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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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VanSandman posted:

No it isn't.

how exactly


TenementFunster posted:

actually it owns. a deal is a deal

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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Kelp Me! posted:

If he's enforcing one set of election-related Toxx's there's every reason to think he's going to enforce all of the election-related Toxx's


yeah how dare Lowtax step in and make people follow through on their claims

The enforcement of a toxx is "do thing or eat a ban." I was under the impression that these gamers were just eating the ban? That's literally the enforcement already going on.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TenementFunster posted:

actually it owns. a deal is a deal

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Avenging_Mikon posted:

The enforcement of a toxx is "do thing or eat a ban." I was under the impression that these gamers were just eating the ban? That's literally the enforcement already going on.

True, the bans are being enforced, but in most cases a Toxx is "do I keep my account no problem or eat :tenbux: if I lose" and in this case it's "do I get $60 of games if I win or do I have to give away $60 of games if I lose" so it's pretty lovely that people have the option to replace "$60 of Steam games" with "a $10 re-reg," which is why I was suggesting a perma for people who don't pony up. The guy who actually won is being pretty cool about the whole thing (including being the first to be "hey my Toxx was Trump-based but please let's not derail the Steam Games thread with Trump talk") and I don't doubt that he would have paid up if he had lost.

e: a good idea (already mentioned) would be to ban the welchers 6 times each. A better idea would be to permaban them unless they donated $60 to a human/civil rights organization like that one guy in D&D

Snow Cone Capone has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Nov 10, 2016

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


I remember there was some thread a few years ago where some goon was selling some kind of "technically" legal drugs called Juice or Sauce or something. Turns out the drug makes you black out for several days, at which point people would wake to find them having lost their job, their car, their girlfriend, all manner of crazy stuff that none of them remembered.

That was a great thread in the "moments of goon stupidity" category.

Edit: Joose, thanks saclopedia.

Fish Of Doom has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Nov 10, 2016

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fish Of Doom posted:

I remember there was some thread a few years ago where some goon was selling some kind of "technically" legal drugs called Juice or Sauce or something. Turns out the drug makes you black out for several days, at which point people would wake to find them having lost their job, their car, their girlfriend, all manner of crazy stuff that none of them remembered.

That was a great thread in the "moments of goon stupidity" category.

Edit: Joose, thanks saclopedia.

Is that the same drug that one goon described as, "A teleporter that beams you to the emergency room?"

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Solice Kirsk posted:

Is that the same drug that one goon described as, "A teleporter that beams you to the emergency room?"

I think it might have been. Some of the stories were just "I bought weird stuff on ebay", but I remember one person waking in a hospital, getting released, finding their totaled car, and then taking the drug again, waking up in the hospital again.

I can't find the exact quote, but he said it was the Ocarina of Time where it just teleports you into a hospital.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

VanSandman posted:

No it isn't.

there's not much worse than saying you'll do a thing if _ and then weaseling out of it
have we learned nothing from smash mouth

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is that the same drug that one goon described as, "A teleporter that beams you to the emergency room?"

thats not SA and is some weed knock off

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/archive/index.php/t-735246.html

quote:

Inaphyt
01-11-2014, 21:50
Hospitalised me 3 times, this one is potent chaps, don't listen to them stupid people talking about eye balling. As for effects i have no idea lol it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to hospital.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VanSandman posted:

No it isn't.

Boo hoo, have fun in crybaby town.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Fish Of Doom posted:


Edit: Joose, thanks saclopedia.

yes. a bunch of the stories about it have been linked to in this thread

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Kelp Me! posted:

True, the bans are being enforced, but in most cases a Toxx is "do I keep my account no problem or eat :tenbux: if I lose" and in this case it's "do I get $60 of games if I win or do I have to give away $60 of games if I lose" so it's pretty lovely that people have the option to replace "$60 of Steam games" with "a $10 re-reg," which is why I was suggesting a perma for people who don't pony up. The guy who actually won is being pretty cool about the whole thing (including being the first to be "hey my Toxx was Trump-based but please let's not derail the Steam Games thread with Trump talk") and I don't doubt that he would have paid up if he had lost.

e: a good idea (already mentioned) would be to ban the welchers 6 times each. A better idea would be to permaban them unless they donated $60 to a human/civil rights organization like that one guy in D&D
He made a similarly scoped toxx last year, lost, and paid out. He's also saying he's happy to wait for a payout if people don't have any money right now, so he's being super cool about it while at least one person has explicitly said they're just going to bitch out on it because they don't want to give money to a Trump supporter, which is beyond pathetic.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Since that Toxx thread is extremely long, what's the deal? I get the Steam Toxx drama, but were they just not going to enforce Hillary Toxxes or what?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Leper's colony now works also as a gallery of Ben Garrison's art.

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Wintermutant posted:

Since that Toxx thread is extremely long, what's the deal? I get the Steam Toxx drama, but were they just not going to enforce Hillary Toxxes or what?

