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ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Loving Life Partner posted:

I thought I recognized you! I gave you $9 in 2003 to write me a cookbook!

Those shekels were lousy!

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Bongo Bill posted:

The Anarchist's ****book

The Anarchist's Cuckbook

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Four new blogs up today, by Lyle, Nice Pete, Teodor and Roast Beef.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

Four new blogs up today, by Lyle, Nice Pete, Teodor and Roast Beef.

They're really good, too. Well, the Lyle one is as good as they ever are, which is to say I'm worried Onstad's off the wagon, but the other three are on-point and in-character and it's too early in the morning to spoil them by quoting liberally from them.

Nice Pete's use of commas is as satisfying as ever.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

quote:


As you have noticed, and to make things more comfortable for you, I capitalize it. As though it were just, "our friend Dave." I want you to know that I will be using this word a lot tonight. This, Butthole word.

I'm gay for Onstad's use of English :swoon:

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

Teodor's blog, and only Teodor's, is blocked by my work filter for "pornography" :confused:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Probably because of his failed threesome story.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Pastry of the Year posted:

They're really good, too. Well, the Lyle one is as good as they ever are, which is to say I'm worried Onstad's off the wagon, but the other three are on-point and in-character and it's too early in the morning to spoil them by quoting liberally from them.

Nice Pete's use of commas is as satisfying as ever.

The Lyle one making you worry Onstad's drinking himself to death is about as on-point in-character as anything could possibly be.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The best part of Lyle's blog is reading the previous two entries as well :xd:

Teodor's ends so pathetically earnestly, self-deprecatingly hopeful, it's perfect.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Teodor's ends so pathetically earnestly, self-deprecatingly hopeful, it's perfect.

i just screamed in jealous desperation at the middle part of this

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
I sure would like to get subscriber access. Before it went to a dead link, now it goes to some sketchy sites. Onstad hates money like he hates his ex wife

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

:siren: New strip :siren:

alt-text: "I just think it's charming that a little character from fiction thinks he get herpes in this manner."

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer
I can already slap bass, just need a boat then I'm ready for cancer and beet salad.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Ray taking a dump is just what every Friday needs.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Finally an update that is made with pictures and not words spread around 4 blogs that I will never ever read.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Ray Smuckles, you are nobodies picnic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Love that single, textless panel of Teodor just lying there (presumably) realizing just how utterly pathetic he is.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
Ray's fuckin' science.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
A cartoon cat is annoyed that another cartoon cat has woken in the small hours with an unnecessary phone call pertaining to a dubious chain of cause and effect

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
Friends, we are graced with a new strip, which also ends Teodor's dominant streak, if you are among the dirt merchants who would prize such a thing.

Alt text: What really bugged Philippe was that he had to spend his half hour of screen time talking with some guy from the Rotterdam Economics Institute

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Next one will be Teodor lecturing Philippe about his poor choices. It ends with a verbose snarker.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Six DVDs.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Six!

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Shibawanko posted:

Next one will be Teodor lecturing Philippe about his poor choices. It ends with a verbose snarker.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
im glad that the new strip was funny and i'm also glad that phillepe won his case congress

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


little munchkin posted:

im glad that the new strip was funny and i'm also glad that phillepe won his case congress

He's five, everyone.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Congress session sounds amazing.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Saoshyant posted:

He's five, everyone.

He needs support at his age.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

"I think that at the end of the joke the bartender's life is screwed up pretty bad. He doesn't have a lot of options."

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


The fact that Ray finds 50 bucks while telling this horrible joke is both the most Ray thing ever and definitely the reason his friends left him.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


For some reason the first joke he told before crashing is just killing me.

"He prays to God that his luck will improve, and the very next day a horny mailman shows up"

Asked and answered. Nick work God!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...and the pitch! posted:

For some reason the first joke he told before crashing is just killing me.

"He prays to God that his luck will improve, and the very next day a horny mailman shows up"

Asked and answered. Nick work God!

I mean, it's not quite got the universal appeal of the gossipy hot dog chef archetype, but I'm sure most of us are familiar with the notion that priests are constantly wanting to give head.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Nov 7, 2016

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I mean, it's not quite got the universal appeal of the gossipy hot dog chef archetype, but I'm sure most of us are familiar with the notion that priests are constantly wanting to give head.

I like that chef and I like the alt text about dusting off a couple of Polish

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I think Ray's Toilet Party is my favourite story arc. It spans a really wide emotional range, and the final panel is the best one in Achewood's whole run.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
There's a new comic. Unfortunately, Teodor is in it.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I feel like it's been a really long time since the comic's made reference to the characters being animals (or toys).

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Pakled posted:

I feel like it's been a really long time since the comic's made reference to the characters being animals (or toys).

I never really felt that that angle was all that essential to the strip.

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future

C'mon guys let's not get sloppy

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I'm not down with all this Teodor erasure going on.

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
of course Ray has a "backup Escalade"

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