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Jerry Cotton posted:I remember a story about an orphaned kangaroo and wombat living in the same "pouch" and i wonder what happened to them do you happen to know them?
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cinci zoo sniper posted:hold on let me call them nvm found them they were released to the wild in 2013  didn't remember the third dude
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epipen posted:you're not another kiwi are you? nope, canadian dated a half-maori girl for a while though and she said I was "very kiwi"???
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Jerry Cotton posted:nvm found them they were released to the wild in 2013 Seems to be a common arrangement in that part of the world
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Trabant posted:
FUCKER DIDN'T REMEMBER TO CHECK THE DATA ROWS SO NOW HE HAS WEIRD CHARACTERS SHOWING UP ON SCREEN LMAO
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Nov 14, 2016 17:12
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peggy the wombat was released back into nature in november 2013 and i cant find anything about the fate of the anzac the joey since these idiots named him anzac. presumably was released back into nature somewhere 2014
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GENDERED SLUR posted:nope, canadian the joke was earthquake Dislike button posted:Seems to be a common arrangement in that part of the world
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third was cupcake the wallaby
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GENDERED SLUR posted:nope, canadian are you covered in fine brown hair are you green on the inside
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GENDERED SLUR posted:nope, canadian kiwis are basically sea canadians so that checks out
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epipen posted:the joke was earthquake welp 
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Improbable Lobster posted:are you covered in fine brown hair yes all these things
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Trig Discipline posted:kiwis are basically sea canadians so that checks out very true
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there's a vasectomy guy named richard chopp i called his office to verify he was real
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graph posted:there's a vasectomy guy named richard chopp a while back, his office (austin urology associates) also included a dr. wang
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GENDERED SLUR posted:nope, canadian lol if my mate here was kiwi he'd be over at my place right fuckin now 
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Wheany posted:it's pretty fast... i guess
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this is why isis rapes our children (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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  Manly products for manly men
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keyboard vomit posted:
put them in yur pee-hole
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duTrieux. posted:put them in yur pee-hole http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:im not sure i follow 1) cotton swabs have fallen out of favor by heath professionals as a way to clean wax out of your ears because of the risk of injury 2) stores don't even put cotton swabs in the "ear care" aisle anymore 3) manufacturers are trying everything they can to advertise alternate uses for cotton swabs 4) unnecessary overly masculine branding on cotton swabs packaging is funny, i guess they want to target the demographic of men who for some reason think buying cotton swabs is effeminate.
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Dislike button posted:Seems to be a common arrangement in that part of the world
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GENDERED SLUR posted:anyway I tried Dipropyltryptamine (DPT, very close relative of DMT) last night and it's pretty cool when my ex smoked DMT he thought he had sat there for trillions of years until he reached the game over screen at the end of the universe. i appeared there as god, wearing a magical purple fruit hat, and told him i was going to erase his memories and send him back in time to be born again and relive his entire life up until the moment he had left. was p easy to get rent money out of him on time after that.
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Graff posted:when my ex smoked DMT he thought he had sat there for trillions of years until he reached the game over screen at the end of the universe. i appeared there as god, wearing a magical purple fruit hat, and told him i was going to erase his memories and send him back in time to be born again and relive his entire life up until the moment he had left. was p easy to get rent money out of him on time after that. Salvia is like that too, except it only lasts for a couple minutes.
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Graff posted:when my ex smoked DMT he thought he had sat there for trillions of years until he reached the game over screen at the end of the universe. i appeared there as god, wearing a magical purple fruit hat, and told him i was going to erase his memories and send him back in time to be born again and relive his entire life up until the moment he had left. was p easy to get rent money out of him on time after that. lmao
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keyboard vomit posted:
i cant even eat a food unless its indicated for men  broccoli? what the gently caress kinda woman poo poo is broccoli imma just have this man-safe 40% bacon burger
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Nov 14, 2016 20:25
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i found a MANCARE+ LOOFAH FOR MEN
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Crumpet Strumpet posted:i found a MANCARE+ LOOFAH FOR MEN loving lol
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Nov 14, 2016 20:36
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SCOURGE YOUR GRIME /cgi grim reaper but with a loofah instead of a scythe blade does crosswipe
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Sniep posted:i cant even eat a food unless its indicated for men gonna invite some bros around to get up in man cave meat products... wait.
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I got a nice shirt with a good design for 90% off because men are real precious about wearing anything with pink on it.
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Crumpet Strumpet posted:i found a MANCARE+ LOOFAH FOR MEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUSbjbLwmBQ never not a good time to post sean lock, he's got an amazing and much longer standup bit about this that i can't find on youtube though
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Sniep posted:i cant even eat a food unless its indicated for men
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Sniep posted:i cant even eat a food unless its indicated for men omg those focus-grouped tattoos
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