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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Another OSHA warning of why not to get into a machine: a guy in Indianapolis got inside a disabled plastic pelletizer machine to see what was the problem. The machine turned on with him in it.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/11/12/worker-crushed-to-death-by-recycling-plants-machine.html

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Mystery object falls from the sky in Myanmar.



quote:

Local residents reported hearing a loud bang before the object landed.

Officials from the local Defence Service said it bounced 150ft (50m) and landed in a muddy area of the mine, according to the Global New Light of Myanmar newspaper.

"We were all afraid of that explosion," villager Ko Maung Myo told the Myanmar Times. "Initially, we thought it was a battle. The explosion made our houses shake. We saw the smoke from our village."

It was a Chinese rocket

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Zero One posted:

Mystery object falls from the sky in Myanmar.




It was a Chinese rocket

could have been worse. the chinese once bombed one of their own villages after a rocket failed in 1996. officially it killed 6 but since it's the chinese government and they lie about everything the death toll was probably much higher.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelsat_708

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOtSwQkybVw

warning for loud chinese yelling when poo poo goes down.

the chinese also have a habit of dropping rocket parts over their own territory and sickening villagers foolish enough to get too close to the debris. rocket fuel is not something you want to breath.

Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Nov 12, 2016

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
there's an article by air & space magazine about the disaster here, too.

http://www.airspacemag.com/history-of-flight/disaster-at-xichang-2873673/?no-ist=&page=1

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

zip line goon strikes again

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Darkman Fanpage posted:

could have been worse. the chinese once bombed one of their own villages after a rocket failed in 1996. officially it killed 6 but since it's the chinese government and they lie about everything the death toll was probably much higher.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelsat_708

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOtSwQkybVw

warning for loud chinese yelling when poo poo goes down.

the chinese also have a habit of dropping rocket parts over their own territory and sickening villagers foolish enough to get too close to the debris. rocket fuel is not something you want to breath.

I mean i shouldn't be surprised given how lax safety is on everything the chinese do but how the gently caress do you get this far in a space program without developing the concept of the range safety officer

Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013

Most people never knew it, but Tony Hawk had a short stint working as an architect.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I mean it could be worse, they could be living in it like people did with those discarded second stage boosters in Siberia or whatever they were.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
The fuels used in commercial launches in the US are pretty safe to be around after they've all combusted. It's the military rockets that use the nasty fuels, mainly because you can't spend an extra hour doing propellant loading on an ICBM after war is declared.

Of course, the materials used to build the rocket itself can have their own issues...

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

this is kind of common in hilly areas, maybe a bit less extreme than that. in my childhood neighborhood one of our neighbors had a driveway that steep. the night before snow was scheduled he'd go out and spray down his driveway with a garden hose, then in the morning he'd call in to work and say he couldn't get out of his driveway because it was iced over. this excuse works pretty well in the south because it only snows like maybe once a year. then all the neighborhood kids would go sliding down the ice. he was a cool dude

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jabor posted:

The fuels used in commercial launches in the US are pretty safe to be around after they've all combusted. It's the military rockets that use the nasty fuels, mainly because you can't spend an extra hour doing propellant loading on an ICBM after war is declared.

Of course, the materials used to build the rocket itself can have their own issues...

Nah, modern ICBMs use solid propellants, which are pretty safe. They stopped using the hypergolic ones cause they eroded the tanks when stored for too long. I still find it pretty funny that the Space Shuttle had no launch escape system. Spend billions of dollars on your next-gen manned space vehicle, but make it so the crew is guaranteed to die if the bomb they are riding on happens to blow up.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

qkkl posted:

Nah, modern ICBMs use solid propellants, which are pretty safe. They stopped using the hypergolic ones cause they eroded the tanks when stored for too long. I still find it pretty funny that the Space Shuttle had no launch escape system. Spend billions of dollars on your next-gen manned space vehicle, but make it so the crew is guaranteed to die if the bomb they are riding on happens to blow up.

no it had an escape system, it was literally a zipline


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--QoLPzvXOQ

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten
No post-launch escape system.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



wdarkk posted:

No post-launch escape system.

not quite

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/shuttle/reference/shutref/escape/inflight.html

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

no it had an escape system, it was literally a zipline


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--QoLPzvXOQ

I'd pay good money to ride that zip line

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
If they just added some parachutes to the top of the crew cabin then that would have been enough of a launch escape system. For some reason they built the crew cabin robust enough to survive the Challenger explosion, but forgot to add parachutes so it didn't crash into the ocean at 200 mph.

hillo
Dec 19, 2012

by zen death robot

So what happens to the water in the U shape before the actual loop?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


hillo posted:

So what happens to the water in the U shape before the actual loop?
It kills the rider, the rest is just for amusement.

DocCynical
Jan 9, 2003

That is not possible just now
The looping one at West Edmonton Mall doesn't kill you and is kinda fun.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Basically the space shuttle crew was trapped on board no matter what happened from the moment the SRBs ignited until the SRBs separated.

