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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Avshalom posted:

nn the chicken mengele

you of all people should know that living on a farm turns you into live-stock-hitler.

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
my grandpa couldn't hurt any of his animals my grandma had to do all the killing/giving medicine

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Let this be response gif for all time thx

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Avshalom posted:

chickens are hilariously brutal in many ways but they also have their moments of sweetness. :unsmith: crossposted from the backyard chooks thread,

:yayclod: gogo Zebby!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I had a new pet chicken every few months as a child until I figured out what was going on...

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Chelb posted:

love the torrent of responses to these tweets by straight white guys accusing her of strawmanning

really great. just peaches

I wonder if dm'ng people gross anime porn will get you banned from Twitter.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
question for chat thread. would election results have been different without commey's last minute letter and then hasty retraction? or were systemic problems with campaign and electorate deep enough that the results would have been very similar. i can't say one way or the other

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

question for chat thread. would election results have been different without commey's last minute letter and then hasty retraction? or were systemic problems with campaign and electorate deep enough that the results would have been very similar. i can't say one way or the other

it's impossible to know but hillary lost a couple of key states by sufficiently tiny votes that it definitely could have tipped things

PA: 100,000 votes
Michigan: 100,000 votes
Wisconsin: 30,000 votes

Flip that many people and Hillary wins 278-260 over Trump

Florida, at 200,000 votes (roughly the same number of people who voted Johnson there), would take it to 307-231.

Otoh maybe spending time and money on those states (maybe without even changing policy agendas!) would have actually done something too. Or a different candidate. Or a different policy agenda. Or not. It was a very close election.

Disinterested fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Nov 13, 2016

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

question for chat thread. would election results have been different without commey's last minute letter and then hasty retraction? or were systemic problems with campaign and electorate deep enough that the results would have been very similar. i can't say one way or the other

the clinton campaign was only interested in appealing to 'moderate' republicans (who were scared off by comey's letter). so both, i guess???

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

question for chat thread. would election results have been different without commey's last minute letter and then hasty retraction? or were systemic problems with campaign and electorate deep enough that the results would have been very similar. i can't say one way or the other

the voters clinton actually lost as in voted for obama and trump most likely don't give two shits about an fbi letter

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
having just heard spoken welsh for the first time i find it deeply reminiscent of zizek speaking english

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

having just heard spoken welsh for the first time i find it deeply reminiscent of zizek speaking english

welsh is what i imagine moloch speaks

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I think the perception of Hillary as crooked and insidery is something that has been built over decades, not the last week or two, and I don't think any new developments on that front would play much of a role in crafting her identity.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i wonder if this held up in the general

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Volkerball posted:

I think the perception of Hillary as crooked and insidery is something that has been built over decades, not the last week or two, and I don't think any new developments on that front would play much of a role in crafting her identity.

It could have given the soft support from people who couldn't justify trump to themselves just enough cover to feel like they could hold their nose.

This is all a moot point anyways since America's real goal obviously should be increasing heroin distribution across the midwest and declaring any town of less than 30k a nuclear waste disposal site in the same states.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

the paradigm shift posted:

This is all a moot point anyways since America's real goal obviously should be increasing heroin distribution across the midwest and declaring any town of less than 30k a nuclear waste disposal site in the same states.

Wait a few weeks until I finish moving, tia

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

the paradigm shift posted:

It could have given the soft support from people who couldn't justify trump to themselves just enough cover to feel like they could hold their nose.

This is all a moot point anyways since America's real goal obviously should be increasing heroin distribution across the midwest and declaring any town of less than 30k a nuclear waste disposal site in the same states.

:agreed:

My new plan if advertising doesn't pan out is to sell heroin to white communities.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/chuchugoogoo/status/797543607230144512

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
how do you make confetti look like glass shards

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

you of all people should know that living on a farm turns you into live-stock-hitler.
actually i only kill my animals when they're in terrible pain, and if i ever raise my own meat i'll have to be somewhere where i can enlist the services of a shochet (which means i probably won't ever be raising my own meat. but it's ok)

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

:agreed:

My new plan if advertising doesn't pan out is to sell heroin to white communities.

¿porque no los dos?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The Muppets On PCP posted:

¿porque no los dos?

You don't need to advertise heroin (or most drugs, for that matter), that poo poo sells itself.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
GRANTED, I would love love LOVE to take on the advertising needs of some colorado weed brand.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


lol

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

GRANTED, I would love love LOVE to take on the advertising needs of some colorado weed brand.
same, if you ever get the opportunity and want to say you're in partnership with a qualified graphic designer then i'm up for it

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i went to the discount bookstore today with my kid and i got some good stuff!

including a chris ware comic

...

:negative:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/Trevornoah/status/797602049076658176

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

how elaborate is confetti shaped like glass shards

isn't that just "shredded" shaped

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

You don't need to advertise heroin (or most drugs, for that matter), that poo poo sells itself.

marketing is by far the largest budget item in the pharmaceutical industry

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The Muppets On PCP posted:

marketing is by far the largest budget item in the pharmaceutical industry

that's mostly just to say "hey! it's not narcotics if a guy with a medical degree tells you that you need it!"

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The Muppets On PCP posted:

marketing is by far the largest budget item in the pharmaceutical industry

I said drugs, not pharmaceuticals. Granted, when pharma starts taking up the legal weed business you'll see them doing dollars into that. It's when I'll swoop in with my dreadlocks and advertising know-how.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
pharmaceuticals are drugs

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The Muppets On PCP posted:

pharmaceuticals are drugs

:manning:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

boner confessor posted:

that's mostly just to say "hey! it's not narcotics if a guy with a medical degree tells you that you need it!"

those doctors' lunches, golf outings, vacations, and grocery bags full of samples aren't gonna pay for themselves

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
took a long posting break, did i miss anything in the news or politics?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Swan Oat posted:

took a long posting break, did i miss anything in the news or politics?


The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

in trump's america the pill mills will be open for business once again free from obama's onerous job-killing regulations

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Swan Oat posted:

took a long posting break, did i miss anything in the news or politics?

https://hillaryis45.com

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Muppets On PCP posted:

marketing is by far the largest budget item in the pharmaceutical industry

pfizer is so hosed when viagra finally goes generic

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

pfizer is so hosed when viagra finally goes generic

they'll declare a morgellons pandemic

or super myasthenia gravis

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