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The alpha of 6300 seems low content, but I think we can develop it to a hurriedly rushed tech demo for *only* 130 million.
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Nov 12, 2016 08:37
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm asking you this as a man, asking a random anonymous person online. I'm not taking the piss or having a laugh. I've never had poutine, I'd like to try it some time. Let's set a date: We'll go ride around in Derek's Tesla, then chow down on some poutine. The Florida to Canada disparity, we'll figure it out. Road trip, Derek? Let's do this. I'm straight up I-95. I don't know where Jobbo Fett is, but pick me up in PA and we'll hit Canada. Beet Wagon is on your way, too. I really would like hugs, too.
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Nov 12, 2016 08:42
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Someone has infiltrated the thread  https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/355417/what-if-we-got-2-6-flight-model-changes-without-star-marine
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Nov 12, 2016 08:47
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his nibs posted:Someone has infiltrated the thread Probably GoogleButt to be honest. I had a bad feeling about him when I discovered he was a traitor.
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Nov 12, 2016 08:49
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6300 Join the fun! WOooooo~
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Nov 12, 2016 08:50
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Let's party like its 6300!
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Nov 12, 2016 08:56
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yay 6300!!
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Nov 12, 2016 08:57
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nawledgelambo posted:What's the word when you're severely embarrassed for an individual/group of individuals? RtV
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Nov 12, 2016 08:58
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tane ing on page 6301
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Nov 12, 2016 08:58
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gently caress
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Nov 12, 2016 09:00
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They are soo far ahead in concept ships, that I'm having a hard time believing they have much left for patience when it comes to current builds. They have sold a $750 ship and now a $425 ship in the span of one (2.x). There is only so much this pressurized poo poo tank can handle, and the welds are starting to break. I give it till Christmas when Roberts officially announces 3.0 isn't coming this year (after waiting till the last minute)
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Nov 12, 2016 09:10
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/7228621/#Comment_7228621 
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Nov 12, 2016 09:16
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ewe2 posted:Let's party like its 6300! Jesus I haven't seen that cat in ages. 'I'm a cat! A kitty cat! And I dance Dance Dance!' Or something like that. Why do I remember that...
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Nov 12, 2016 09:24
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Stoca Zola posted:Paypal. There is no reason for it to take this long. I've emailed about it earlier this week and heard nothing back yet. I did a "reply to this email to reopen your ticket" so they should have all the references to everything that went before. I asked them to send me a transaction number or something as proof that the refund was "processing" as they claimed when they closed my ticket. How do you "overlook" a refund anyway? I'd guess the support system and sales/refund systems are totally separate so it would be pretty easy to close a support ticket and forward nothing on to sales? They did the same thing with me. I had to wait over 30 days to get my refund via PayPal - In the end my Lawyer gave them the "pay now or else" and they magically made 3 transactions to refund me. The level of incompetence is astounding when dealing with this company. Just keep e-mailing them every day until you get the desired out come.
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Nov 12, 2016 09:29
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DapperDon posted:I would like to tell you a short story about a person I know that was exactly like Chris. For the purpose of this story, we shall call him Tony. Tony was a brilliant scientist. And when I say brilliant, I mean the things he has done has literally changed the world in certain ways. He was VERY successful as well as a bit of a minor celebrity only there was a bit of a problem. His ego. You see Tony knew he was smart and he commanded that respect no matter where he went or what he did. One of his inventions was actually one of the most revolutionary devices on the planet today. He invented salt water desalination in a microscopic level. He is also the man responsible for discovering the process of using DNA for solving cold case files. Like I said, he is one smart man. So he starts a company and receives over $120 million dollars in research funding. Within 18 months of that funding the company goes under without a thing to show for it. That is a lot of money to blow through for R&D and the investors were furious but powerless to do anything about it. There was just no more money and the company closed its doors. Good post
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Nov 12, 2016 09:46
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6300. Time for me to admit... I think star citizen is bad
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Nov 12, 2016 09:52
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Can't wait to play Star Marine in a few years
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Nov 12, 2016 09:55
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The gently caress?
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Nov 12, 2016 10:19
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm asking you this as a man, asking a random anonymous person online. I'm not taking the piss or having a laugh. What's a poutine? I assume it is edible/drinkable?
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Nov 12, 2016 10:20
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Fist of the North Star Citizen The year is 1990 (in the minds of everyone backing Star Citizen and wishing it was Wing Commander) and the world of gaming has been reduced to a barren wasteland where new ideas struggle to grow, and the survivors eke out their lives under harassment from bandit publishers who brutalise their favourite intellectual properties and leave then with copies of Call of Duty. Into this hellscape steps one man with the potential to make things right. His name is Chrishiro(berts) and he travels with this wasteland protecting people living on disability checks with the power of his video game creating martial art, Hoaxto Shipscam. With just one touch of his finger against a production pipe, Chrishiro can violently refactor almost anyone or anything. Famous for his line "I'm always annoyed when people ask 'Am I dead?' or 'When am I going to die?' You're already dead. We fought. I poked you. You're dead right now." Fist of the North Star Citizen is a tale of tragedy and brotherhood, and ultimately just like the game isn't actually coming out.
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Nov 12, 2016 10:21
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Fist of the North Star Citizen fuckit, I laughed
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Nov 12, 2016 10:22
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Xarbala posted:fuckit, I laughed "I'll say it again. Hoaxto Shipscam is insolvent."
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Nov 12, 2016 10:45
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Prowler sale will suck imo, it doesn't fit well into any sperg fantasies
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Nov 12, 2016 10:52
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, christmas, 3.0, procedural planets, star marine, that's a good one. e:This formatting is great.
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Nov 12, 2016 10:53
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Nov 12, 2016 10:56
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TheAgent posted:welp blob
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Nov 12, 2016 10:59
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Trumppire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Trumpsis. The Fourth Trumppire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Trumppires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Trumppire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual Trumpulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Trumppire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Trumppire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Trumppire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Trumppire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Pff. I don't think so.
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Raskolnikov posted:I cannot for the life of me find the interview where Chris goes off about being bigger/better than Rockstar. I know I read or watched it but I can't find it. Posting from the past so not sure if this has been answered already (my link library seems to start to pay off). Most of the bullshit that has come out of Chris Roberts mouth has happened on video, and therefore a Google search on text will have issues finding it. min 44:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfQYKW7E-w#t=2670s  e: gently caress, 6300! Wooohooo! MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Nov 12, 2016 |
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Nov 12, 2016 11:07
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They never learn.
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Nov 12, 2016 11:13
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Where's tane-guy?
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Saw posted:hehe - my parents are self centered libertarian assholes. There is no such thing as a "cherished relationship" as far as their concerned. They only care about how much money you will cost them either directly, or indirectly through taxes. They view everything - absolutely everything - as dollar figures. Either they gain or lose money - nothing else matters. nice meltdown
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Nov 12, 2016 11:25
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tuo posted:Where's tane-guy?
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nawledgelambo posted:They are soo far ahead in concept ships, that I'm having a hard time believing they have much left for patience when it comes to current builds. They have sold a $750 ship and now a $425 ship in the span of one (2.x). Chris created a new software development paradigm, it's called Pyramid Development. Whenever you start working on a layer you promise 3 new features down the line, when you have enough promises you create a new studio. It's a fractal process, pretty soon you are tackling the entire project all at once. Chris Roberts, much vision. MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Nov 12, 2016 |
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