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franco
Jan 3, 2003

anothergod posted:

2) I'm going to bang them later

A Man and his dog parachute account sighted.

Munching on questionable leftovers is fine as long as they get down!

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Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Hobo Camp posted:

I hate servers.

You prob hosed up, hth

anothergod
Apr 11, 2016

franco posted:

A Man and his dog parachute account sighted.

Munching on questionable leftovers is fine as long as they get down!

Haha, what is a parachute account? Doesn't everyone in the service industry get down? Is there a place where they don't?

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

anothergod posted:

Haha, what is a parachute account?

"parachute account" - SA-specific term for a sockpuppet (they parachute into threads etc).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_(Internet)

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006

:chef: :eng99:
I mean, I recall this wayyy back from my mcdonalds days as a teen.. once it crosses the counter (from customer to employee) again, always to the trash. If it was like, COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED or from a large party or something, maybe Id nibble for myself, but no never for family meal.

Think of it this way -- it's already been paid for, so there's very little incentive to "save" that value as family meal, god forbid someone got sick from staff meal.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I will off the pans, and plates that never leave back of house. That's it.

Customers are gross.

anothergod
Apr 11, 2016

Turkeybone posted:

I mean, I recall this wayyy back from my mcdonalds days as a teen.. once it crosses the counter (from customer to employee) again, always to the trash. If it was like, COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED or from a large party or something, maybe Id nibble for myself, but no never for family meal.

Think of it this way -- it's already been paid for, so there's very little incentive to "save" that value as family meal, god forbid someone got sick from staff meal.

Yeah quite literally this.

I was shocked as gently caress when I first saw people doing this, but then I realized it was NBD because it's literally the person doing the eating who decides if they'll risk it or not. Who the gently caress else's judgment even matters at that point? If I was BoH I'd probably never do it because you never know, but when you're a server or bartender you have this thing called being judgmental as gently caress and that's probably one of the only times where that's probably OK.

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

anothergod posted:

Yeah quite literally this.

I was shocked as gently caress when I first saw people doing this, but then I realized it was NBD because it's literally the person doing the eating who decides if they'll risk it or not. Who the gently caress else's judgment even matters at that point? If I was BoH I'd probably never do it because you never know, but when you're a server or bartender you have this thing called being judgmental as gently caress and that's probably one of the only times where that's probably OK.

I saw a fellow server pull birthday cake out of the trash and eat it. I've never let her live it down, she's our very own George Castanza

Shabadu
Jul 18, 2003

rain dance


Sometimes when we do tastings for weddings or new menus we'll have large silver dishes and we'll serve them Butler style or Family Style depending. That stuff is absolutely on the table for scraps.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
lol if you don't assume every customer is a walking bacteria bomb and double lol that this is even a conversation

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

I've seen foh more apt to do that sort of thing than boh.
One server would empty wineglasses into a coffee cup:barf:
We also found the dishwashers pulling that trick on occasion.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

lol if you don't assume every customer is a walking bacteria bomb and double lol that this is even a conversation

Lol if you don't assume every person making min wage in a kitchen is a bacteria bomb, double lol if you have worked in a restaurant

anothergod
Apr 11, 2016

goodness posted:

Lol if you don't assume every person making min wage in a kitchen is a bacteria bomb, double lol if you have worked in a restaurant

Everyone in restaurants have very good personal floras. Or else they all act like it. Haha

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Shabadu posted:

Sometimes when we do tastings for weddings or new menus we'll have large silver dishes and we'll serve them Butler style or Family Style depending. That stuff is absolutely on the table for scraps.

Box lunches too, right?

remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009
Just got promoted to shift supervisor.

Tell me, thread, how me, a woman in the business for less than two years will effectively command a shift of 15 men who have been at it for 5-30 years?

I mean, I assume I just put out my balls.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

remote control carnivore posted:

Just got promoted to shift supervisor.

Tell me, thread, how me, a woman in the business for less than two years will effectively command a shift of 15 men who have been at it for 5-30 years?

I mean, I assume I just put out my balls.

grab them by their pussies

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Don't get hung up on how many years you or anyone else has. If someone has been in the same position for decades, there's a reason and it probably isn't the fat paycheck. Two years then shift manager is not an unusual career progression at all, just take no poo poo and be honest with people. My biggest problems with management have been centered around management not communicating and big timing people. The line cooks can understand poo poo like food cost, and if you explain what the hell you are telling them to do, they are more likely to not only do it, but be empowered to do it better and apply the experience they have that you may not.

Thoht
Aug 3, 2006

Also realize that different people need to be managed differently. Some people need lots of positive feedback, some actually like critical feedback (I'm one), and some prefer to be left alone whenever possible (sometimes reasonable, sometimes not). Successful management is in large part about reading people.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I forgot if this was already posted or not but it was in the anti-food porn thread and it's relevant to this one.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



RandomPauI posted:

I forgot if this was already posted or not but it was in the anti-food porn thread and it's relevant to this one.



I've always wanted a dining experience similar to my cat's.

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

RandomPauI posted:

I forgot if this was already posted or not but it was in the anti-food porn thread and it's relevant to this one.



"The Slippery Shrimp Chute"

Action George
Apr 13, 2013

Verisimilidude posted:

I've always wanted a dining experience similar to my cat's.

