261102080

bernie continues to own

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:35

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/IronGardener/status/796830607049457664

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:36

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Seriously please god can we repeal unilateral nuke control from the president

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:35

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

bump_fn posted:

reminder, feminism walked hand in hand with white supremecy, and now is firmly alligned with civil rights groups.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:37

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/796855417338990592

they're all friends, you see. this was a game among golfing buddies. all of this. its a game. trump won. now bill has to wear a dress the next time they go golfing.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:37

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Pomp posted:

Seriously please god can we repeal unilateral nuke control from the president

having minority and majority leaders + prez all have to press 5 button simultaneously is probably the best way of doing it.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:38

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

mannerup posted:

lol right as i pull up his twitter page and

https://twitter.com/HAGOODMANAUTHOR/status/796857177906421764

im just looking at this and laughing at HAGOODMANAUTHOR

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:39

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Ppl saying Trump will get bored of bein president are fuckin higher than i am lmao

Barack Obama shook his hand today and showed him around the white house, which he'll live in starting 10 weeks from now, the dude is in NPD heaven. where is prester jane

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:40

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

clinton. trump. they both flew on lolita express. they both hung out with big daddy epstein. it's all the same coin, my friends. i see the game for what it is. just a wager among friends with the lives of americans.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:40

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

anime was right posted:

he sold out super super super hard. not like the standard random cushy job somewhere in washington. but like full anti-obamacare lobbyist. and he's part of the old guard. like imagine if bernie started working at goldman sachs and then started doing his thing about banks again. thats what happened.

that's what worries me about him more than anything.

keith needs to own up a message, but he had a much better handle of what was going on. he should absolutely be a part of the org in some capacity because he knows the rust belt and had way more foresight than anyone else in the dnc.

wait seriously? what the heck, dean.

edit: I totally missed this development, :wtc:

https://theintercept.com/2016/01/14/howard-dean-lobbyist/ posted:

Dean, a longtime supporter of single-payer, seemed to be changing his tune, a point made by host Chris Hayes during the segment.

...

Dean, though he rarely discloses the title during his media appearances, now serves as senior advisor to the law firm Dentons, where he works with the firm�s Public Policy and Regulation practice, a euphemism for Dentons� lobbying team. Dean is not a lawyer, but neither is Newt Gingrich, who is among the growing list of former government officials and politicians that work in the Public Policy and Regulation practice of Dentons.

The Dentons Public Policy and Regulation practice lobbies on behalf of a variety of corporate health care interests, including the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America, a powerful trade group for drugmakers like Pfizer and Merck.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:40

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

anime was right posted:

remember that john kerry's life work, the iran nuclear deal, might be confetti in a few months.

The Department of Education is gonna get gutted so sucks for Hillary, goodbye ACA=sucks for Obama, Kerry might get poo poo on re: the Iran Deal and Al Gore definitely will be poo poo on re: Climate Change. This is not a great upcoming presidency.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:41

incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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Pomp posted:

Seriously please god can we repeal unilateral nuke control from the president

That's like the only thing worth running for.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:40

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

You ever watch a movie and see this super villain that's the president of the United States and are like, "naw that can't fuckin happen"?

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:41

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

bump_fn posted:

im just looking at this and laughing at HAGOODMANAUTHOR

*drinks a potion very wizardly* ha, good mana, uthor.

NutritiousSnack posted:

reminder, feminism walked hand in hand with white supremecy, and now is firmly alligned with civil rights groups.

This is kinda disingenuous but its definitely true that early feminism was very much about the needs of white women first. A lot of popular "feminists" today are basically the same way, just replacing "white" with "wealthy". Hillary was very much that class of feminist.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:42

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/796855417338990592

Remember that time Bill told Trump it would be a cool if he ran for Pres?

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:42

Studio: Jan 15, 2008

Did Barney Frank also Dean it? Hard to keep track of which politicians turned into garbage elementals

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:41

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Montasque posted:

Remember that time Bill told Trump it would be a cool if he ran for Pres?

first thing i thought when seeing that

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:42

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Fulchrum posted:

We lost an election solely due to a lack of turnout. Clearly the solution is civil war, endless purifying, and infighting until we hand the Republicans a supermajorities in both houses and every state.

Remember, pure voters count extra! Get rid of all these 'minorities', if they're not on board for what helps white males experiencing the setbacks of living under Trump, gently caress em.

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ding dong

neoliberalism is dead

you are still seriously delusional if you think we lost because of voter turnout

it was a populist race, bing bong bing so SIMPLE

also dont post in c-spam fulcrum, you're a bad poster who just flames people for having an opinion. Go back to D&D tia

Lastgirl fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Nov 11, 2016

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:42

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Lol my kid is going to need supplemented state health care so I am going to have to put him on my plan and since social security is going to be hosed 6 ways from Sunday I'll need to throw more take home pay into my 401k to retire which means I need to move to a cheaper area, away from the one I specifically moved to to get my son into good programs for his condition. Hell yeah, all because they tricked coal miners into thinking we're gonna give them their jobs back.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 00:44