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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Based on how badly Nintendo botched the classic, what are the chances that the Switch will be a similar gently caress up.

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numerrik
Jul 15, 2009

Falcon Punch!

zolthorg posted:

amiibo was a sad whale project which kept the wii u afloat
switch games will probably better support whatever the switch amiibo project is, but you'll be able to buy them as seperate dlc or as easy to obtain cards or whatever

the last possible thing i want in the world is for switch games to actually give you token gifts for being an amiibo owner after i just sold like fourty of mine

Well, it's been said that they're holding back the cloud and bayonetta amiibo until smash switch launches. So there's that if you were wanting them to drop statue amiibo completely.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

Based on how badly Nintendo botched the classic, what are the chances that the Switch will be a similar gently caress up.

The supply will be limited, but this one will guaranteed actually be possible to preorder, probably starting Jan 12, so if you want one you'll be able to get one.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly

numerrik posted:

Well, it's been said that they're holding back the cloud and bayonetta amiibo until smash switch launches. So there's that if you were wanting them to drop statue amiibo completely.

I hope they pull a Pokkén tournament and add waluigi despite him showing up as an assist

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
gently caress, they added Waluigi to Pokkén?

Spellman
May 31, 2011

greatn posted:

gently caress, they added Waluigi to Pokkén?
Yes evidently

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Waltzing Along posted:

Based on how badly Nintendo botched the classic, what are the chances that the Switch will be a similar gently caress up.

based on how limited availability has been for a niche nostalgia product, what are the chances that nintendo will similarly gently caress up their last chance at being a relevant player in the hardware market

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is pokken good

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Better than Street Fighter 5 probably.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

wicka posted:

based on how limited availability has been for a niche nostalgia product, what are the chances that nintendo will similarly gently caress up their last chance at being a relevant player in the hardware market

High.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Nintendo? gently caress up a major hardware release? It's not like they have a history of this or anything.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



if you think there's even a single reason to draw conclusions related to the switch based on the NES classic launch then, well, you're as dumb as you are

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
N64 GameCube and WiiU, GBA, DS, and 3DS were easy to get at launch. The only difficult one was monster smash Wii. If the Switch has the Wii's launch problems Nintendo will be happy.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly

It's great for babby's first fighting game but it's extremely unbalanced, or at least it was when I last played it

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

wicka posted:

if you think there's even a single reason to draw conclusions related to the switch based on the NES classic launch then, well, you're as dumb as you are

I don't need the NES Classic to tell me that Nintendo's most frequent shooting victim is their own foot.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


nintendo loves stupid proprietary ports; the switch uses USB-C. nintendo love stupid, gimmicky names; "switch" is the most boring, on-the-nose name possible. nintendo loves marketing $300 electronics to children, to the detriment of every other demographic; the switch trailer looked it was cast with how i met your mother extras. at what point is it going to be obvious enough that they aren't repeating every mistake they've ever made on a product that is arguably the most important in their history?

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

Waltzing Along posted:

Based on how badly Nintendo botched the classic, what are the chances that the Switch will be a similar gently caress up.
We'll see. :-)

lllllllllllllllllll fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Nov 14, 2016

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I don't know what you mean about the shop. It's perfectly usable, and has like every title available on launch day. I think the WiiU was the first console to start doing that.

Decus
Feb 24, 2013
Pre-orders will go up on the 12th so any gently caress-ups will be entirely on Nintendo/production to actually have enough to fill the launch orders that are made. If they're expecting 2 million in march worldwide because that's literally all they can make in time there will be problems, but I doubt it'll be that extreme unless they really want to time bursts of availability with change in currency exchange.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Kimishima has said the 2 million is them being conservative and they have the ability to increase the shipment if demand called for it.

Spellman
May 31, 2011

A smaller stock can make people rabidly attracted to a product if it's cool. The Wii was hard to find and I didn't get mine until 6 months later, but it felt like forever.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
I managed to get a Wii on release day, but only after waiting 19 hours in line

Barudak
May 7, 2007

tap my mountain posted:

I managed to get a Wii on release day, but only after waiting 19 hours in line

I did the same thing and I've never regretted something more.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Not super proud of it but my wife and I snuck in through the employee entrance at a mall on Wii launch day. When they finally let in the horde who had been waiting at the legit entrances we were already standing in front of GameStop trying to look innocent. After we got our Wii, a security guard had to escort us to our car. But they did that with everybody who got one anyway. I think this not being a Christmas launch basically guarantees we won't have a repeat of that level of madness.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Nov 14, 2016

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I got a Wii by skipping class and waiting a couple hours. The Switch launching next year could either be a good thing because it gives them more time to make more switches than if they had launched this year or it's a bad thing because they don't think they will have enough so they are launching at a time when people aren't clamoring for christmas gifts.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I got a Wii by preordering during E3 and walking into the store at my leisure.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I think I'll preorder a Switch and then get it when it comes out and play it

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

wicka posted:

at what point is it going to be obvious enough that they aren't repeating every mistake they've ever made on a product that is arguably the most important in their history?
When the system is in my hands and I know it's fun and good.

