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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

FPzero posted:

I don't get not using spices. Wars were fight over access to spices. Honor your dead ancestors and use salt for god's sake.

I agree, but also salt's not a spice

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Yeah man it's an herb

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

TotalLossBrain posted:

Yeah man it's an herb
I remember as a young lad picking the leaves from the salt trees.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Yawgmoth posted:

I remember as a young lad picking the leaves from the salt trees.

These trees?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

I looked this up and apparently there's no beef in it, it's just a big slab of nutella in a bun

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Mass produced pastry buns :gonk:
The amount of sugar, salt and oil in them must be just unimaginable.

(Never mind that nutrlla is like 9080% palm oil already, which is terrible in its own right :stonk:)

VV:
Non fresh pastry (croissants, filled buns, doughnuts etc.) That come in a packet are universally terrible.

Id be fine with it if it was one of those weird regional mcds things where they break the mold and make it fresh.

Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 11:08 on Nov 12, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Do you think the pastries you buy in supermarket aren't mass produced?

But this looks very unappetizing, like the bun is going to be dry and flavourless, and there will be that layer of overwhelming, disgusting sweetness as the only real sensation.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

I think it's a concha, which are good, but they're from McDonald's, so they'll be bad.

McSweety's internet tendency.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

RNG posted:

I think it's a concha, which are good, but they're from McDonald's, so they'll be bad.

McSweety's internet tendency.

Nah conchas are more dense and kind of cakey, with a crunchy top. These just look like lovely brioche style buns, like sweeter and a little denser but basically the same.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Out loud, I just said, "That's gently caress." I don't know what it means, but there you go

IMO Nutella is loving revolting anyway

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:


IMO Nutella is loving revolting anyway

Leave.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Can't you hold in your anti immigrant tendencies until Trump takes office?

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
One noodle, two noodle, three noodle burger
Four noodle, five noodle, six noodle burger.
Seven noodle, eight noodle, it's falling over
Ayyyyyyyy! Macaroni *clap*

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

cash crab posted:

IMO Nutella is loving revolting anyway

What the gently caress.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

sweeperbravo posted:

One noodle, two noodle, three noodle burger
Four noodle, five noodle, six noodle burger.
Seven noodle, eight noodle, it's falling over
Ayyyyyyyy! Macaroni *clap*

Lmbo

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

IMO Nutella is loving revolting anyway

:same: But worded a bit stronger than I would describe it.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Is that being served on a cardboard box lid?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Tendales posted:

Is that being served on a cardboard box lid?

The fries are in a toilet paper roll I bet.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Can't you hold in your anti immigrant tendencies until Trump takes office?

Don't do this poo poo, unless it's somehow relevant to the conversation at hand.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Admiral Joeslop posted:

The fries are in a toilet paper roll I bet.

#wewantplates

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Give America Plates Again

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

cash crab posted:

IMO Nutella is loving revolting anyway

:yossame: but my girlfriend loves the stuff

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Theres this gianduja spread that I rarely find stocked round where I live. Hella loving expensive (must be all the organic labels) for like a 200g jar (for reference its price can get you one of those 750g nutella jars) but it actually tastes like choclate and hazelnuts.




Nutella isnt really that bad though, its just that people tend to go loving hog wild and apply inch thick coatings of the stuff. I blame creperies for being stingy so people feel the need to overcompensate :colbert:.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I've only had Nutella once, years ago. I'm not much on chocolate so I wasn't impressed.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

sweeperbravo posted:

One noodle, two noodle, three noodle burger
Four noodle, five noodle, six noodle burger.
Seven noodle, eight noodle, it's falling over
Ayyyyyyyy! Macaroni *clap*

Amazing.


blunt for century posted:

Don't do this poo poo, unless it's somehow relevant to the conversation at hand.

I think maybe it was a joke

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Right let's look up some tasty nutella recipes, in honour of that disgusting spread.



Nutella marshmallow french toast...?




OK well there's probably no real way to make that not look like that




"Nutella crepe cake"




a mug of poop




Um. Pretty sure that's not meant to be edible.... ....but why does it exist

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

How did they put the wonder and majesty of outer space in a jar?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Well I got an interview at a Subway for a job tomorrow, if that works out then the odds are good I might have the occasional story for this thread

Also if this works out it will be my first paying job, so I'll admit I'm feeling a little giddy right now

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

drrockso20 posted:

Well I got an interview at a Subway for a job tomorrow, if that works out then the odds are good I might have the occasional story for this thread

Also if this works out it will be my first paying job, so I'll admit I'm feeling a little giddy right now

Good luck :)

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Yeah but he's also 45 so it is a bit weird.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

TontoCorazon posted:

Yeah but he's also 45 so it is a bit weird.

I'm not 45, I'm 26(which admittedly is rather late for getting one's first job, but there's a bunch of reasons for this being the situation)

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

drrockso20 posted:

I'm not 45, I'm 26(which admittedly is rather late for getting one's first job, but there's a bunch of reasons for this being the situation)

Your avatar explains a little bit I guess.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

TotalLossBrain posted:

Your avatar explains a little bit I guess.

I really don't see how me being a Steven Universe fan fits into that at all

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

drrockso20 posted:

Well I got an interview at a Subway for a job tomorrow, if that works out then the odds are good I might have the occasional story for this thread

Also if this works out it will be my first paying job, so I'll admit I'm feeling a little giddy right now

Worked at Subway for about a year and a half, surprisingly not all that gross. You'll likely want the OSHA thread instead for numerous stories of coworkers managing to impale themselves with sharp kitchen tools.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

drrockso20 posted:

I really don't see how me being a Steven Universe fan fits into that at all

We do. Don't worry.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
for a few years it's been a trend on tumblr to photoshop colorful space-galaxy stuff into poo poo, such as that Nutella jar, which is meant as a joke because it's combining the trendy Nutella and the trendy Space Stuff into something that's rather nonsensical. now you know

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!
Hope to see a few of these:

"Ingredients: White bread, meatballs, minced crab (or tuna, if they don't have crab), mayo, marinara, lettuce, tomato -- all microwaved"

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/worst-subway-sandwiches-reddit-taste-test

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

To briefly go back to :mediocre: burger chat

Saw a video years ago of McDonald's head chef showing off the test kitchen, and demonstrating this burger with leeks and such. He then explained that they literally can't roll it out because the world's leek supply wouldn't be able to support it.

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