This roughly 2 minute time period is also when one of the shuttles exploded. Welp.

E: also the only "abort" plan available while the SRBs were burning was for the Range Safety Officer to detonate the vehicle. Or hope the problem didn't do so until SRB sep and they could try a RTLS... and no one is quite sure if the shuttle would have actually survived the stresses of the RTLS pitch-around maneuver, which involved turning around to fly backwards with the external tank still attached at hypersonic speeds.

The space shuttle was not designed with crew safety in mind.

FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Nov 13, 2016

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

What would happen if you ejected the SRBs while they were still burning?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Sagebrush posted:

What would happen if you ejected the SRBs while they were still burning?

that's fine if you want to lose a wing or two and get blasted by exhaust when they fly wildly away in whatever random direction chaos dictates

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
In short, the space shuttle sucks.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

Torpedoes away!

Sagebrush posted:

What would happen if you ejected the SRBs while they were still burning?

Considering the way they careened away after Challenger broke up, it'd probably put enough unusual stresses on the whole stack that it would break up fairly quickly.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

RTLS Abort is osha as gently caress

Dunno-Lars
Apr 7, 2011
:norway:

:iiam:



Sagebrush posted:

What would happen if you ejected the SRBs while they were still burning?

Ever played Kerbal Space Program? If not, try it out, I think there is a demo or something. It's also very OSHA in general.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jerry Cotton posted:

That's why they're always* stored outside.

*) in first-world countries

Funnily enough that can be risky too - a place in Essex went up a few years ago and they believe the fire was started because the bottom of the stack started to compost after a very wet (and quiet) winter and then dried out - dry compost is a known spontaneous combustion risk.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Isn't the shuttle moving at a fast but still manageable speed when the SRBs are attached?

Because B-58 Hustler pods!

Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013

Potential BFF posted:

Isn't the shuttle moving at a fast but still manageable speed when the SRBs are attached?

Because B-58 Hustler pods!



Issues involved with having two decks of people... Sure, everyone on the flight deck up top are okay in their hustler pods, but those scrubs below are riding that train all the way to the end of the line.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
They had one of those Double-Helix waterslides in Florida, and it was the worst. I didn't see a single person ride it more than once. It's so violent, you get slammed into the walls the whole way down. And about halfway down you can't breathe because the water is just everywhere.


Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
The best waterslides are loving verts that kids like me were too pussy to do.

They should all other individual person slides with vertical slides, just 60 vertical slides and a couple lazy rivers. No goddamn lines.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Vertical slides that drop you into lazy river that ends at a huge waterfall

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hillo posted:

So what happens to the water in the U shape before the actual loop?

What water? :mrgw:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Darkman Fanpage posted:

there's an article by air & space magazine about the disaster here, too.

http://www.airspacemag.com/history-of-flight/disaster-at-xichang-2873673/?no-ist=&page=1

Well, you can immediately see how that went so wrong! As much as I love him, I don't think he was really qualified for the job:

"In October 1994, Bruce Campbell, a safety specialist with Astrotech Space Operation..."


Also regarding the bridge, I think I figured out a relatively cheap solution that wouldn't involve replacing the sewer or raising the tracks: just install a ramp and have trucks go really fast through there:

Before:


After:


The ramp could even be raised hydraulically to let normal traffic through. Too bad Sketchup doesn't do animation.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Raskolnikov38 posted:

no it had an escape system, it was literally a zipline


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--QoLPzvXOQ

This system showed up in an IMAX movie (projected on an OMNIMAX dome) and it made me feel quite ill as a child.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Unless you can unbuckle your seat while strapped in laying on your back, open the hatch, run to the zip line escape baskets, wave goodbye to the poor bastard that remains on the tower when he presses the release button faster than a rocket loving explodes, I just don't see the point?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Ak Gara posted:

Unless you can unbuckle your seat while strapped in laying on your back, open the hatch, run to the zip line escape baskets, wave goodbye to the poor bastard that remains on the tower when he presses the release button faster than a rocket loving explodes, I just don't see the point?

There were quite a few possible problems (cabin fire, fuel leak) where you'd have 20-30 seconds to react and would want to use them to get as far away as possible. Obviously the launch tower would have been retracted by the time it came to actually light the fire, so the system wouldn't have been any use then.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

When qkkl said "launch escape system" he meant the solid rockets that were/are attached to Mercury/Apollo/Soyuz/etc that are powerful enough to pull the capsule to safety if the rocket explodes. Yes, the shuttle had escape mechanisms that would have been useful in some limited circumstances, but if the multiple tons of explosives you were strapped to decided they didn't want to sit around quietly anymore you were hosed. That's not the case for (almost) any other manned spacecraft ever.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Is the LES a manually triggered system or automatic like a car airbag? I can't imagine human reaction time to be fast enough to outpace an explosion.

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