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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Al! posted:

good cuz that's literally all you'll be doing then, first we turn the frogs gay then....... alex jones

Want in on a little secret from the folks at Gay Frog Drugs, LLD?

We got Jones years ago

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
you guys realize there's prob a fairly good chance you are gonna get an interviewed rite?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Typo posted:

please tell me for this part


You filled out "to make America great again"

poo poo!!!!!

I put "to grift moron rubes lol"

man MAGA is a much better answer

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Epic High Five posted:

Want in on a little secret from the folks at Gay Frog Drugs, LLD?

We got Jones years ago

alex jones just caught in the woods naked from the waist down fuckin a big ol male bullfrog

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

okay I applied for "Department of Followup Construction of Salinated Trails - Arab" whatever that is

Hope its nothing too, you know, fascisty

that sounds metal as gently caress

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I'd say it's not worth applying because they'd look into me and see I'm a hard-left liberal monster who clearly disdains all of them, but...

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Al! posted:

alex jones just caught in the woods naked from the waist down fuckin a big ol male bullfrog

Experience described as, "ribbiting"

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Al! posted:

good cuz that's literally all you'll be doing then, first we turn the frogs gay then....... alex jones

i buy that alex jones is a government-produced gay frog i guess

you fellas have a bit of a one track mind though

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Like for real, I would give almost anything to be a fly on the wall in the meeting where the Infowars people demand to finally know the scoop about chemtrails, etc, and it's just 8 hours of government scientists telling Alex Jones chemtrails and DMT elves aren't real, and he just gets more and more angry yelling "I am secretary of science! I ORDER you to tell me the truth!" over and over.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


GrimGypsy posted:

I'd say it's not worth applying because they'd look into me and see I'm a hard-left liberal monster who clearly disdains all of them, but...

That might make you more likely to be hired. If Trump is running this poo poo like The Apprentice then he's going to want maximum conflict and backstabbery

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



GrimGypsy posted:

I'd say it's not worth applying because they'd look into me and see I'm a hard-left liberal monster who clearly disdains all of them, but...

It's totally worth applying because they have to fill like 6,000 positions in 2 months because nobody realized that was a thing they had to do

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Pence is going to make the trans run on time

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


mormonpartyboat posted:

that sounds metal as gently caress

pretty cool way of saying "New Trail of Tears" imo

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lord of Pie posted:

That might make you more likely to be hired. If Trump is running this poo poo like The Apprentice then he's going to want maximum conflict and backstabbery

"You're hired, no interview necessary! I saw that your application had hair and blood caked onto it and was written in some sort of deranged cypher and I just KNEW you'd be perfect working under my mortal enemy"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
someone find me a new av lol i need to get rid of the tower. i was really banking on getting banned.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Darkman Fanpage posted:

someone find me a new av lol i need to get rid of the tower. i was really banking on getting banned.

If you said this next Friday I would've bought you two towers as a new AV but alas money is tight

consider u r self lucky

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



ah yes the duckface MAGA-angle

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Lord of Pie posted:

That might make you more likely to be hired. If Trump is running this poo poo like The Apprentice then he's going to want maximum conflict and backstabbery

Oh poo poo.

The weekly radio address is just gonna be him publicly firing a new undersecretary a random, isn't it?

Top level cabinet positions for finale episodes once a quarter.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


ok im applying

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
one demographic hillary definitely overlooked: the bimbo demographic.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Secretary of State Gary Busey

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Lord of Pie posted:

Secretary of State Gary Busey


Lord of Pie posted:

Secretary of State Gary Busey


Lord of Pie posted:

Secretary of State Gary Busey


Lord of Pie posted:

Secretary of State Gary Busey

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I need a job when I graduate college but I think working for the Trump administration would put a damper on my political career aspirations

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Darkman Fanpage posted:

someone find me a new av lol i need to get rid of the tower. i was really banking on getting banned.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

blue squares posted:

I need a job when I graduate college but I think working for the Trump administration would put a damper on my political career aspirations

"worked for the first emperor of USA" sounds p good on ur resume imo

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

on the night of the yuge knives Bannon and his alt right brown shirts will be puged

This is gonna happen except it will be the alt right people doing the purging

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Darkman Fanpage posted:

someone find me a new av lol i need to get rid of the tower. i was really banking on getting banned.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

But like how many monkey paws have we gone through at this point? I lost count somewhere around 500-ish. Whichever one it was where Obama said off camera "I'd like to see Trump do this loving job."

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I feel like in a final twist of fate Jeb! is going to wind up in the cabinet

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Maybe in this timeline Bill and Obama are going to stroke Trumps ego and convince him to rain piss down on Paul Ryan for not putting a trillion dollars for infrastructure into the Obamacare repeal bill.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Also extending that train of thought on Xi:

quote:

Chinese President Xi Jinping told U.S. President-elect Donald Trump in a phone call on Monday that cooperation was the only choice for relations between the two countries, Chinese state media said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-china-idUSKBN1390D3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByMTB6n6HVU

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shark Sandwich posted:

I feel like in a final twist of fate Jeb! is going to wind up in the cabinet

Trump's bringing court jesters back in style, and I for one will support that.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mrmcd posted:

But like how many monkey paws have we gone through at this point? I lost count somewhere around 500-ish. Whichever one it was where Obama said off camera "I'd like to see Trump do this loving job."

never, ever, ever use a monkey paw wish to wish for infinite monkey paws

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Shark Sandwich posted:

I feel like in a final twist of fate Jeb! is going to wind up in the cabinet

He's applying on the website right now with every position checked

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

mormonpartyboat posted:

never, ever, ever use a monkey paw wish to wish for infinite monkey paws

Ooooooh.

That actually explains everything about this timeline.

Next-Gen
Sep 22, 2004

Ted Nugent is the next generation in Joint Combat soldiers



Jeb!'s gotta be lookin frantically for a turtle conservation gig

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

change my name posted:

He's applying on the website right now with every position checked

Past experience: Guac Merchant (Foolish). 2015 - 2016.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
secretary of adorable pocket friends

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