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loquacius posted:Wait, I'm remembering a line from Game of Thrones now about a slice of ginger minge or something, so I guess it is both A Thing and An England Thing Definitely a huge UK thing though not as much in recent decades. When I was in little school the go-to insult was 'mingebag' but I hardly hear it these days. sigh..
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loquacius posted:Wait, I'm remembering a line from Game of Thrones now about a slice of ginger minge or something, so I guess it is both A Thing and An England Thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
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I remember Trevor the rat punching Dennis the aardvark in the nose after he caught Dennis peeking in on his 3 way rabbit porno. I think Dennis goes back to sniffing panties and Trevor says something like "going on an early minge-binge?" And then Dennis snorts the bad coke and Bletch gets into a war with Mr Big.
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KomodoWagon posted:
You left out strange and trim.
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It goes fanny < pussy < oval office < minge < cunny < cooter
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Bonzo posted:You left out strange and trim. Also poon
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"cooter" is good because it makes you think for a minute
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I havent thought about this in years, but I used to work with an old dude that always called it a "water knot"
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dookifex_maximus posted:americans love corrective rape Lul. Also I just listened to a bbc interview with an Eritrean woman who was sexually abused/raped while serving as a child soldier during the Eritrean/Ethiopian war. One of her friends, who experienced similar treatment, ended up killing herself with a hand grenade during a failed escape attempt. Rape its no big deals guys.
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Cosmic Charlie posted:I havent thought about this in years, but I used to work with an old dude that always called it a "water knot" Wow. That's going into the old lexicon.
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skeletonotherkin posted:Lul. Also I just listened to a bbc interview with an Eritrean woman who was sexually abused/raped while serving as a child soldier during the Eritrean/Ethiopian war. One of her friends, who experienced similar treatment, ended up killing herself with a hand grenade during a failed escape attempt. Rape its no big deals guys. lol drat pwnd
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:"cooter" is good because it makes you think for a minute It just makes me think, "What did those Duke boys get themselves into this time?"
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we are the Funyuns posted:It just makes me think, "What did those Duke boys get themselves into this time?" Let me tell you about watching Leave It To Beaver
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The old bearded clam. Snappers. Ham wallets.
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cockpocket
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Somehow these aren't nearly as bad as pussy.
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Malpais Legate posted:Somehow these aren't nearly as bad as pussy. WAIT Has anybody said sideways sloppy joe yet
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I call it a vagina
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bunnyofdoom posted:I call it a vagina 
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timp posted:Has anybody said sideways sloppy joe yet Vertical bacon sandwich.
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It's real hard to see actual confessions from OP when everyone keeps engaging in lovely small-talk. I swear you guys have zero self control.
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LuisN posted:It's real hard to see actual confessions from OP when everyone keeps engaging in lovely small-talk. I swear you guys have zero self control. I got another one: LuisN
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Nov 15, 2016 06:23
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Wash your loving mouth out.
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skeletonotherkin posted:Lul. Also I just listened to a bbc interview with an Eritrean woman who was sexually abused/raped while serving as a child soldier during the Eritrean/Ethiopian war. One of her friends, who experienced similar treatment, ended up killing herself with a hand grenade during a failed escape attempt. Rape its no big deals guys. this is my favorite slang for vagina i.e "trump grabbed her by the Lul. Also I just listened to a bbc interview with an Eritrean woman who was sexually abused/raped while serving as a child soldier during the Eritrean/Ethiopian war. One of her friends, who experienced similar treatment, ended up killing herself with a hand grenade during a failed escape attempt. Rape its no big deals guys."
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LuisN posted:It's real hard to see actual confessions from OP when everyone keeps engaging in lovely small-talk. I swear you guys have zero self control. Roast. Beef. Curtains.
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Harakiri Potter posted:I remember Trevor the rat punching Dennis the aardvark in the nose after he caught Dennis peeking in on his 3 way rabbit porno. I think Dennis goes back to sniffing panties and Trevor says something like "going on an early minge-binge?" time lost is brain lost
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How did this thread manage to get creepier in the last page without any new confessions?
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hth posted:time lost is brain lost does anyone else smell burnt hair?
