Combat Camera/MilPics: The missile knows where it is.

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Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I remember the first time I kicked in a door. :allears:

# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:18

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# ? May 12, 2024 04:26

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

That video continues on, and doesn't really get any better. I have no idea what the backstory is.

# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:19

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Naked Bear posted:

I remember the first time I kicked in a door.

We'll see that was his problem he was using the ram (and leaving his weapon unattended 10 feet away... And eating a face full of hummer)

# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:21

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Duke Chin posted:

(and leaving his weapon unattended 10 feet away... And eating a face full of hummer)

Once you say 'hummer,' then adding 'face full of' is pretty redundant.

# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

That video continues on, and doesn't really get any better. I have no idea what the backstory is.

I think the video popped up a few months ago and somebody pinned those guys as being from an FBI field office in Alaska or something like that.

Duke Chin posted:

and leaving his weapon unattended 10 feet away

Just start pushing.

# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:29

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

who among us hasn't drunkenly collapsed while on the job

# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:29

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

VikingSkull posted:

who among us hasn't drunkenly collapsed while on the job

When 1SG brings in beer, you drink that poo poo regardless of how poor his taste is.

# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:31

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Naked Bear posted:

When 1SG brings in beer, you drink that poo poo regardless of how poor he is.

# ? Nov 10, 2016 04:50

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

after our iraq deployment i had to stay in kuwait for an extra 2 weeks because someone hosed up the chalk orders or some poo poo. our 1SG met us when we got off the bus with a carload of booze for us :unsmith:

# ? Nov 10, 2016 17:50

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_PkJ6uGOAM

Yet another man in the Middle East films his own death, because his entire sense of tactics is "Stand in the open near an APC and spray from the hip".

# ? Nov 11, 2016 02:10

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chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_PkJ6uGOAM

Yet another man in the Middle East films his own death, because his entire sense of tactics is "Stand in the open near an APC and spray from the hip".

It works in battlefield...

# ? Nov 11, 2016 02:12

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

What...what were they even doing??

# ? Nov 11, 2016 05:58

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

my kinda ape posted:

What...what were they even doing??

Boosting the other team's kill:death ratio.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 07:43

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Naked Bear posted:

Boosting the other team's kill:death ratio.

It's called feeding, DUH

# ? Nov 11, 2016 08:42

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_PkJ6uGOAM

Yet another man in the Middle East films his own death, because his entire sense of tactics is "Stand in the open near an APC and spray from the hip".

JFC what a shitshow. It reminds me of when me and all my other mid-40s buddies go playing paintball.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 09:27

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

It's called feeding, DUH

gg end please. i no defend

Also watching jihadis die in dumb ways is funny but I don't know why you think they wouldn't act exactly like you and your friends playing paintball.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 13:45

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I'm morbidly curious to see how quickly a stryker brigade with nothing beyond javelins, at4s and MGS support could roll though all the 'seasoned veterans' that have somehow managed to survive this long.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 15:05

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Slim Pickens posted:

I'm morbidly curious to see how quickly a stryker brigade with nothing beyond javelins, at4s and MGS support could roll though all the 'seasoned veterans' that have somehow managed to survive this long.

Air and artillery support?

# ? Nov 11, 2016 15:07

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Look at any one of those clowns' videos and compare them to actual, trained soldiers. Now consider the disparity in firepower, communications, mobility, training, and intestinal fortitude (lol).

Hot knife through butter.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 15:51

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

The track speeding off as he weakly moves his head around for another minute in the blasted hellscape until he runs out of blood is like something from a cliched pacifist student short film. gently caress.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 17:56

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

MEDIC!

*APC drives off*

peak Battlefield

# ? Nov 11, 2016 17:59

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

VikingSkull posted:

MEDIC!

*APC drives off*

peak Battlefield

EXACTLY what I thought when it peeled out. :lol:

"Yep, that happens to me all the time."

# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:13

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

"Hey! I need a ride!"

"No way, man."

# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:19

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/PissPigGranddad/status/794782564258959360

# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:13

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/PissPigGranddad/status/794782564258959360

Is that a Herkimer Battle Jitney?

# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:18

sky shark: Jun 9, 2004; CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1539262516391069/

# ? Nov 12, 2016 04:26

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/PurpleOlive2/status/797466533316460545

# ? Nov 12, 2016 21:28

Crash74: May 11, 2009

Does big rear end truck bombs like that make the abrams relevant again?

# ? Nov 13, 2016 17:17

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

big bada boom

# ? Nov 13, 2016 17:59

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

From my facebook feed

# ? Nov 13, 2016 19:33

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

CPT(P)

# ? Nov 13, 2016 19:45

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You always resembled motivation and dedication to your duties.

# ? Nov 13, 2016 20:37

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

"Future assignment," singular. Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

# ? Nov 13, 2016 20:43

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Naked Bear posted:

"Future assignment," singular. Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

What's with the Reynolds Wrap

# ? Nov 13, 2016 20:54

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Godholio posted:

You always resembled motivation and dedication to your duties.

its as awkward as the Chris Kyle plaque

# ? Nov 13, 2016 20:58

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/IdoruDebut/status/796385107556835328

# ? Nov 14, 2016 03:23