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

I got my Wii by calling NoA and complaining on the phone til they sold me one from the massive warehouse of stock they were withholding for "RMA"

the switch will probably be in pretty decent supply by holiday 20'17 but dont go to work on Jan 12 if you want one before april

zolthorg fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Nov 14, 2016

Delusibeta
Aug 7, 2013

Let's ride together.

Imagined posted:

Not super proud of it but my wife and I snuck in through the employee entrance at a mall on Wii launch day. When they finally let in the horde who had been waiting at the legit entrances we were already standing in front of GameStop trying to look innocent. After we got our Wii, a security guard had to escort us to our car. But they did that with everybody who got one anyway. I think this not being a Christmas launch basically guarantees we won't have a repeat of that level of madness.

While I don't think there's going to be any hordes waiting outside of shopping malls (or indeed anything near the level of the PS4 and Xbone launches), Nintendo of America has a dreadful track record in shipping plentiful supplies of anything that's not a Mario game in the last few years. Considering how woefully supplied American retailers are of the NES Classic, an machine that costs Nintendo approximately tuppence to make, I dread to think how limited an actual console will be in America. This is definitely a console I'd advise pre-ordering if you're in the United States and don't want to wait until May.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Delusibeta posted:

While I don't think there's going to be any hordes waiting outside of shopping malls (or indeed anything near the level of the PS4 and Xbone launches), Nintendo of America has a dreadful track record in shipping plentiful supplies of anything that's not a Mario game in the last few years. Considering how woefully supplied American retailers are of the NES Classic, an machine that costs Nintendo approximately tuppence to make, I dread to think how limited an actual console will be in America. This is definitely a console I'd advise pre-ordering if you're in the United States and don't want to wait until May.

the NES classic and the switch have gently caress all to do with each other.

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

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of SA-Mart forever

Imagined posted:

Not super proud of it but my wife and I snuck in through the employee entrance at a mall on Wii launch day. When they finally let in the horde who had been waiting at the legit entrances we were already standing in front of GameStop trying to look innocent. After we got our Wii, a security guard had to escort us to our car. But they did that with everybody who got one anyway. I think this not being a Christmas launch basically guarantees we won't have a repeat of that level of madness.

I started working at a GameStop-type shop right before the PS2 launch, which was a drat right mess. We had to do similar things with security and so on. We were at a tiny mall in gently caress-all nowhere and we had an armed policeman nearby for the early-morning opening.

Everyone who was there at 6 AM or whatever was cordial and professional, I am happy to say.

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
Don't forget that someone once literally died due to....what was it? Bladder failure? Because they were trying to win a Wii in a radio contest for their kids by holding in their piss for hours? That happened didn't it?

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
It actually wasn't the bladder, she just od'd on water, which is apparently possible.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Viewtiful Jew posted:

Don't forget that someone once literally died due to....what was it? Bladder failure? Because they were trying to win a Wii in a radio contest for their kids by holding in their piss for hours? That happened didn't it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KDND#.22Hold_Your_Wee_for_a_Wii.22_contest

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

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She fights for LOVE
Yeah, there have been several cases of water poisoning due to water drinking contests. Drowning is a completely different thing, in case you were wondering.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


greatn posted:

It actually wasn't the bladder, she just od'd on water, which is apparently possible.

Yeah, it was widely discussed after a Air Force recruit died in basic training from it.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
The worst part is a doctor called in to the radio show to tell them what they were doing was dangerous and they brushed it off and said "Can ya believe this kook? Water bad for you? LOL!"

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


greatn posted:

The worst part is a doctor called in to the radio show to tell them what they were doing was dangerous and they brushed it off and said "Can ya believe this kook? Water bad for you? LOL!"

no, the worst part is that he called and they said "yeah, we know, they signed a waiver"

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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Ah you see I was just relaying it how I had heard on an episode of my favorite journalists, The Game Grumps

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