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Open lame confession re the word "minge" My first name is Benjamin and a very drunk British friend decided one day that "Benjaminge" would be a funny nickname, but it was too long, so he started calling me Minge, which stuck with my group of British friends. It has now been my nickname for 10 years in that circle of friends. Naturally, when other people hear them calling me that in public, they either ask what it means (I have not met even one German who knows, no matter how good their English is) and then think it is super rude and/or wonder why I don't care. Frankly, I love it and wear it with pride. I don't see many of those friends as much as I did years ago because life happens, but whenever I see some of them it reminds us of the good times we had and brings up a lot of memories. The funniest time was when a friend's sister in law overheard it, took him to the side and got super worked up about it and started throwing a tantrum how he should not call me that and it was mean to abuse the fact I was German and did not understand. The look on her face when I explained I knew exactly what it meant and was cool with it was priceless. Edit: Please don't doxx me
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Thanks for reminding us all that Germans are autistic garbage people with no sense of humor. How real human beings growing up in that loving god-awful country don't kill themselves before reaching adulthood is beyond me. For real, every time I'm with people and there's a German there, the German will, without exception, take offense to someone's super tame joke and make a giant stink about it. Bonus points for when you're with a bunch of your old friends with whom you've always sworn like sailors and someone brings their "cool new friend, he's from Germany" and within ten minutes the loving kraut angrily demands you all clean up your language.
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for reminding us all that Germans are autistic garbage people with no sense of humor. How real human beings growing up in that loving god-awful country don't kill themselves before reaching adulthood is beyond me. For real, every time I'm with people and there's a German there, the German will, without exception, take offense to someone's super tame joke and make a giant stink about it. Bonus points for when you're with a bunch of your old friends with whom you've always sworn like sailors and someone brings their "cool new friend, he's from Germany" and within ten minutes the loving kraut angrily demands you all clean up your language. pole detected
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for reminding us all that Germans are autistic garbage people with no sense of humor. How real human beings growing up in that loving god-awful country don't kill themselves before reaching adulthood is beyond me. For real, every time I'm with people and there's a German there, the German will, without exception, take offense to someone's super tame joke and make a giant stink about it. Bonus points for when you're with a bunch of your old friends with whom you've always sworn like sailors and someone brings their "cool new friend, he's from Germany" and within ten minutes the loving kraut angrily demands you all clean up your language. Mycroft Holmes posted:pole detected Definitely.\ I'm shocked the thread didn't get angrier about the African guy calling all the people of the west pussies. I just figured there would be more outrage as opposed to repeatedly posting synonyms for the word Minge. Here's another word for fanny: chonch. This was a super Saskatchewan Hippy Girl who swore she picked it up out of New Mexico. Also Fishy Pink was one I heard from this one guy. Fishy Pink and the Brownie Stink. I need to meet better people.
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No one got mad because it was clearly written by a white European with his dick in his hand, who recently voted for a right populist party.
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for reminding us all that Germans are autistic garbage people with no sense of humor. How real human beings growing up in that loving god-awful country don't kill themselves before reaching adulthood is beyond me. For real, every time I'm with people and there's a German there, the German will, without exception, take offense to someone's super tame joke and make a giant stink about it. Bonus points for when you're with a bunch of your old friends with whom you've always sworn like sailors and someone brings their "cool new friend, he's from Germany" and within ten minutes the loving kraut angrily demands you all clean up your language. Wow nice meltdown.
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Did anyone say pink taco
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Hopper posted:Open lame confession re the word "minge" There was a guy called Big Pussy on The Sopranos so you're ok.
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for reminding us all that Germans are autistic garbage people with no sense of humor. How real human beings growing up in that loving god-awful country don't kill themselves before reaching adulthood is beyond me. For real, every time I'm with people and there's a German there, the German will, without exception, take offense to someone's super tame joke and make a giant stink about it. Bonus points for when you're with a bunch of your old friends with whom you've always sworn like sailors and someone brings their "cool new friend, he's from Germany" and within ten minutes the loving kraut angrily demands you all clean up your language. This isn't accurate for pretty much every German I have met over here. I guess they don't curse a lot in comparison but the only time I've ever seen a German get offended and put a stop to a conversation is when someone asks them about Hitler/nazis.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:This isn't accurate for pretty much every German I have met over here. I guess they don't curse a lot in comparison but the only time I've ever seen a German get offended and put a stop to a conversation is when someone asks them about Hitler/nazis. It's true that migrant kids curse way more between themselves and everyone tries to talk a little more sophisticated when a (native) German enters the circle. It's propably because they come from (a little) better of families usually where cursing is not as prevalent in the households and frowned upon.
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KomodoWagon posted:No one got mad because it was clearly written by a white European with his dick in his hand, who recently voted for a right populist party.
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Hopper posted:The funniest time was when a friend's sister in law overheard it, took him to the side and got super worked up about it and started throwing a tantrum how he should not call me that and it was mean to abuse the fact I was German and did not understand. The look on her face when I explained I knew exactly what it meant and was cool with it was priceless. The moment when a woman loses all respect for you. I know it well
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