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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Starshark posted:

According to my Labor politician mate it's more like 60%. Pity it's going to the Shooters and rooters party.

Oh wait, he was talking about the booth Molong Hall.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
This is the greatest article ever

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/defamation-not-18c-the-real-threat-to-free-speech-20161111-gsnms0.html

quote:

Defamation, not 18C, the real threat to free speech

...

Disclosure: The author is currently being sued for defamation by the Plymouth Brethren (Exclusive Brethren) Christian Church Limited, and Fairfax Media is being sued, or threatened, by more than 20 plaintiffs including former Leighton chairman Wal King, Chinese businesswoman Helen Liu, Primary Health Care CEO Peter Gregg and West Indian cricketer Chris Gayle. We have recently settled cases with colourful Melbourne identities Mick Gatto and Antonio Madafferi.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Lid posted:

This is the greatest article ever

That's quite a collection of photographs.

George Brandis practicing his Peter Dutton impersonation.


Pauline Pantsdown practicing her Tim Curry impersonation.


George Christiansen with some Trump porn.


Cory Bernardi thinking about scrotums.


Tony Abbott, upon realising he forgot the onions.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.


Thanks for the recommendation facebook :thumbsup:

I knew that RUA had links to nationalist shitheads so it's no surprise that they are supporting trump, but why are they paying Facebook to advertise a video by Infowars, possibly the craziest people on the internet?

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you


:suicide:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hmm yes, perhaps it was the loss of American prestige and global authority that disenfranchised people - not the actual disenfranchisement.

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts
10:45 presser on Nauru and Manus Island resettlement.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Time to start whinging about the Latin scourge.

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord
Ooh, could be neat to get a stronger central/south american cultural presence here

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
I did not see that coming.

Also, did he say we have no children in detention, and then say we are deporting children in detention to the US?

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Knorth posted:

Ooh, could be neat to get a stronger central/south american cultural presence here

they'll probably just get a bunch of socially conservative catholics and settle them in marginal seats

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

gay picnic defence posted:

they'll probably just get a bunch of socially conservative catholics and settle them in marginal seats

get a bunch of venezuelan emigres and tell them shorten is a chavezista

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Knorth posted:

Ooh, could be neat to get a stronger central/south american cultural presence here

Awwwwe mate. I love me some GYG tucker. Can't wait for more of em so I can order Butter Chicken maaaate.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



quote:


I can now confirm that the government has now reached a further third-party resettlement arrangement.

The agreement is with the United States. It is a one-off agreement. It will not be repeated. It is only available to those currently in the regional processing centres.

It will not be available to any persons seeking to reach Australia in the future.

Our priorities is the resettlement of women, children and families.

It will be administrated with the UN refugee high commission for refugees.

I want to thank the United States for their co-operation.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Trump would abolish it

"What is Australia anyway? An island a Jebs! Does America really need more? We don't know what they're doing over there!" *airhorn*

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It appears to be a once off deal.

What happens to further arrivals?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:

What happens to further arrivals?

Excuse me we have stopped the boats.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
It was nice having a few decades of no White Australia Policy. Oh well.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Whatever you do don't go in the Australian GBS thread.

evilbastard
Mar 6, 2003

Hair Elf

Resident Idiot posted:

NTRabbit posted:

Protest vote against the Nationals supporting the Greyhound ban, amongst other things, apparently
Also the upcoming merger with Blayney and Carbonne councils I believe - the mergers have never been popular in the country.

It's important to note that Orange is also the Federal seat of Calare, which in 1996 5-term Labor rep David Simmons was expected to be thrown out by the Nationals, only to have Peter Andren run an independent bid and take 63% of the vote.

I always joke that he beat the Nationals because he had been doing the 8:35pm stock report every night for as long as I could remember on CBN-8 ('Mid State Television 6-8-9). In reality this was the electorate saw what was going on over at Tamworth with Tony Windsor and agreed that the National's all-the-way-with Liberals meant that their local voice was silenced, so it was time to be look elsewhere .

Andren was re-elected multiple times, at one point holding a 75%-25% 2pp, until in 2006 the AEC redistribution massively changed his electoral boundaries. The conspiracy theory was he was making too much noise in Canberra (Anti Iraq war, warning about climate change, pro-refugee, and most importantly repeatedly asking questions about politician's Superannuation and introducing private members bills to enable Reps to turn it down). [Yes, the AEC is independent)

In 2007 He decided he would make a run for the Senate, but was diagnosed with cancer in August, left parliament in October and died in November.