Someone else paying for, preparing and cleaning up all of my meals? Sounds like the good life to me.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

RandomPauI posted:

I forgot if this was already posted or not but it was in the anti-food porn thread and it's relevant to this one.



But I want the shrimp at the top that's been at room temperature for hours.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

I choose to believe that's an ice sculpture, and it's a shrimp luge.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Safety Dance posted:

I choose to believe that's an ice sculpture, and it's a shrimp luge.

I think that's exactly what it is.

anothergod
Apr 11, 2016

At first I thought it was Chex Mix. I don't know which would be worse.

... Or better?

remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009

Babylon Astronaut posted:

Don't get hung up on how many years you or anyone else has. If someone has been in the same position for decades, there's a reason and it probably isn't the fat paycheck. Two years then shift manager is not an unusual career progression at all, just take no poo poo and be honest with people. My biggest problems with management have been centered around management not communicating and big timing people. The line cooks can understand poo poo like food cost, and if you explain what the hell you are telling them to do, they are more likely to not only do it, but be empowered to do it better and apply the experience they have that you may not.


Thoht posted:

Also realize that different people need to be managed differently. Some people need lots of positive feedback, some actually like critical feedback (I'm one), and some prefer to be left alone whenever possible (sometimes reasonable, sometimes not). Successful management is in large part about reading people.

Thanks homies! :hfive: I've had a small taste of supervising while I was lead cook; my supervisor who just got promoted to sous was already cross-training for that position, so I was essentially running the show here and there.

I'm a little encouraged that I'm going to a different shift, full of all new hires. This is good because they don't know I was the clueless salad bar lady 18 months ago. Now they just know me as one of the the strongest cooks in the kitchen* who knows all the equipment and works closely with the management team.

*according to my exec, not just being a blowhard!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

RandomPauI posted:

I forgot if this was already posted or not but it was in the anti-food porn thread and it's relevant to this one.



Are those tail-on?

edit: why

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Nov 17, 2016

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
It looks like some are tail on and others are tail off.

Hobo Camp
Aug 8, 2006

No problo, Rob Lowe.

RandomPauI posted:

I forgot if this was already posted or not but it was in the anti-food porn thread and it's relevant to this one.



This is a cruise ship.

There's no way this isn't a cruise ship.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

MrSlam posted:

But I want the shrimp at the top that's been at room temperature for hours.

It looks like the top is solid, so they probably filled that then flipped it onto the platter. God I don't want to be the one nearby when it melts unevenly and dives for the floor.

Dimloep
Nov 5, 2011

Hobo Camp posted:

This is a cruise ship.

There's no way this isn't a cruise ship.

A former sous chef of ours had a side gig (now his main gig) carving ice sculptures and fruit/veg sculpture, and I know he did at least one of these shrimp luges for us.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Do they make ice statues like those ones where you can pour liquid through it to make it look like a dude peeing, but with shrimp?

Asking for a friend, of course

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Business Gorillas posted:

Do they make ice statues like those ones where you can pour liquid through it to make it look like a dude peeing, but with shrimp?

Asking for a friend, of course

Why not mix it up and get a fountain statue boy peeing hot shrimp bisque?

Expelling cold peel and eat shrimp would probably need to be done like an impish little boy taking a shrimp poo poo. The mental image alone is priceless.

http://i.imgur.com/hrPGVMI.jpg

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 18, 2016

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

Do they make ice statues like those ones where you can pour liquid through it to make it look like a dude peeing, but with shrimp?

Asking for a friend, of course

Couple years back I worked the Halloween party for Del Posto, and they made an ice sculpture of a two headed baby into a luge where the booze came out of the lil baby dong. That was weird.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Alright! Nothing like moving to another city and renting a giant loft and not having anything but an air mattress, a TV and an xbox one.

My place looks ridiculous right now.

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010
X-post from most damage done A/T thread:

One day I was making mashed potatoes with a GIANT Hobart Mixer (looked exactly like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw6MyBY29u8). I was stupidly using a metal hotel pan to add the steamed potatoes and somehow threw the hotel pan right in the mixer. Totally destroyed the mixing blade ($1000), the Hobart had to be repaired ($1000) and of course the mashed potatoes had to be thrown out. I had already added about 6qts of heavy cream and 5lbs. of butter...

What are your biggest kitchen gently caress ups?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
:lol:

Also Jesus Christ that's a poo poo ton of mash potatoes to be using a Hobart.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Look! A Horse! posted:

X-post from most damage done A/T thread:

One day I was making mashed potatoes with a GIANT Hobart Mixer (looked exactly like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw6MyBY29u8). I was stupidly using a metal hotel pan to add the steamed potatoes and somehow threw the hotel pan right in the mixer. Totally destroyed the mixing blade ($1000), the Hobart had to be repaired ($1000) and of course the mashed potatoes had to be thrown out. I had already added about 6qts of heavy cream and 5lbs. of butter...

What are your biggest kitchen gently caress ups?

did you get fired on the spot, or the next day?

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remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009

A Man and his dog posted:

:lol:

Also Jesus Christ that's a poo poo ton of mash potatoes to be using a Hobart.

I do 1 1/2 cases at a time at my place. I didn't use the Hobart once. Never again.

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