Toxxed for Bernie: get banned the night before the official results of the DNC are announced

Toxxed for Trump: get your toxx retroactively upgraded by mod to a permaban unless you renounce Trump and all his works, in which case the toxx goes away and you get a 30 day probation instead

Toxxed for Hillary (in TFR): get your toxx applied immediately

Toxxed for Hillary (in D&D): have your regular toxx vanish completely, or your permatoxx reduced to a regular ban, if you give money to a charity. Also apparently it is less work to go through the toxx thread and the donation thread crosschecking who toxxed and then later donated in order to avoid a ban, than it is to just go through the toxx thread to apply the bans. Also also, it is good and cool that the reregistration money that would have gone to Lowtax for forum upgrades is now arbitrarily going to a charity chosen by the mod instead, because reasons, and if you disagree with that you are an evil rape apologist and should be ashamed of yourself :colbert:

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Wintermutant posted:

Since that Toxx thread is extremely long, what's the deal? I get the Steam Toxx drama, but were they just not going to enforce Hillary Toxxes or what?

i think a mod said if you donated to RAINN then you were exempt

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Ghostlight posted:

He made a similarly scoped toxx last year, lost, and paid out. He's also saying he's happy to wait for a payout if people don't have any money right now, so he's being super cool about it while at least one person has explicitly said they're just going to bitch out on it because they don't want to give money to a Trump supporter, which is beyond pathetic.

lowtax doesn't vote at all

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Hemingway To Go! posted:

lowtax doesn't vote at all
He got burned out after Bryon Lowtax Looper.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hemingway To Go! posted:

lowtax doesn't vote at all

he doesn't know how

because he never learned to read

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Lack of Gravitas posted:

Toxxed for Trump: get your toxx retroactively upgraded by mod to a permaban unless you renounce Trump and all his works, in which case the toxx goes away and you get a 30 day probation instead

Can I get a link to the post where this happened? Cuz it sounds hilarious.

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

DeusExMachinima posted:

Can I get a link to the post where this happened? Cuz it sounds hilarious.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3776208&pagenumber=63&perpage=40#post465288456

Baloogan posted:

Hark! Hark! Harken to me.

Friends, Romans, fellow goons, lend me your ears
I come to bury TRUMP, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Trump.


The good lord shines his mercy upon us sinners. I come with a way to redeem your mortal souls.


REPUDIATE TRUMP
SPIT UPON HIM, UPON HIS NAME, UPON HIS MOVEMENT
REPUDIATE YOUR SUPPORT FOR TRUMP

and your SOUL and your ACCOUNT will be saved.
and your TOXX will be annulled.

Your foolishness will be punished with a MONTH LONG PROBATION for the BAD JUDGEMENT you have shown in supporting such a man.

SPEAK NOW, to SAVE YOUR SOULS. Quote this post, and give a SINCERE reason or two for why you repudiate trump.

The alternative is eternal damnation. An automatic upgrade to a permatoxx.

This is your chance to save yourselves, and release the hold that Trump has on your mortal souls.

Repent. REPENT.

Then Zen Death Robot came along to say this offer was legit :v:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

TenementFunster posted:

actually it owns. a deal is a deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiciIXFiGbs&t=56s

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

VanSandman posted:

No it isn't.

Gee I wonder why this person wouldn't agree... Oh I see they have been banned since then, let's check what they posted that got them banned:

VanSandman posted:

Did I ever Toxx for Hillary? I should.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

:trumppop:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Some of the Sheep posted:

Gee I wonder why this person wouldn't agree... Oh I see they have been banned since then, let's check what they posted that got them banned:


:trumppop:

LoL. That explains it. He's a biiiiiiiitch.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Kelp Me! posted:

True, the bans are being enforced, but in most cases a Toxx is "do I keep my account no problem or eat :tenbux: if I lose" and in this case it's "do I get $60 of games if I win or do I have to give away $60 of games if I lose" so it's pretty lovely that people have the option to replace "$60 of Steam games" with "a $10 re-reg," which is why I was suggesting a perma for people who don't pony up. The guy who actually won is being pretty cool about the whole thing (including being the first to be "hey my Toxx was Trump-based but please let's not derail the Steam Games thread with Trump talk") and I don't doubt that he would have paid up if he had lost.

e: a good idea (already mentioned) would be to ban the welchers 6 times each. A better idea would be to permaban them unless they donated $60 to a human/civil rights organization like that one guy in D&D

Ban and change the re-reg fee to $60 for all the people who bailed on the toxx. Also shame them with an appropriate av/custom title that they can't change until 2020.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Does it even still happen that someone says "if __ I'll __" and then someone else goes :toxx:?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

Does it even still happen that someone says "if __ I'll __" and then someone else goes :toxx:?

I saw it a year or so ago about a hockey thing. Also in the Bad Thread I think most of us joked about toxxing for if Winds of Winter comes out.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yeah jokey I've seen self-toxxes, but a true toxx callout is rare. I liked those.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

Yeah jokey I've seen self-toxxes, but a true toxx callout is rare. I liked those.