He is very fondly remembered, and I'm not at all surprised that the voters cast around looking for someone else to stir up parliament, except State this time. A quick bit of cynical re-branding from the Shooters + Fishers party back in April 2016 and there you go, a new hope ready-made to tap into voter resentment.

evilbastard fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Nov 13, 2016

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Whatever you do don't go in the Australian GBS thread.
Link pls.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Cartoon posted:

Link pls.

all old memes are new posted:

I have made a terrible mistake :smith:

got drunk on goon, and went too hard with a sounding rod. now its all blood

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/tug6QzJ.jpg:nws:

Im washing it all off but it keeps bleeding from in deep

i don't even care if I die from this bullshit. i just wanted to feel nice and now this happened. gently caress this gay earth
just wanted to let you guys know.

tldr: goon gets drunk, shoves metal bolt up his dick, now cant stop bleeding :v:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Wow, not clicking that image link so loving hard.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
yeah those :nws: should probably be :nms:

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

Synthbuttrange posted:

tldr: goon gets drunk, shoves metal bolt up his dick, now cant stop bleeding :v:

What? Whyyyyyyy?

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Synthbuttrange posted:

tldr: goon gets drunk, shoves metal bolt up his dick, now cant stop bleeding :v:

lmao pretty sure that's raptor fag

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
and speaking of stabbing yourself in the dick:

quote:

Labor is also worried about the impact its forced introduction of compulsory preferential voting will have on the election, a move which was seen as tactically beneficial in combating a growing urban Green vote, but which now has the potential to deliver One Nation more influence.
http://www.theage.com.au/federal-po...111-gsn970.html

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Treasurer Scott Morrison is on the mend after emergency surgery, for an undisclosed ailment, in Canberra Hospital.

Suspicious timing eh.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
His heart probably started working.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

rumble in the bunghole posted:

His heart probably started working.

does he even have one? I assumed his organs were just a collection of anuses

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bill Shorten says temporary overseas workers 'taking the jobs' of Australians
Opposition leader denies shift to anti-globalisation message but says Australia must learn from Donald Trump’s victory

we're hosed

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
i mean that is literally true though

we don't bitch about 457 visas for no reason

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
my family came here on a 457 visa, why do you all hate me :saddowns:

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
For stealing jobs, pay attention.

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

Foreign workers have been a necessary part of the Australian economy in large part because of the failure of our education and training system (and business of course) to fill the gap in skills in the labour market. Any reduction or reform of the migrant worker programme has to come with reform to education away from the desires of the students and more towards the needs of the labour market otherwise we will get massive skill shortages in jobs that aren't sexy enough to attract students. Skills shortages means paying a lot more for a bunch of things we didn't necessarily expect to.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Les Affaires posted:

Foreign workers have been a necessary part of the Australian economy in large part because of the failure of our education and training system (and business of course) to fill the gap in skills in the labour market.
How much of that that gap in the labour market is actually a lack of people with senior levels of experience willing to work for junior wages?

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

I think most of the foreign workers we import would be happy to become permanent residents, rather than living on a 457 visa.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Les Affaires posted:

Foreign workers have been a necessary part of the Australian economy in large part because of the failure of our education and training system (and business of course) to fill the gap in skills in the labour market. Any reduction or reform of the migrant worker programme has to come with reform to education away from the desires of the students and more towards the needs of the labour market otherwise we will get massive skill shortages in jobs that aren't sexy enough to attract students. Skills shortages means paying a lot more for a bunch of things we didn't necessarily expect to.
Source your quotes.

Leadership spill is on in the NSW Nats following disastrous Orange by-election.

One does have to wonder about this symbolic sacrificing of the leader fad we seem to be undergoing in recent politics. Rudd-Gillard-Rudd, Abbott-Turnbull...
It now begs the question "What will the new figure head do differently?" In federal politics the only notable change was being less creepy towards women and eating fewer onions. What will a new NSW National's leader do that a shooters and fishers and farmers and dramalama's party member can't/won't? What a joke in a polity typified by clowns and muppets.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Cartoon posted:

Source your quotes.

he's correct tho?

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Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
If foreign worker= 457 visa then a few points to note.

457 visas are widely misused and rorted. http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2015/08/more-457-visa-rorts-revealed-3/ http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-27/corruption-and-widespread-rorting-undermining-immigration/7537270?pfmredir=sm
There is no effective test in a 457 visa to determine whether or not local workers are available.
The whole thing is a wedge politic by employers and their toadies to crash the cost of labour.

Surely another better solution, rather than the terrifyingly anti-freedom and authoritarian "reform to education away from the desires of the students and more towards the needs of the labour market otherwise we will get massive skill shortages in jobs that aren't sexy enough to attract students", would be to improve the pay, social status and working conditions for people in the jobs where a skill shortage has developed. That the skill shortage has been created by short term profit seeking in industries that depend on these skills to survive isn't a problem in education, it is one of the fundamental problems with capitalism.

This issue has been played out too many times over the period since the industrial revolution that ignoring the actual known cause (gently caress wit shareholders and mangers) and the solution (strong labour laws that require employers to act in their long term best interests) is completely laughable.

I accidentally did some investigative journalism into the rural skills shortage and young job snobs. :siren: It is all a loving horrible lie. :siren: There are no jobs out there for Australians. The employers want to hire backpackers they can 'burn out' or, more chillingly, a bunch of Taiwanese who are clearly on some dodgey 'guest worker' arrangement and effectively being treated as slaves. So yeah if Les Affaires wants to own what he posted fair game.

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