I think someone in Punch Sport Pagoda may be eating a fruit hat once the NY UFC card happens. Pretty sure that was a call out toxx, but that was years ago and I haven't been in those threads in forever.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Solice Kirsk posted:

I think someone in Punch Sport Pagoda may be eating a fruit hat once the NY UFC card happens. Pretty sure that was a call out toxx, but that was years ago and I haven't been in those threads in forever.

The "fruit hat toxx" has been up in this thread I think before, but yeah it was not very recently.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Ban and change the re-reg fee to $60 for all the people who bailed on the toxx. Also shame them with an appropriate av/custom title that they can't change until 2020.

Yeah. It's not easy trying to find a silver lining in these clouds, but it smokes out some people who'll refuse to honor their bets just because they lost. Trump threatened to do the same thing, and that isn't bad just because Trump is a shithead, Trump is shithead for threatening to do things like that. "This is bad except when I do it because I'm a good guy" is extremely loving :911: and is the sort of mindset that got him elected. Don't allow them to disgrace Clinton and Sanders by becoming the LIARS 4 HILLARY or COWARDS 4 BERNIE in a goddamn ben garrison cartoon

This may turn out to be a disastrous event in US history, but its really pretty tame as far as forum election sagas go:



aahahaha paradol ex

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
i don't give two shits about the political aspect of it i just want people to not break their word once they give it
also i always thought posting :toxx: was basically "sealing the deal", like once the emotion shows up, the deal's on and you ain't backing out of it

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
For context of the mod's decision, at that moment suicide hotlines were being posted across the debate forums and people were freaking out enough as it was, so maybe it was in the community's best interests to give in to the Hillary Toxxers' need for a few moments to step back, take stock, and accept their public ban-hammering at the town square's ban-anvil.

Lowtax, the ever-elected POTSAF, has held true to his vow to make :redhammer: great again.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Syd Midnight posted:

Long-rear end list

Haaah, I remember the Romney bans. They thought it would be clever to quote a bunch of 'Atlas Shrugged' but just C&P'd from Wikiquote, spelling errors and all. Nice idea and very smooth process, though.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
wasnt there a dude in the obama/romney election that toxxed for romney, then went into the obama toxx thread to start poo poo but forgot that posting in the obama thread counts as toxxing so he was hosed either way

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I Said No posted:

wasnt there a dude in the obama/romney election that toxxed for romney, then went into the obama toxx thread to start poo poo but forgot that posting in the obama thread counts as toxxing so he was hosed either way

Quite a few people did that this year in the Trump/Hillary threads.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

I Said No posted:

wasnt there a dude in the obama/romney election that toxxed for romney, then went into the obama toxx thread to start poo poo but forgot that posting in the obama thread counts as toxxing so he was hosed either way

that happens every time for a lot of people yeah

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


paradol ex was such a weird poster, and it was always an amazing mental roller coaster when i would read his posts and try to follow his thought process. the first couple threads i came across where he was arguing with someone, it was crazy because he would sometimes go for many posts where it seemed like he was rhetorically building up to a very obvious conclusion, and then he would lurch in a completely different direction that he hadn't hinted at at all. like he'd go on and on about how obama was a terrible candidate who nobody should support, and would crash and burn to clinton/giuliani/mccain, because all of these reasons that sounded like a succession of typical right-wing talking points, and then the conclusion would be like AND IM A SOCIALIST AND IM NOT VOTING or some other off the wall thing that only had a tiny semblance of internally-consistent logic. then he got banned and bought a parachute account. iirc how it happened, he stopped posting his usual talking points, so it wasn't immediately obvious it was him, but he still had kind of the same writing style. so eventually some goon quoted him in a thread saying like "wow this could almost be a pex post lol" to which he angrily responded that it indeed was him and from then on went back to posting about his favorite topics from before. he also made this huge post about trying to come to grips with that one pro wrestler who did the murder-suicide to his family (the wrestler's).

probably my favorite thing of his was his pet insult name for barack obama, who he called "baquack obamailure". for a long time goons would use this "-ailure" construction to jokingly insult people, which i enjoyed. for example, to make fun of a long-suffering duke nukem fan, you might go "lol look at this dukeailure still waiting for their childrens toy". the dumber-sounding and less-pronounceable you could make the word by your placement of the -ailure, the better

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yeah the -ailure suffix really had legs. Mostly ironic, but also sincere. It's just catchy as hell to say.

I can't believe I didn't see anybody say Trumpailures or Hillailures Hillaryail Hillaylu. I guess that's why

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I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
One thing with fishing - if you're up against one of the ones that like to jerk around really violently, when they're having a chill moment don't put the middle of the bar over them. If they're high, put them at the top of the catch zone and if they're low put them at the bottom of it. That way when they move again they have to move through the bar and it gives you a little more time to react.

Also Trap Bobber is the only tackle worth using imo.

e: wrong thread :suicide:

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